Loki
lokithebold.bsky.social
Loki
@lokithebold.bsky.social
Small kobold. Big opinions. Dark professional satire, cursed project management, questionable human rituals, and occasional Mimicrian wisdom from Book-Book.
I swear it was an accident. >.< #Wardogs
September 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Let's do this. #Wardogs
September 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Yeah me too, it looks like they are having a bit more people try to log in than expected. From their discord:
September 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
First day troubles but hopefully Valve is able to provide support. Regardless, I'm looking forward to getting in. #wardogs #patience #queuedForWardogs
September 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Thanks, I just got the same thing. Back to the beginning we go! Best of luck on round two.
September 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Almost there! #Wardogs
September 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
First impressions after 7.5 hours of Halo: Campaign Evolved on Normal: it was amazing.

The graphics are, aptly, Unreal. The Flood are terrifying at this resolution. And whoever wrote the Grunts’ dialogue? Absolute peak.
July 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
A reminder that the world keeps its brightest colours just beyond the walls we build.
July 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Anytime there’s some staff engagement meeting where someone says we need to smile more.
July 20, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Place the compass at the centre of the boardroom.

Recite the strategic priorities.

Sacrifice whoever asks what they mean.

From: Real Secrets of Professional Project Mismanagement
June 25, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I made a one-life ARC Raiders challenge: Stairway to Stella. Start empty, clear each map in order, unlock crafting as you go, and finish on Stella Montis by killing the Bastion and extracting alive. Have fun. Be Bold.
June 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The problem with sitting through “alignment” meetings is that I leave with six jokes and nowhere professionally safe to put them. So into the intertubes they go.
June 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM