Sweet Jonz
@loladolo.bsky.social
I decided to grow watermelons and cantaloupes this summer. Also about 5 different types of tomatoes, peppers, and okra.
April 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I decided to grow watermelons and cantaloupes this summer. Also about 5 different types of tomatoes, peppers, and okra.
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I’m not a violent person (anymore) but let you walk up on one of my friends while we eating McDonald’s and think you about to swing on them. I’m ’bout to take your ass from the parking lot to the McFlurry machine. Your back gone touch every wall in this bitch.
April 18, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I’m not a violent person (anymore) but let you walk up on one of my friends while we eating McDonald’s and think you about to swing on them. I’m ’bout to take your ass from the parking lot to the McFlurry machine. Your back gone touch every wall in this bitch.
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Sometimes you really do have to put on your “I know you fucking lying” eyes.
April 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Sometimes you really do have to put on your “I know you fucking lying” eyes.
I want fried pork chops, baked beans, fried cabbage and onions, and mac and cheese. Might make that happen on Sunday.
April 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I want fried pork chops, baked beans, fried cabbage and onions, and mac and cheese. Might make that happen on Sunday.
I have big plans for my garden this weekend.
April 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I have big plans for my garden this weekend.
These muthafuckas aint getting on my nerves today.
April 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
These muthafuckas aint getting on my nerves today.
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Extension
Hey adults. Did you do your taxes early, early enough or doing it today?
April 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.
The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.
The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.
April 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.
The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.
The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.
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Someone on Threads, (Not ME), called it the DV & VD Tour and I had to tap out
a man says it 's above me now while looking up
ALT: a man says it 's above me now while looking up
media.tenor.com
April 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Someone on Threads, (Not ME), called it the DV & VD Tour and I had to tap out
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My entire comedy special
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Is available for free on streaming platforms! (Everything but Netflix)
Go watch it!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Is available for free on streaming platforms! (Everything but Netflix)
Go watch it!
April 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
My entire comedy special
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Is available for free on streaming platforms! (Everything but Netflix)
Go watch it!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Is available for free on streaming platforms! (Everything but Netflix)
Go watch it!
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Today's affirmation:
I'ma do the best I can with what I got
I'ma do the best I can with what I got
April 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Today's affirmation:
I'ma do the best I can with what I got
I'ma do the best I can with what I got
I want a warm slice of pound cake and a scoop of ice cream.
April 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I want a warm slice of pound cake and a scoop of ice cream.
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They on the US top.
NEW: Iran-linked hackers are attacking US critical infrastructure around the country, according to a warning from federal agencies and confirmation from the company whose component is being exploited. @agreenberg.bsky.social reports: www.wired.com/story/iran-l...
Iran-Linked Hackers Are Sabotaging US Energy and Water Infrastructure
As Trump threatens Iranian infrastructure, the US government warns that Iran has carried out its own digital attacks against US critical infrastructure.
www.wired.com
April 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
They on the US top.
I have a whole ass greenhouse in my living room.
April 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I have a whole ass greenhouse in my living room.
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DC/DMV — so @alexxaye.bsky.social had a dream to become a certified designer and she did it!
If you’d like to support this Black, Queer baddie — please share this event (or get a ticket!) sales end 4.3 and only 10 left. Open to all! (21+ obvi)
posh.vip/e/vino-bloom
If you’d like to support this Black, Queer baddie — please share this event (or get a ticket!) sales end 4.3 and only 10 left. Open to all! (21+ obvi)
posh.vip/e/vino-bloom
March 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
DC/DMV — so @alexxaye.bsky.social had a dream to become a certified designer and she did it!
If you’d like to support this Black, Queer baddie — please share this event (or get a ticket!) sales end 4.3 and only 10 left. Open to all! (21+ obvi)
posh.vip/e/vino-bloom
If you’d like to support this Black, Queer baddie — please share this event (or get a ticket!) sales end 4.3 and only 10 left. Open to all! (21+ obvi)
posh.vip/e/vino-bloom
Do I need any more seeds? No. Am I buying more seeds? Absolutely.
April 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Do I need any more seeds? No. Am I buying more seeds? Absolutely.
I am going home next month. I need to sit on my Mama's porch and listen to the birds.
April 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I am going home next month. I need to sit on my Mama's porch and listen to the birds.
Do right by yourself.
March 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Do right by yourself.
Niceties and whatnot.
March 26, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Niceties and whatnot.
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NETFLIX raised the price of their service....AGAIN.
The price of my service has not changed since it's inception and I'M BETTER.
GET WITH THE WINNING TEAM.
JOIN THE UNDERGROUND TODAY
The price of my service has not changed since it's inception and I'M BETTER.
GET WITH THE WINNING TEAM.
JOIN THE UNDERGROUND TODAY
🧵 on what makes me different from other streaming services and pirates:
I started this service during the pandemic, when Netflix first raised the price when everyone was home but I've been doing this since about 2012.
I've kinda perfected the process so it's seamless.
You want it, I'll get it.
I started this service during the pandemic, when Netflix first raised the price when everyone was home but I've been doing this since about 2012.
I've kinda perfected the process so it's seamless.
You want it, I'll get it.
March 26, 2026 at 7:49 PM
NETFLIX raised the price of their service....AGAIN.
The price of my service has not changed since it's inception and I'M BETTER.
GET WITH THE WINNING TEAM.
JOIN THE UNDERGROUND TODAY
The price of my service has not changed since it's inception and I'M BETTER.
GET WITH THE WINNING TEAM.
JOIN THE UNDERGROUND TODAY
I dont feel like doing shit today but eating a good meal and taking naps.
March 24, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I dont feel like doing shit today but eating a good meal and taking naps.
NO WIRE HANGERS EVERRRRRRR!!!
March 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
NO WIRE HANGERS EVERRRRRRR!!!
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You mean to tell me that both sides are in fact NOT THE SAME🤔
Have you seen this 👇 from a recent interview with former Secretary Blinken?
March 17, 2026 at 4:58 AM
You mean to tell me that both sides are in fact NOT THE SAME🤔
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BITCH NIGGA
YOU CAN
NEVA EVA
EVA EVA
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EVA EVA
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
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YOU CAN
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GET ON MY LEVEL HO
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GET ON MY LEVEL HO
March 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
BITCH NIGGA
YOU CAN
NEVA EVA
EVA EVA
EVA EVA
EVA EVA
EVA EVA
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
YOU CAN
NEVA EVA
EVA EVA
EVA EVA
EVA EVA
EVA EVA
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO
GET ON MY LEVEL HO