Long Tall Dingus
@longtalldingus.bsky.social
What's supposed to be in here? Nobody cares. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?
I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us
I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us
I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
Would people be upset with me if I only just now got into Skarra Mucci? I know I should have figured this out sooner, but I think now is better than later.
September 18, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Would people be upset with me if I only just now got into Skarra Mucci? I know I should have figured this out sooner, but I think now is better than later.
Zorak laugh.
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Zorak laugh.
Dawg modern games will have three different ways to show you where to go but want you to memorize combos like A -> A+B -> Hold Y -> Hold A+Y -> Block -> Hold A -> Foxtrot -> Dodge Cancel -> Jump+A -> Timed A+Hold -> QTE choose a vowel, and it only takes away like 5% of the enemies HP bar.
September 14, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Dawg modern games will have three different ways to show you where to go but want you to memorize combos like A -> A+B -> Hold Y -> Hold A+Y -> Block -> Hold A -> Foxtrot -> Dodge Cancel -> Jump+A -> Timed A+Hold -> QTE choose a vowel, and it only takes away like 5% of the enemies HP bar.
I want to meet someone who makes me feel like I do when I listen to Can I Kick It? by Tribe.
September 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I want to meet someone who makes me feel like I do when I listen to Can I Kick It? by Tribe.
If nose picking were an Olympic sport what sort of trickery would people do to produce the largest and cleanest picks?
September 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
If nose picking were an Olympic sport what sort of trickery would people do to produce the largest and cleanest picks?
What if instead of an AI boom there was a sandwich boom? Sandwich startups everywhere, ditch your old job to make sandwiches in the new sandwich economy. Hoagies are the new hunge-o. Trade your Bison Dollar for a slider.
Sandwich stores on every corner, sandwich stores in sandwich stores.
What if?
Sandwich stores on every corner, sandwich stores in sandwich stores.
What if?
September 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
What if instead of an AI boom there was a sandwich boom? Sandwich startups everywhere, ditch your old job to make sandwiches in the new sandwich economy. Hoagies are the new hunge-o. Trade your Bison Dollar for a slider.
Sandwich stores on every corner, sandwich stores in sandwich stores.
What if?
Sandwich stores on every corner, sandwich stores in sandwich stores.
What if?
Dawg when I'm at a race in person I've started going to the porta potty and pullin' my weed pens during the anthems.
Ya all wild with your weird ass blind patriotism, man.
Ya all wild with your weird ass blind patriotism, man.
September 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Dawg when I'm at a race in person I've started going to the porta potty and pullin' my weed pens during the anthems.
Ya all wild with your weird ass blind patriotism, man.
Ya all wild with your weird ass blind patriotism, man.
Selling a vehicle you knowingly and admittedly beat the shit out of for a decade is hard.
It's a wheelbarrow with an engine. It starts. It stops. It's 500 dollars. Don't ask anymore questions.
It's a wheelbarrow with an engine. It starts. It stops. It's 500 dollars. Don't ask anymore questions.
September 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Selling a vehicle you knowingly and admittedly beat the shit out of for a decade is hard.
It's a wheelbarrow with an engine. It starts. It stops. It's 500 dollars. Don't ask anymore questions.
It's a wheelbarrow with an engine. It starts. It stops. It's 500 dollars. Don't ask anymore questions.
There's a burning smell coming from my computer and I really hope I'm stroking out because I can't afford to replace any computer parts.
September 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
There's a burning smell coming from my computer and I really hope I'm stroking out because I can't afford to replace any computer parts.
The words on bluesky should be bigger.
September 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM
The words on bluesky should be bigger.
I think my favorite thing about pivoting from bartender, to budtender is people are always really happy to buy weed.
People are not unanimously happy to drink.
People are not unanimously happy to drink.
September 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I think my favorite thing about pivoting from bartender, to budtender is people are always really happy to buy weed.
People are not unanimously happy to drink.
People are not unanimously happy to drink.
Hitting Ctrl+T while Discord is the primary window should both focus on your default browser (Firefox, natch) and open a new tab in it.
September 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Hitting Ctrl+T while Discord is the primary window should both focus on your default browser (Firefox, natch) and open a new tab in it.
People who think pressure washing is relaxing haven't had to pressure was something for more than an hour at a time.
That shit sucks.
That shit sucks.
September 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
People who think pressure washing is relaxing haven't had to pressure was something for more than an hour at a time.
That shit sucks.
That shit sucks.
Hey if your doctor says shit like "you're not in danger of becoming diabetic, but you're in danger of becoming in danger of becoming diabetic, so now's a good time to start being careful", and you saw a 5.5lb bag of sour patch kids for eight dollars, what would you do?
September 9, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Hey if your doctor says shit like "you're not in danger of becoming diabetic, but you're in danger of becoming in danger of becoming diabetic, so now's a good time to start being careful", and you saw a 5.5lb bag of sour patch kids for eight dollars, what would you do?
Corporations will make a video that's a really unique engineering challenge, and you might read the title and think "oh cool it'll be neat to see how they made it"
But the video's three minutes long, edited like a Michael Bay movie, and you have no idea how anything was made or why it's happening.
But the video's three minutes long, edited like a Michael Bay movie, and you have no idea how anything was made or why it's happening.
September 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Corporations will make a video that's a really unique engineering challenge, and you might read the title and think "oh cool it'll be neat to see how they made it"
But the video's three minutes long, edited like a Michael Bay movie, and you have no idea how anything was made or why it's happening.
But the video's three minutes long, edited like a Michael Bay movie, and you have no idea how anything was made or why it's happening.
I can eat almonds you stupid AI fucks.
September 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I can eat almonds you stupid AI fucks.
My neck, back, shoulders, neck, and wrists are delicate anymore. Years of contact sports.
If someone were to rear end me, or otherwise cause a car accident it'd likely exaggerate those ailments and make things much more difficult to me.
You should make a post like this, too. Just in case.
If someone were to rear end me, or otherwise cause a car accident it'd likely exaggerate those ailments and make things much more difficult to me.
You should make a post like this, too. Just in case.
September 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
My neck, back, shoulders, neck, and wrists are delicate anymore. Years of contact sports.
If someone were to rear end me, or otherwise cause a car accident it'd likely exaggerate those ailments and make things much more difficult to me.
You should make a post like this, too. Just in case.
If someone were to rear end me, or otherwise cause a car accident it'd likely exaggerate those ailments and make things much more difficult to me.
You should make a post like this, too. Just in case.
I don't really play fighting games anymore but I have three novelty fight sticks.
Beats me I dunno. They're just kinda fun to make.
Beats me I dunno. They're just kinda fun to make.
September 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I don't really play fighting games anymore but I have three novelty fight sticks.
Beats me I dunno. They're just kinda fun to make.
Beats me I dunno. They're just kinda fun to make.
I gotta make a sim racing channel for poor people or something. I can't stand seeing people being given a five digit piece of gear, install it, then talk about it.
Hey congratulations you followed directions. You're a maker in that you made yourself a billboard.
I think I gotta solve this shit.
Hey congratulations you followed directions. You're a maker in that you made yourself a billboard.
I think I gotta solve this shit.
September 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I gotta make a sim racing channel for poor people or something. I can't stand seeing people being given a five digit piece of gear, install it, then talk about it.
Hey congratulations you followed directions. You're a maker in that you made yourself a billboard.
I think I gotta solve this shit.
Hey congratulations you followed directions. You're a maker in that you made yourself a billboard.
I think I gotta solve this shit.
Do you think Dave Brubeck would get wicked zooted and blast his ears out with Outkast?
I bet he would if he were still around.
I bet he would if he were still around.
September 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Do you think Dave Brubeck would get wicked zooted and blast his ears out with Outkast?
I bet he would if he were still around.
I bet he would if he were still around.
When I was a barista, I would regularly have people beaming about how good the lattes and cappuccinos I make are.
I've never had coffee in my life.
I've never had coffee in my life.
September 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
When I was a barista, I would regularly have people beaming about how good the lattes and cappuccinos I make are.
I've never had coffee in my life.
I've never had coffee in my life.
When someone cuts me off and I point at their car and motion for them to pull over so I can beat the shit out of them, they never do. Never.
Why do I even have a baseball bat in my van?
Why do I even have a baseball bat in my van?
September 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
When someone cuts me off and I point at their car and motion for them to pull over so I can beat the shit out of them, they never do. Never.
Why do I even have a baseball bat in my van?
Why do I even have a baseball bat in my van?
I still don't know why I keep downloading .NET runtimes. I don't really even know what it is.
".NET Runtime is the part of the .NET platform that runs .NET apps"
Oh that helps.
".NET Runtime is the part of the .NET platform that runs .NET apps"
Oh that helps.
September 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I still don't know why I keep downloading .NET runtimes. I don't really even know what it is.
".NET Runtime is the part of the .NET platform that runs .NET apps"
Oh that helps.
".NET Runtime is the part of the .NET platform that runs .NET apps"
Oh that helps.
"When I left the bar after stealing some ale and fist fighting two people, dude literally just fell from the sky and died."
Fabulous quote from the Skyrim subreddit.
Fabulous quote from the Skyrim subreddit.
September 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
"When I left the bar after stealing some ale and fist fighting two people, dude literally just fell from the sky and died."
Fabulous quote from the Skyrim subreddit.
Fabulous quote from the Skyrim subreddit.
I subscribe to a jazz magazine, but why shouldn't I subscribe to a skateboard magazine, too?
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September 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I subscribe to a jazz magazine, but why shouldn't I subscribe to a skateboard magazine, too?
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