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Long Tall Dingus
@longtalldingus.bsky.social
What's supposed to be in here? Nobody cares. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?

I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us

I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
I'm loosely aware that it's been released. I don't think I've seen a screenshot or video of it.

I imagine it's "dark and gritty", Wolverine's outfit provides contrast to make it "pop", and it has aggressive health regeneration.
September 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Gex reveals himself.
September 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Sad domo face.
September 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Hey, speaking of, imagine a divergent timeline where you could talk about Azumanga Daioh with people you don't know and not worry about someone asking which character is the hottest.

Boy, I like that show as much as I dislike the people who like it.
September 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I felt a weight in my consciousness lifting when I read this, only for the somberness of reality to render my wayward fantasy asunder.
September 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I actually already have a pair of shoulder straps from a previous project so I'm like *really close* to being able to do this right now.
September 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
It's cool, however it's too nominal. Too functional. It will do what it says on the tin.

What if I made one that attaches around your waist and shoulders for support, with an arm coming out front of you that the controller goes on?

That'd be fucked up and weird.
September 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Heffer wouldn't give a shit.
September 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Gex was cool till the gooners found him.
September 13, 2026 at 5:32 AM
nooooooo not like this.
September 13, 2026 at 5:30 AM
What does it say to do in an unfettered capitalism emergency?
September 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM
How I flirt.
Crash Bandicoot Dance
ALT: Crash Bandicoot Dance
static.klipy.com
September 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM