@longwinded.bsky.social
My childhood heroes were FDR and Chipper Jones.
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June 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Been reading this excellent book about how wave after wave of migration have affected and enhanced food ways in a mashup that is, in the modern age, uniquely American. Anyway, enjoy your mushy peas and chippy sandwich, ya limey bastard.
June 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Been reading this excellent book about how wave after wave of migration have affected and enhanced food ways in a mashup that is, in the modern age, uniquely American. Anyway, enjoy your mushy peas and chippy sandwich, ya limey bastard.
Every day is Earth Day, dumbass.
April 23, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Every day is Earth Day, dumbass.
When the astronauts safely return from navigating the cosmos and the Phillies blow a 4-0 lead
April 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
When the astronauts safely return from navigating the cosmos and the Phillies blow a 4-0 lead
Romaine, bell pepper (to be replanted later) Raspberries, Tomatoes (early season, late season, and cherry)
April 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Romaine, bell pepper (to be replanted later) Raspberries, Tomatoes (early season, late season, and cherry)
Lololololololololololol
March 31, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Lololololololololololol
If AA ever splits up Ronnie and Ozzie, it’ll be a crime against baseball.
March 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
If AA ever splits up Ronnie and Ozzie, it’ll be a crime against baseball.
Cooked one of my favorite dishes (patatas bravas) entirely from scratch for the first time tonight, and it turned out nearly perfect.
February 23, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Cooked one of my favorite dishes (patatas bravas) entirely from scratch for the first time tonight, and it turned out nearly perfect.
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet.
“I’ll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”
Like you want me to
And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“I’ll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”
Like you want me to
And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”
Morrison, CO
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Morrison, CO
Putting an optic on a fucking Tippman you use for pepper balls is such dork as loser shit.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Putting an optic on a fucking Tippman you use for pepper balls is such dork as loser shit.
Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin “met” in this building with the tower.
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin “met” in this building with the tower.
Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?
August 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?
Pretty pleased with how this picture of my dog turned out.
July 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Pretty pleased with how this picture of my dog turned out.
An isolated American, a re-armed Europe, and Russia struggling under sanctions? Oh boy we bout to do it.
February 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
An isolated American, a re-armed Europe, and Russia struggling under sanctions? Oh boy we bout to do it.
Built in Royalties? NFTs are too good!
February 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Built in Royalties? NFTs are too good!
Hurt people hurt people
December 4, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Hurt people hurt people
Got a notification on instagram to look at a post on threads advocating for using bluesky. This site might have juice of some kind.
November 1, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Got a notification on instagram to look at a post on threads advocating for using bluesky. This site might have juice of some kind.
Pepper is the sweetest monster
September 19, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Pepper is the sweetest monster
First 10%. I’ll take it.
September 17, 2024 at 2:23 PM
First 10%. I’ll take it.