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My childhood heroes were FDR and Chipper Jones.
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Joey Votto
Joe Biden: Will You Shut Up, Man?
Alt: Joe Biden: Will You Shut Up, Man?
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October 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Joey Votto
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Reminder: Cosplay Patton here is 0-1 in wars and he took an L to a B-level power
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
September 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Reminder: Cosplay Patton here is 0-1 in wars and he took an L to a B-level power
An AI video explaining Plato’s cave. I’m gonna walk into traffic.
September 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
An AI video explaining Plato’s cave. I’m gonna walk into traffic.
Guys, it’s bluesky season (playoff baseball) again!
September 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Guys, it’s bluesky season (playoff baseball) again!
Phuck the Phils. Braves win.
September 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Phuck the Phils. Braves win.
I need Instagram to cool it on the dead dog posts
September 28, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I need Instagram to cool it on the dead dog posts
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Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
i dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
September 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
If you don’t perv out over your wife on date night, you made some mistakes, and I’m sorry.
September 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
If you don’t perv out over your wife on date night, you made some mistakes, and I’m sorry.
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Come on. The premise for a reboot of The Muppet Show is so simple: Oceans are now battlefields.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Come on. The premise for a reboot of The Muppet Show is so simple: Oceans are now battlefields.
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The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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ok but renewable energy is cheaper than oil energy. in part *because* of the wars in Ukraine and Iran
September 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
ok but renewable energy is cheaper than oil energy. in part *because* of the wars in Ukraine and Iran
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This man is a fucking monster who limped away from Chicago's mayor's office because he'd become unelectable after closing 50 schools and half of our city's publicly funded mental health care clinics, and covering up the fact that Chicago cops murdered a teenager. Stop whitewashing his ass!
Rahm Emanuel: ‘You Don’t Like My Ideas? Show Me Yours’
The always pugnacious Democrat is ready to fight Republicans, the DSA, and Bibi Netanyahu. And maybe run for president.
The always pugnacious Democrat is ready to fight Republicans, the DSA, and Bibi Netanyahu. And maybe run for president.
Rahm Emanuel: 'You Don't Like My Ideas? Show Me Yours'
Rahm Emanuel wants to take on Republicans and Democrats from the "pragmatic center." He talks Israel, the DSA, a possible run for president and more.
rollingstone.com
September 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This man is a fucking monster who limped away from Chicago's mayor's office because he'd become unelectable after closing 50 schools and half of our city's publicly funded mental health care clinics, and covering up the fact that Chicago cops murdered a teenager. Stop whitewashing his ass!
No one can just be normal about Ella Langley, huh?
September 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
No one can just be normal about Ella Langley, huh?
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I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
August 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
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One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
August 25, 2026 at 9:22 PM
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
“It’s hard to be a diamond in a Rhinestone world.” RIP
August 25, 2026 at 11:34 PM
“It’s hard to be a diamond in a Rhinestone world.” RIP
Lolololol. Absolutely terrible casting.
Kit Harington has been cast as Gilderoy Lockhart in Season 2 of the ‘HARRY POTTER’ TV series.
Nicholas Hoult has left the series due to scheduling conflicts.
(Source: Deadline)
Nicholas Hoult has left the series due to scheduling conflicts.
(Source: Deadline)
August 25, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Lolololol. Absolutely terrible casting.
I went to school on the college town where I grew up. (Probably a mistake) The school and the students are the only thing that make a college town worth a damn.
Students are visitors. Those who live off campus, sure, might make sense. But otherwise, they have little business voting where they go to school.
August 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I went to school on the college town where I grew up. (Probably a mistake) The school and the students are the only thing that make a college town worth a damn.
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Bro. People are cool as fuck.
August 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
Man, reggae against your will can get you saying some crazy “fuck peace and love” shit.
August 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Man, reggae against your will can get you saying some crazy “fuck peace and love” shit.
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“For smaller officers or weaker officers or older officers, I think it has a great advantage” is a quote in this story
"Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks intended to gain compliance from combative individuals."
Susan Collins & Congressional Republicans voted to fund all of this.
Susan Collins & Congressional Republicans voted to fund all of this.
AP Exclusive: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks that are intended to gain compliance from combative individuals.
apnews.com
August 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
“For smaller officers or weaker officers or older officers, I think it has a great advantage” is a quote in this story
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When you’re running late and have to drink work k cup coffee
ormund hightower
ALT: ormund hightower
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August 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
When you’re running late and have to drink work k cup coffee
