Mysterious Ways Worker
@low-info-senator.bsky.social
Sometimes I think I am an ancient doctor, with ancient ideas of what must be done
Not sure it would be possible to photograph a group a group of six people with a collective lower cognitive capacity than this
After pledging to protect press freedoms throughout his nearly two years in office, South Dakota Gov. Larry Rhoden found himself standing in front of reporters with President Donald Trump as the president defended a decision to ban three news organizations from the White House. buff.ly/rjFTk5m
Trump ‘can make his own decisions,’ governor says after witnessing president’s rant about journalism • South Dakota Searchlight
After pledging to protect press freedoms, Gov. Rhoden found himself standing in front of reporters with President Trump as the president defended his ban of three news organizations.
buff.ly
September 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Not sure it would be possible to photograph a group a group of six people with a collective lower cognitive capacity than this
South Dakota’s republican Secretary of State, who lost her primary to a nut, endorsing the democratic challenger is quite the development
September 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
South Dakota’s republican Secretary of State, who lost her primary to a nut, endorsing the democratic challenger is quite the development
Interesting conversation here about whether words have meaning
Ballot measure could auto-repeal Medicaid expansion, attorney general says in contrast to lawmakers • South Dakota Searchlight
A South Dakota Republican legislator who helped send the measure to voters disagrees with text written by the Republican attorney general.
southdakotasearchlight.com
September 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Interesting conversation here about whether words have meaning
“A lot of our cops have ex-wives to spy on,” said Meyer.
With over 20 cameras at their disposal, many people have wondered why a city of just six thousand people needs so many. Chief of Police Justin Meyer was at City Hall to answer some of those questions.
Here's what he said ➡️
Here's what he said ➡️
September 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
“A lot of our cops have ex-wives to spy on,” said Meyer.
As a high school student, transported bodies from the local funeral parlor to the crematorium in the next town over. Driving a hearse gets you some looks
Happy labor day (USA). What's one of the oddest paid job you've had? Mine was probably as a reader for a medical professor at Rutgers, whose eyes were failing. I read him many academic texts, as well as Samuel Butler's "The Way of All Flesh."
September 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
As a high school student, transported bodies from the local funeral parlor to the crematorium in the next town over. Driving a hearse gets you some looks
I do not doubt for a minute that Fetterman is not a good Senator, but the vagaries of the Senate schedule do mean that meetings with the boss get canceled all the time
September 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I do not doubt for a minute that Fetterman is not a good Senator, but the vagaries of the Senate schedule do mean that meetings with the boss get canceled all the time
Just got a bill for the anesthesia for a procedure that I underwent 11 months ago demanding that I pay within 48 hours. The medical world is so wild
September 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Just got a bill for the anesthesia for a procedure that I underwent 11 months ago demanding that I pay within 48 hours. The medical world is so wild
Many rightfully recalling various Tim Curry performances but my (minority) go-to remembrance is him saying dramatically saying "the legend of the grey ape is REAL!" in Congo
August 26, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Many rightfully recalling various Tim Curry performances but my (minority) go-to remembrance is him saying dramatically saying "the legend of the grey ape is REAL!" in Congo
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How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
August 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
I got a speeding ticket from an officer whose name is Kuntz. Man, sometimes you just cannot make this stuff up
August 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I got a speeding ticket from an officer whose name is Kuntz. Man, sometimes you just cannot make this stuff up
Mortal Kombat!!
August 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Mortal Kombat!!
Learned about a new conspiracy theory from my republican coworker: windmills are causing a lack of rain because they blowing storms away
August 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Learned about a new conspiracy theory from my republican coworker: windmills are causing a lack of rain because they blowing storms away
This has to be the most pathetic one of these I have ever received
August 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
This has to be the most pathetic one of these I have ever received
I am seeing claims that Americans average 50-60 items of clothing bought each year and...how is this even possible? I buy maybe a pack of underwear or socks a year.
August 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I am seeing claims that Americans average 50-60 items of clothing bought each year and...how is this even possible? I buy maybe a pack of underwear or socks a year.
Is there a consensus on whether Trump believes this kind of thing when he retweets it or if he just reflexively does it
Absolutely had to check this one because it couldn’t be real. It’s real.
August 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Is there a consensus on whether Trump believes this kind of thing when he retweets it or if he just reflexively does it
National news commercials is just a wall of prescription drug ads.
July 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
National news commercials is just a wall of prescription drug ads.
I wish I could be Ross but in reality I know I am Rick
July 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I wish I could be Ross but in reality I know I am Rick
The supposed scandal in the president’s speech’s that China looked at voter registrations? The thing any campaign in SD can buy for a few thousand dollars?
July 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The supposed scandal in the president’s speech’s that China looked at voter registrations? The thing any campaign in SD can buy for a few thousand dollars?
Joe Fandango
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
July 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Joe Fandango
Feels like Doeden already accomplished what he wanted by beating Dusty Johnson and maybe doesn’t care if he is actually Governor
July 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Feels like Doeden already accomplished what he wanted by beating Dusty Johnson and maybe doesn’t care if he is actually Governor
I have reluctantly come to the conclusion that we just have to tolerate our dumb goddamn system because the alternatives are worse
People are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises
July 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I have reluctantly come to the conclusion that we just have to tolerate our dumb goddamn system because the alternatives are worse
Medicine works. The prayer is fine, but it is the medicine working
July 15, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Medicine works. The prayer is fine, but it is the medicine working
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Kristi Noem and Nancy Mace are the same person. You can't convince me otherwise. Nancy Mace and Kristi Noem are the same name too.
July 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Kristi Noem and Nancy Mace are the same person. You can't convince me otherwise. Nancy Mace and Kristi Noem are the same name too.
Bosses love to suggest a "two-pronged approach" and then delegate both prongs to you
July 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Bosses love to suggest a "two-pronged approach" and then delegate both prongs to you
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the wedge live band of all saxophonists is called george and the michaels and they played the sax part of “careless whisper” under a bridge by the mississippi river after we biked here
July 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the wedge live band of all saxophonists is called george and the michaels and they played the sax part of “careless whisper” under a bridge by the mississippi river after we biked here