Jason B. Bell
@lunchbot1.bsky.social
Visual artist. Healthcare claim processing troubleshooter by day. Quiet person. Perpetual outsider, somewhere on the spectrum.
Trump Steaks are back.
The Trump administration has been quietly selling thousands of wild mustangs to slaughterhouses for as little as $25 a horse — more than doubling sales since taking office, according to a Times analysis of government records
Trump secretly sends thousands of horses to their deaths: 'Slaughter in plain sight'
Wild horses couldn't keep President Donald Trump away from the chance of making a kill, according to a new report.Under his administration, thousands of wild horses have been rounded up with helicopters, packed into metal trailers, trucked hundreds of miles, and sold off to be slaughtered, the New Y...
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August 21, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Trump Steaks are back.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!
Just left the great American state fair where I watched Michael Knowles debate a ten year old girl about the Salem witch trials in front of DOZENS of people
June 30, 2026 at 3:28 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!
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dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...
MST3K - KTMA - K03 - Star Force
YouTube video by Arthur Putie
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March 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...
Watching the 2 newest episodes of PARADISE and thinking about how the show is reminding me more and more of LOST, and oh... oh wow... They're really setting up a far, far more batshit crazy genre-changing twist to the premise of the show than the one from the end of the first episode, aren't they?!
March 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Watching the 2 newest episodes of PARADISE and thinking about how the show is reminding me more and more of LOST, and oh... oh wow... They're really setting up a far, far more batshit crazy genre-changing twist to the premise of the show than the one from the end of the first episode, aren't they?!
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Again, maybe the most depressing aspect of the past decade has been that it’s made it impossible to avoid recognizing that a terrifyingly large minority of our fellow citizens are just flat out evil.
New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF
A fake ICE tip line reveals neighbors reporting neighbors
A Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the “banality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown.
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February 20, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Again, maybe the most depressing aspect of the past decade has been that it’s made it impossible to avoid recognizing that a terrifyingly large minority of our fellow citizens are just flat out evil.
I finally saw that Alexa commercial with Chris Hemsworth, which is basically: "Alexa by Amazon--IT CAN LITERALLY MURDER YOU, but you should use it anyway."
It's giving very "At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus"
It's giving very "At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus"
February 12, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I finally saw that Alexa commercial with Chris Hemsworth, which is basically: "Alexa by Amazon--IT CAN LITERALLY MURDER YOU, but you should use it anyway."
It's giving very "At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus"
It's giving very "At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus"
I guess I really shouldn't be too surprised at this connection, but *of course*.
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I guess I really shouldn't be too surprised at this connection, but *of course*.
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This machine yub nubs fascists.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This machine yub nubs fascists.
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The White House is reporting that a geographically confused Donald Trump has wandered off into the frozen mountains of Antarctica. A somber Werner Herzog narrates the insane, deranged old man's journey toward his certain demise.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 AM
The White House is reporting that a geographically confused Donald Trump has wandered off into the frozen mountains of Antarctica. A somber Werner Herzog narrates the insane, deranged old man's journey toward his certain demise.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
This is the Ninja Turtle that Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello don't associate with: Grok AI
A new worst Ninja Turtle just dropped with Vanilla Ice at mar-a-largo
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
This is the Ninja Turtle that Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello don't associate with: Grok AI
Meanwhile, in Hell:
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Meanwhile, in Hell:
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Merry Christmas!
Love has no gender🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Love is love❤️
love you all🤍
Merry Merry⭐️✨
Love is love❤️
love you all🤍
Merry Merry⭐️✨
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Merry Christmas!
Yup, it's Gremlins time.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yup, it's Gremlins time.
We live in such a fucking stupid world.
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
September 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We live in such a fucking stupid world.
Hoping all my friends and their loved ones in and around "War ravaged Portland" will be okay and survive whatever nonsense the president sends to "protect" them.
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hoping all my friends and their loved ones in and around "War ravaged Portland" will be okay and survive whatever nonsense the president sends to "protect" them.
OH NO.
September 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
OH NO.
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This is evidence against everything RFK and Trump are saying--there was a time where Tylenol was off the shelves and almost a whole subsequent year where demand plummeted. So you'd be able to go, "Huh, fewer autistic babies in 1983" if it were true.
Non-negligible chance Trump was impressionable on this because the Tylenol murders took place in 1982, the decade when all his lifelong fixations imprinted on his brain.
what the hell did Tylenol ever do to this guy?
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This is evidence against everything RFK and Trump are saying--there was a time where Tylenol was off the shelves and almost a whole subsequent year where demand plummeted. So you'd be able to go, "Huh, fewer autistic babies in 1983" if it were true.