XandisCosmo ⭐️
@lurking-crypt1d.dftba.social
I'm an inside cat.
AI is for losers. 🤮
Xandis 🖤🤍 & Loki 🖤 ≽^• ˕ •^≼ 💜
｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆ DFTBA! ☆’･ﾟ:*:･｡
[Hobby Goblin, Awkward Penguin]
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AI is for losers. 🤮
Xandis 🖤🤍 & Loki 🖤 ≽^• ˕ •^≼ 💜
｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆ DFTBA! ☆’･ﾟ:*:･｡
[Hobby Goblin, Awkward Penguin]
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I think polio is bad and the vaccine for it is good.
August 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I think polio is bad and the vaccine for it is good.
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Podium, our 666th album, out now 🐐
Thank you for choosing Cheekface 🐐
Thank you for choosing Cheekface 🐐
July 28, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Podium, our 666th album, out now 🐐
Thank you for choosing Cheekface 🐐
Thank you for choosing Cheekface 🐐
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Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity and happiness.
But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.
But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.
July 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity and happiness.
But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.
But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.
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It's not enough to be against AI, you need to be pro art.
You need to be a champion of the art you love, you need to share that passion and joy, and do what you can to support the artists who make it, because it's not enough to hate AI, to hate what it's doing to art and media; you gotta love.
You need to be a champion of the art you love, you need to share that passion and joy, and do what you can to support the artists who make it, because it's not enough to hate AI, to hate what it's doing to art and media; you gotta love.
July 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
It's not enough to be against AI, you need to be pro art.
You need to be a champion of the art you love, you need to share that passion and joy, and do what you can to support the artists who make it, because it's not enough to hate AI, to hate what it's doing to art and media; you gotta love.
You need to be a champion of the art you love, you need to share that passion and joy, and do what you can to support the artists who make it, because it's not enough to hate AI, to hate what it's doing to art and media; you gotta love.
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To date, immigration officials have shot and killed 11 people, including two Minnesotans. Across the country, they operate with no respect for human life, the law, or consequences.
There's no reforming this agency. Rip it apart.
There's no reforming this agency. Rip it apart.
July 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
To date, immigration officials have shot and killed 11 people, including two Minnesotans. Across the country, they operate with no respect for human life, the law, or consequences.
There's no reforming this agency. Rip it apart.
There's no reforming this agency. Rip it apart.
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abolish ice
July 14, 2026 at 3:22 AM
abolish ice
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HAPPY 7/11 CHEEKFACE DAY
NOW LIVE IN THE ST*RE
STUBBS CLUBB GOT A DISC**NT C*DE
NOW LIVE IN THE ST*RE
STUBBS CLUBB GOT A DISC**NT C*DE
July 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
HAPPY 7/11 CHEEKFACE DAY
NOW LIVE IN THE ST*RE
STUBBS CLUBB GOT A DISC**NT C*DE
NOW LIVE IN THE ST*RE
STUBBS CLUBB GOT A DISC**NT C*DE
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I wanted to bury my face in my hands, sink down to the floor, and slip into my media, but I didn’t. After twelve long seconds, the intense feeling subsided.
July 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I wanted to bury my face in my hands, sink down to the floor, and slip into my media, but I didn’t. After twelve long seconds, the intense feeling subsided.
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Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship.
But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen.
Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship.
But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother.
They are both shameless hypocrites.
But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen.
Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship.
But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother.
They are both shameless hypocrites.
July 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship.
But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen.
Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship.
But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother.
They are both shameless hypocrites.
But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen.
Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship.
But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother.
They are both shameless hypocrites.
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Forced Shutdown: Restart: Failure Retry
June 29, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Forced Shutdown: Restart: Failure Retry
Disgusting. MICROSLOP.
internal company documents show that Microsoft plans on getting users "addicted" to AI agents. Not language Microsoft employees we talked to are thrilled about or believe in. www.404media.co/microsoft-wa...
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal
Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.
www.404media.co
June 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Disgusting. MICROSLOP.
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Hot take: You shouldn't honor a convicted murderer with a moment of silence.
newrepublic.com/post/211199/...
newrepublic.com/post/211199/...
The Minnesota GOP Just Hit a New Low
The state party chair limply defended Republicans’ decision to hold a moment of silence for Derek Chauvin, the police officer who murdered George Floyd in 2020.
newrepublic.com
June 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Hot take: You shouldn't honor a convicted murderer with a moment of silence.
newrepublic.com/post/211199/...
newrepublic.com/post/211199/...
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You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time.
Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
May 31, 2026 at 11:38 PM
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time.
Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
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Can I get a FUCK ICE in the chat?
May 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Can I get a FUCK ICE in the chat?
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Happy Dungeon Crawler Carl day to all who celebrate
May 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Happy Dungeon Crawler Carl day to all who celebrate
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Hard not to be paranoid when you remember all the times your paranoia was justified.
May 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Hard not to be paranoid when you remember all the times your paranoia was justified.
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Happy Statehood Day, Minnesota!
Proud to celebrate our state’s 168th birthday and all that Minnesotans have contributed to our great nation.
Proud to celebrate our state’s 168th birthday and all that Minnesotans have contributed to our great nation.
May 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Happy Statehood Day, Minnesota!
Proud to celebrate our state’s 168th birthday and all that Minnesotans have contributed to our great nation.
Proud to celebrate our state’s 168th birthday and all that Minnesotans have contributed to our great nation.
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Fucking racist complains people are mean to him for being a fucking racist
NEW: Chief Justice John Roberts bemoans that Americans don't understand how the Supreme Court operates and see justices as "political actors". The court at times simply has to make "unpopular" decisions, he adds:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Chief Justice John Roberts says American public wrongly views the justices as ‘political actors’
During remarks at a judicial conference, Roberts bemoaned what he characterized as misconceptions about the Supreme Court held by the American public.
www.nbcnews.com
May 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Fucking racist complains people are mean to him for being a fucking racist
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Idk man I feel like even if AI scraped from 100% ethical sources, had zero impact on the environment, and produced gorgeous work, I’d still think you were a bitch for using it
May 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Idk man I feel like even if AI scraped from 100% ethical sources, had zero impact on the environment, and produced gorgeous work, I’d still think you were a bitch for using it
It's only Tuesday.... it feels like a Thursday after a very long week 😫 💀
April 28, 2026 at 12:40 PM
It's only Tuesday.... it feels like a Thursday after a very long week 😫 💀
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surely no army in military history has ever been laid low by disease, a famously uncommon problem among people living in enforced close quarters
April 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
surely no army in military history has ever been laid low by disease, a famously uncommon problem among people living in enforced close quarters
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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[disgusted sigh]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64mdicpo7sq4k5bx2z3m2jo6/bafkreihsbgzdrmq6oh7sqjlnurpd6mz73y6lxtpfzxjcxjsd37ki4nkkvq)