Lyonize
@lyonize.bsky.social
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Wow the new Spirit Halloween Animatronics look great this year!
August 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Wow the new Spirit Halloween Animatronics look great this year!
Pizza that does slashing and acid damage to the roof of your mouth.
July 8, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Pizza that does slashing and acid damage to the roof of your mouth.
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Guilt is stored in the balls.
May 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Guilt is stored in the balls.
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everyone in this movie dresses like a lesbian
March 25, 2026 at 12:51 AM
everyone in this movie dresses like a lesbian
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Trump wouldn't know Jesus if He walked across the pool at Mar-a-Lago.
March 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Trump wouldn't know Jesus if He walked across the pool at Mar-a-Lago.
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Girls who pee vs bitches who piss
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March 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Girls who pee vs bitches who piss
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There's a part in the TV series 'Band of Brothers' where the soldiers find a concentration camp full of Jews. Later on, you see the people from the nearby town cleaning up the camp, disposing of bodies, etc. and a woman looks up as if to say "I didn't know." (1/2)
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
There's a part in the TV series 'Band of Brothers' where the soldiers find a concentration camp full of Jews. Later on, you see the people from the nearby town cleaning up the camp, disposing of bodies, etc. and a woman looks up as if to say "I didn't know." (1/2)
Jake Paul lives in Puerto Rico. He moved there to avoid American taxes. For him to call a Puerto Rican a "fake American" is the most on-the-nose hypocrisy.
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Jake Paul lives in Puerto Rico. He moved there to avoid American taxes. For him to call a Puerto Rican a "fake American" is the most on-the-nose hypocrisy.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"You don't have to touch it. I'll turn you on."
"I'm gonna poke this down your shirt and I'll have you pull it out between the buttons at the bottom."
"I don't know the WiFi password."
"You don't have to touch it. I'll turn you on."
"I'm gonna poke this down your shirt and I'll have you pull it out between the buttons at the bottom."
"I don't know the WiFi password."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"What do you MEAN we lost an entire semi-truck???"
"What do you MEAN you lost a 3 foot tall printer???"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DATA POOL IS DOWN AGAIN, I CANT ACCESS MY REPORTS? CAN I JUST GO HOME?"
"What do you MEAN we lost an entire semi-truck???"
"What do you MEAN you lost a 3 foot tall printer???"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DATA POOL IS DOWN AGAIN, I CANT ACCESS MY REPORTS? CAN I JUST GO HOME?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Just gonna steal some blood from ya realllll quick “
Or
" if you keep trying to get outta bed I’m gonna have to tie you down, and I don’t wanna do that to ya :) "
"Just gonna steal some blood from ya realllll quick “
Or
" if you keep trying to get outta bed I’m gonna have to tie you down, and I don’t wanna do that to ya :) "
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"You don't have to touch it. I'll turn you on."
"I'm gonna poke this down your shirt and I'll have you pull it out between the buttons at the bottom."
"I don't know the WiFi password."
"You don't have to touch it. I'll turn you on."
"I'm gonna poke this down your shirt and I'll have you pull it out between the buttons at the bottom."
"I don't know the WiFi password."
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What is hope, if not spite persevering?
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
What is hope, if not spite persevering?
Not enough people have seen Schindlers List.
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Not enough people have seen Schindlers List.
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2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
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WHAT IS CHARLOTTE’S WEEB??
we gotta figure out what's happening over at Jeopardy HQ
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
WHAT IS CHARLOTTE’S WEEB??
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there is a class of powerful people in this country that work in government, media, finance, and tech, and they're all child rapists.
A month ago, NYT columnist David Brooks wrote a column decrying the media and political fixation on the Epstein story.
This afternoon, House Democrats released a new tranche of photos of an event that Brooks attended with Epstein.
This afternoon, House Democrats released a new tranche of photos of an event that Brooks attended with Epstein.
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
there is a class of powerful people in this country that work in government, media, finance, and tech, and they're all child rapists.
Paul is the Zuko of Christian lore.
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Paul is the Zuko of Christian lore.
Tampering with a security camera is in the same category as tampering with a smoke detector. Doing so implies your intent to do something you're not supposed to.
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tampering with a security camera is in the same category as tampering with a smoke detector. Doing so implies your intent to do something you're not supposed to.
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WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME SERUM 2 IS FREE FOR SERUM 1 OWNERS?!?!
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME SERUM 2 IS FREE FOR SERUM 1 OWNERS?!?!
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I had to draw an INCREDIBLE dream I had the other night
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I had to draw an INCREDIBLE dream I had the other night