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Lyonize
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Dad is a doctor. Mom told me a story about when they were first dating. They're sitting across from each other at some diner. My dad is holding her hand, looking down at it and in her mind she's thinking "Aww he thinks my hands are pretty.😍"
Dad: "I would love to put an IV in that vein."
Mom: 😐
March 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I'm adding references to spren to my every-day vernacular now. lol
March 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Haven't bothered to look at ram prices for months but I happened to be at Microcenter the other day and caught a glimpse of the wall of ram. 💀
February 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
But from the viewer's point of view, it's too late. "I didn't know" isn't an excuse.
Some day, we are going to be that woman, and "I didn't know" isn't going to be an excuse. (2/2)
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Back when Colorado legalized weed, I pretended to be from literally any other state to avoid the inevitable "Oh shit man, you got that good shit? Man you got a hookup for some-" *conversation details into jargon about smoking that I don't understand*
February 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Gotta put on the eyeliner extra thick so they know they're wasting their time.
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
There's a community of dancers who would die for the opportunity to act as reference material for you! 👀
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 PM
This is exactly how the Vegas Sphere works. In fact, the guy who developed and patented this type of sound system was a laser scientist. I worked a show once where they deployed a sound system like this. I couldn't believe my ears as I walked around. No phasing at all. It was the strangest thing.
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 AM
It's my turn to pick where you guys go to eat. It's my house. We're having spaghetti.
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 PM
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM