mark p
m4rkp.bsky.social
mark p
@m4rkp.bsky.social
living an individual life in linear time
really feels like we're ready to move on from the collective psychosis of Big Pants
July 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
amy adams' greatest role is pretending the smartless guys are funny
June 23, 2026 at 1:14 AM
my brain 24/7:

soon / a vigorously / beating heart / is pumping blood
June 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
@bocpages.bsky.social thank you for your excellent work. wanted to let you know that i think the capricorn samples might come from here, not what you've linked on the site.

youtu.be/4ckqHCQ5exw?...

and

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ckq...

sample seems more like a crowd singing than the cited source
June 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
hate that "send a code to your email" has become the default login flow for a lot of websites. that's a blatant tax on responsible password keepers everywhere!!
June 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
yeah I’ll have the uhhh
February 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
play ja ja ding dong!!
🚨 Lady Gaga premieres the ‘Abracadabra’ music video during a #GRAMMYs  commercial break.
February 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my six year old re: thanksgiving: “are we making a big chicken body thing?”
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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haven’t stopped thinking about this since I first read it
November 19, 2024 at 10:22 AM
forget graphic design
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM
any toronto people know whether john sakamoto’s writing anywhere these days?
November 17, 2024 at 4:58 PM
doordashed a restaurant order where a $10 item was forgotten and doordash's automated support thing decided to give me a $5 credit as apology. i don't really care about the food but like... how is this legal
November 17, 2024 at 2:02 AM
once I went underwear shopping with dizzee rascal
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
jonathan glazer once paid me 50 pounds to crack his phone
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
when I was 11 I had one of the first documented cases of a video game seizure
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
anyone feel like adding me to a 'lurked for 15 years but rarely posts' starter pack
November 15, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
the oldest I’ve ever felt in my life was when I was recently going through old emails and realized that I half-edited a then-boring business book that I subsequently went on to read, without realizing, as a consumer, fifteen years later
November 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
bluesky is like moving somewhere with trees and run paths after a decade of living in a nuclear bomb site. what do you mean I can just go outside
November 12, 2024 at 2:34 PM
also “mad about what google news considers a news source”
I feel like this site's demographics can be described as "still mad about the loss of Google Reader"
November 12, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I’m ready to go back to BBSes
November 11, 2024 at 2:10 PM
nice country you got there. it’d be a shame if the systematic degradation of infrastructure and institution in a place that geographically vast drove everyone to either the internet or religion in search of community.
November 7, 2024 at 7:17 AM
just want to say that i'm listening to more music and fewer podcasts these days and i find myself enjoying and appreciating life more as a result
October 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
the other day i remembered that momus exists and i couldn't stop laughing
October 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM