realboredape
@macrotipstrader.bsky.social
Ex-hedge fund manager tired of X and Threads.
Will never DM you asking how your trades are going.
Will never DM you asking how your trades are going.
True, but it lets technicians draw something like this...
September 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
True, but it lets technicians draw something like this...
Let's just ban AI...
September 8, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Let's just ban AI...
Someone caught a photo of Trump 'speaking' to Warsh
August 6, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Someone caught a photo of Trump 'speaking' to Warsh
Can we talk about Danny Ives' Eightco?
Has there ever been as much value destruction in as short a time?
Has there ever been as much value destruction in as short a time?
May 27, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Can we talk about Danny Ives' Eightco?
Has there ever been as much value destruction in as short a time?
Has there ever been as much value destruction in as short a time?
Anyone notice that Trump TACO'd at 4:10 pm, AFTER stocks plunged and potentially locking in gains for anyone who bought timely 0DTE puts at 3:30? Altogether, thousands of contracts of 0DTE puts were bought before it was known that Iran withdrew from the talks, went 5-10x, and before Trump TACO'd.
April 21, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Anyone notice that Trump TACO'd at 4:10 pm, AFTER stocks plunged and potentially locking in gains for anyone who bought timely 0DTE puts at 3:30? Altogether, thousands of contracts of 0DTE puts were bought before it was known that Iran withdrew from the talks, went 5-10x, and before Trump TACO'd.
Straight up embarrassing...Trump planted the Pakistan post so he can stand down
April 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Straight up embarrassing...Trump planted the Pakistan post so he can stand down
Is it me, or is the crude belly very mispriced? Even if Trump TACOs, we aren't going back to $65 pre-war, not with the damage to infrastructure in the last 3 weeks. There's real risk that Iran won't TACO, so getting Sept in the 70s seems like a good deal? $10 downside with $30+ upside?
March 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Is it me, or is the crude belly very mispriced? Even if Trump TACOs, we aren't going back to $65 pre-war, not with the damage to infrastructure in the last 3 weeks. There's real risk that Iran won't TACO, so getting Sept in the 70s seems like a good deal? $10 downside with $30+ upside?
Trump says fuck your puts (Data from RTGamma)
March 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Trump says fuck your puts (Data from RTGamma)
PSA - apparently someone thinks I am worthy of a fake account. Joke's on them, but please be careful. I will never reach out to you in DMs and I do not sell any advice or securities.
March 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
PSA - apparently someone thinks I am worthy of a fake account. Joke's on them, but please be careful. I will never reach out to you in DMs and I do not sell any advice or securities.
sure sure...2/3 of US economy is consumption, but it wouldn't hurt.
March 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
sure sure...2/3 of US economy is consumption, but it wouldn't hurt.
In the history of capital markets, has there ever been a faster destruction of value? #DannyIves #ORBS
February 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
In the history of capital markets, has there ever been a faster destruction of value? #DannyIves #ORBS
Tom Demark has impeccable timing...weekly setup 9 last month suggested possible bottoming.
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Tom Demark has impeccable timing...weekly setup 9 last month suggested possible bottoming.
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About as restrictive as late 2021
About as restrictive as late 2021
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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About as restrictive as late 2021
About as restrictive as late 2021
Should Bessent be fired like Cook?
September 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Should Bessent be fired like Cook?
And one clown calling for 100 bps lower than everyone else
September 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And one clown calling for 100 bps lower than everyone else
Ah...100 bps lower...clown show
September 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ah...100 bps lower...clown show
In lighthearted news, great pic
August 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
In lighthearted news, great pic
Rewatching Idiocracy and it's like a documentary
August 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Rewatching Idiocracy and it's like a documentary
vol collapses...thanks for playing.
August 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
vol collapses...thanks for playing.
Kinda whistling past the grave...
August 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Kinda whistling past the grave...
It’s not even like the job weakness is unexpected. It simply corroborates with ADP, which showed a sharp drop in employment in May and June.
August 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s not even like the job weakness is unexpected. It simply corroborates with ADP, which showed a sharp drop in employment in May and June.
July 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM