realboredape
@macrotipstrader.bsky.social
Ex-hedge fund manager tired of X and Threads.
Will never DM you asking how your trades are going.
Will never DM you asking how your trades are going.
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This is extraordinarily well written.
September 26, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This is extraordinarily well written.
Projecting...
TRUMP ON IRAN: IRAN WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL, QUICKLY AND BADLY
September 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Projecting...
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Crude flying this morning—Brent now above $104/bbl.
Wheels coming off.
Wheels coming off.
September 10, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Crude flying this morning—Brent now above $104/bbl.
Wheels coming off.
Wheels coming off.
Just ground the whole damn fleet...
FAA orders inspections of Boeing 737 Max jets after cracks found in some older planes - CBS
August 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Just ground the whole damn fleet...
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August 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Tada! Did anyone honestly expect Kevin 'bootlicker' Warsh to cut rates?
The FOMC held rates steady, and the vote was 9-3.
Three bank presidents dissented in favor of a quarter-point rate increase.
It was the first time since 2016 that there were three dissents in the same direction over a policy change.
Three bank presidents dissented in favor of a quarter-point rate increase.
It was the first time since 2016 that there were three dissents in the same direction over a policy change.
July 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Tada! Did anyone honestly expect Kevin 'bootlicker' Warsh to cut rates?
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Republicans want us to memory-hole everything Trump did in 2020 while dragging us back into the same tired 2020 culture wars: Fauci, Wuhan, vaccines, communism.
Why? Because it’s now 2026, they broke the country, and desperately need a distraction to reinvigorate their base.
Why? Because it’s now 2026, they broke the country, and desperately need a distraction to reinvigorate their base.
July 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Republicans want us to memory-hole everything Trump did in 2020 while dragging us back into the same tired 2020 culture wars: Fauci, Wuhan, vaccines, communism.
Why? Because it’s now 2026, they broke the country, and desperately need a distraction to reinvigorate their base.
Why? Because it’s now 2026, they broke the country, and desperately need a distraction to reinvigorate their base.
There's 100% chance 'something' could happen...
Trump: Good chance something could happen with Iran in talks.
July 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
There's 100% chance 'something' could happen...
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As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain.
July 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain.
So thankful centcom decided to wait until after the WC finals. So considerate.
U.S. CENTCOM: BEGAN CONDUCTING NEW WAVE OF STRIKES AGAINST IRAN AT 7PM ET FOR NINTH CONSECUTIVE NIGHT; STRIKES TO CONTINUE DEGRADING IRANIAN MILITARY CAPABILITIES USED TO ATTACK COMMERCIAL VESSELS AND CIVILIAN MARINERS TRANSITING STRAIT OF HORMUZ
July 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
So thankful centcom decided to wait until after the WC finals. So considerate.
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Leandro Paredes should be banned from international football for life viciously assaulting Spanish players after the final whistle.
Indefensible thuggery and criminality.
Indefensible thuggery and criminality.
July 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Leandro Paredes should be banned from international football for life viciously assaulting Spanish players after the final whistle.
Indefensible thuggery and criminality.
Indefensible thuggery and criminality.
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Brutal photo caption from The Guardian:
“Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
“Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
July 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian:
“Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
“Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
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Trump curse strikes again
July 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Trump curse strikes again
Don't forget these are mostly semiconductor and datacenter capex items which are exempt from tariffs...
I wonder how much of that is transshipped China goods.
LOL the US trade deficit with South Korea, Vietnam, and Taiwan (combined):
(via Schwab)
(via Schwab)
July 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Don't forget these are mostly semiconductor and datacenter capex items which are exempt from tariffs...
Bye Felicia to CR7. Let's kick out anyone who has visited the orange turd.
Ice Cube: Bye Felicia
ALT: Ice Cube: Bye Felicia
static.klipy.com
July 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Bye Felicia to CR7. Let's kick out anyone who has visited the orange turd.
Go buy any other computer brand other than a Dell.
TRUMP: GO OUT AND BUY A DELL
July 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Go buy any other computer brand other than a Dell.
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There's always a tweet...
June 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
There's always a tweet...
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Quintessential Trump:
In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year.
In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak.
$1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year.
In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak.
$1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
June 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Quintessential Trump:
In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year.
In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak.
$1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year.
In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak.
$1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
TACO Thursday?
🚨 TRUMP: CANCELLED SCHEDULED STRIKES AND BOMBINGS AGAINST IRAN THIS EVENING
June 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
TACO Thursday?
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Clear sign that LLMs are commodity products unworthy of $1Tn valuations...
The dynamic this boom really needed was a price war to compound margin pressure.
Exclusive | OpenAI Considers Drastic Price Cuts, Anticipating War for Users With Anthropic
The company might lower prices for tokens, the central unit for gauging AI costs, though the discussions are still in flux.
www.wsj.com
June 11, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Clear sign that LLMs are commodity products unworthy of $1Tn valuations...
Ah yes, oil down because the U.S. will have to retaliate for the downed Apache...definitely how this works...🫠
June 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Ah yes, oil down because the U.S. will have to retaliate for the downed Apache...definitely how this works...🫠