Megan
@magiclibrarian.bsky.social
Librarian, reader, writer, maker of things. Autistic queer fangirl. Not sure what I'm doing but trying my best.
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
August 31, 2026 at 10:04 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Me to my baby gay ducklings, my friends, the people I have adopted because their parents are shit or they just needed another mom: Are you drinking enough water? Are you getting enough sleep? Are you talking nicely about yourself? I love you so much you're doing so great
Me to me: water? Who is she
Me to me: water? Who is she
August 31, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Me to my baby gay ducklings, my friends, the people I have adopted because their parents are shit or they just needed another mom: Are you drinking enough water? Are you getting enough sleep? Are you talking nicely about yourself? I love you so much you're doing so great
Me to me: water? Who is she
Me to me: water? Who is she
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My favorite bit right now is "______ is just a scam for Big ________ to sell more _______s."
E1: Gender is just a scam by Big Toilet to sell more bathrooms.
E2: The moon is just a scam by Big Astrology to sell more horoscopes.
Please create some/share your favorites!
E1: Gender is just a scam by Big Toilet to sell more bathrooms.
E2: The moon is just a scam by Big Astrology to sell more horoscopes.
Please create some/share your favorites!
August 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
My favorite bit right now is "______ is just a scam for Big ________ to sell more _______s."
E1: Gender is just a scam by Big Toilet to sell more bathrooms.
E2: The moon is just a scam by Big Astrology to sell more horoscopes.
Please create some/share your favorites!
E1: Gender is just a scam by Big Toilet to sell more bathrooms.
E2: The moon is just a scam by Big Astrology to sell more horoscopes.
Please create some/share your favorites!
weird dreams last night including meeting @maggiestiefvater.bsky.social in a Barnes and Noble in a truly enormous mall. She was an employee because she couldn't write books after "the incident". I was trying to convince her that she could and we needed more of her books as she stared at me, haunted
August 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
weird dreams last night including meeting @maggiestiefvater.bsky.social in a Barnes and Noble in a truly enormous mall. She was an employee because she couldn't write books after "the incident". I was trying to convince her that she could and we needed more of her books as she stared at me, haunted
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Me: a librarian with storytime training and experience as well as a storytelling class under my belt, literally professionally read to children
My spouse: just a guy
Offspring: "Dada read it"
The nerve.
My spouse: just a guy
Offspring: "Dada read it"
The nerve.
August 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Me: a librarian with storytime training and experience as well as a storytelling class under my belt, literally professionally read to children
My spouse: just a guy
Offspring: "Dada read it"
The nerve.
My spouse: just a guy
Offspring: "Dada read it"
The nerve.
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On one hand, yes this will be interesting. On the other hand, If you've EVER seen an early 2000s film where a diary becomes public, we're about to get some hot takes on the Popular Kids and read some bad poetry about Fauci's crush.
Considering how badly Covid was mishandled, they're probably going to regret the decision to make Fauci's personal diary and journal public. We're going to see how it was handled from the insider, from Fauci's point of view... based on you know...science.
July 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
On one hand, yes this will be interesting. On the other hand, If you've EVER seen an early 2000s film where a diary becomes public, we're about to get some hot takes on the Popular Kids and read some bad poetry about Fauci's crush.
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I want 4 day work weeks, free universal healthcare, and a livable wage to meet my basic needs!!
July 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I want 4 day work weeks, free universal healthcare, and a livable wage to meet my basic needs!!
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Deep in Rain Envy today. So many of you are getting such good rain, and I am very happy for you, but it’s definitely a “Lord I see what you have given others and I want that for me“ moment.
July 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Deep in Rain Envy today. So many of you are getting such good rain, and I am very happy for you, but it’s definitely a “Lord I see what you have given others and I want that for me“ moment.
Kara Jorgenson is my personal hero and also potentially a slightly more goth version of the little person who lives in my brain.
I'm REALLY talented. I can have debilitating anxiety about anything and manage to sustain it ALL day.
July 26, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Kara Jorgenson is my personal hero and also potentially a slightly more goth version of the little person who lives in my brain.
Was explaining to yet another friend why I call RFK Jr "Wormy Bob" and my theory that the brain worm is alive and piloting that politician like a Yeerk (Animorphs tried to warn us) and this man legitimately said to me,
"He's done so many terrible things, I forgot about the worm thing."
FORGOT???
"He's done so many terrible things, I forgot about the worm thing."
FORGOT???
July 26, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Was explaining to yet another friend why I call RFK Jr "Wormy Bob" and my theory that the brain worm is alive and piloting that politician like a Yeerk (Animorphs tried to warn us) and this man legitimately said to me,
"He's done so many terrible things, I forgot about the worm thing."
FORGOT???
"He's done so many terrible things, I forgot about the worm thing."
FORGOT???
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Lindsey Graham has died. He is being remembered for the way he lived . If you do not wish to be mocked when dying , do not make your dying the only way vulnerable people can find peace
July 12, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Lindsey Graham has died. He is being remembered for the way he lived . If you do not wish to be mocked when dying , do not make your dying the only way vulnerable people can find peace
RFK Jr like 😮
We've reached the "find out" stage, folks.
CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country
July 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
RFK Jr like 😮
We always have to tell people this, you just have to be louder around July 4th and New Year's because people who do dumb stuff with fireworks have already blown their eardrums.
It's that time of year when we have to tell people to not hold lit fireworks.
June 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
We always have to tell people this, you just have to be louder around July 4th and New Year's because people who do dumb stuff with fireworks have already blown their eardrums.
Someone let ICE watch "The Sound of Music" and their only takeaway was "clearly the nuns are guilty" which is a wild take.
To be crystal clear here -- the nun was **wearing her habit** and walking to Sunday mass when ICE arrested her and hauled her off:
apnews.com/article/nun-...
apnews.com/article/nun-...
ICE releases a Texas nun intercepted walking to church dressed in her habit
Diocese officials in south Texas say a nun walking to church dressed in her habit was detained by ICE officers and later released after members of Congress intervened.
apnews.com
June 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Someone let ICE watch "The Sound of Music" and their only takeaway was "clearly the nuns are guilty" which is a wild take.
So the people mad about 'scrying' can easily find a solution to their vocabulary problem but it will lead them to a greater fear...an even bigger book with a lot of words they don't know in it.
If they get past that to the definitions portion, they may one day accept The Dictionary.
If they get past that to the definitions portion, they may one day accept The Dictionary.
June 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
So the people mad about 'scrying' can easily find a solution to their vocabulary problem but it will lead them to a greater fear...an even bigger book with a lot of words they don't know in it.
If they get past that to the definitions portion, they may one day accept The Dictionary.
If they get past that to the definitions portion, they may one day accept The Dictionary.
Informed my spouse first thing this morning that we're only referring to RFK Jr as "Wormy Bob" from now on so this is my Father's Day gift to the world. (You're welcome)
June 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Informed my spouse first thing this morning that we're only referring to RFK Jr as "Wormy Bob" from now on so this is my Father's Day gift to the world. (You're welcome)
@katriddell.bsky.social I would love to be your coworker because ~librarian shenanigans~but I do not think the universe could handle it and that's why we're being kept apart.
June 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
@katriddell.bsky.social I would love to be your coworker because ~librarian shenanigans~but I do not think the universe could handle it and that's why we're being kept apart.
Me to my toddler: yes we're all taking a little rest. All the kids. All the grown ups. You're not missing anything. We're all resting
Toddler: 🤔
Me: time for everyone to rest
Toddler: (implied) disrespectfully, mother, I'm pretty sure that's bull
Toddler: 🤔
Me: time for everyone to rest
Toddler: (implied) disrespectfully, mother, I'm pretty sure that's bull
June 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Me to my toddler: yes we're all taking a little rest. All the kids. All the grown ups. You're not missing anything. We're all resting
Toddler: 🤔
Me: time for everyone to rest
Toddler: (implied) disrespectfully, mother, I'm pretty sure that's bull
Toddler: 🤔
Me: time for everyone to rest
Toddler: (implied) disrespectfully, mother, I'm pretty sure that's bull
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so you wait to baptize your kid, go to church at home, skip Mary and the saints, don’t like pictures of jesus if he looks too fancy then and pick a fight with the pope?? brother, if you’ve got more notes get a hammer and nail.
"i'm a committed catholic. also i waited six years to baptize my child"
June 20, 2026 at 12:59 AM
so you wait to baptize your kid, go to church at home, skip Mary and the saints, don’t like pictures of jesus if he looks too fancy then and pick a fight with the pope?? brother, if you’ve got more notes get a hammer and nail.
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A group of children’s authors and illustrators have launched the “We Are Better Than This” campaign, described as a “creative uprising” against AI. 👇
Children’s authors and illustrators launch 'We Are Better Than This' campaign against AI
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June 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
A group of children’s authors and illustrators have launched the “We Are Better Than This” campaign, described as a “creative uprising” against AI. 👇
I saw an autistic comedian doing a bit about how it took her years to realize she was being bullied in middle school and as an autistic girl who was heavily bullied, my first thought was "damn those weren't even good bullies. Mine made sure I KNEW like true professionals"
Which is probably fucked up
Which is probably fucked up
June 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I saw an autistic comedian doing a bit about how it took her years to realize she was being bullied in middle school and as an autistic girl who was heavily bullied, my first thought was "damn those weren't even good bullies. Mine made sure I KNEW like true professionals"
Which is probably fucked up
Which is probably fucked up
I've had some folks recommend Scrivener and I recently got an ad for Dabble, a Scrivener-like cloud based software.
Can y'all chime in with thoughts on either tool? Trying to decide which to try out
#writer #amwriting #writersky #scrivener #dabble #justwriterthings
Can y'all chime in with thoughts on either tool? Trying to decide which to try out
#writer #amwriting #writersky #scrivener #dabble #justwriterthings
June 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I've had some folks recommend Scrivener and I recently got an ad for Dabble, a Scrivener-like cloud based software.
Can y'all chime in with thoughts on either tool? Trying to decide which to try out
#writer #amwriting #writersky #scrivener #dabble #justwriterthings
Can y'all chime in with thoughts on either tool? Trying to decide which to try out
#writer #amwriting #writersky #scrivener #dabble #justwriterthings