River
@magnoliariver.bsky.social
Artist, unsettling hotgirl, magical creature living a human experience (it's ass).
You ever have the horrifying realization that you've matured beyond your parents' mental capacity? Like, talking to my mother about anything serious is like talking to a traumatized teenage girl.
That's where she stopped developing.
That's it.
That's where she stopped developing.
That's it.
October 12, 2026 at 11:14 AM
You ever have the horrifying realization that you've matured beyond your parents' mental capacity? Like, talking to my mother about anything serious is like talking to a traumatized teenage girl.
That's where she stopped developing.
That's it.
That's where she stopped developing.
That's it.
Y'all ever made your cabbage in the rice cooker? I did. That shit is perfect 👌🏽
October 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Y'all ever made your cabbage in the rice cooker? I did. That shit is perfect 👌🏽
September 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
September 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Reposted by River
It’s insane that people in Congress are paid over $174K a year in taxpayer dollars whilst making millions of dollars from insider trading whilst getting 18 vacations a year as Americans all over the country struggle to pay for rent, gas and groceries.
September 17, 2026 at 4:59 AM
It’s insane that people in Congress are paid over $174K a year in taxpayer dollars whilst making millions of dollars from insider trading whilst getting 18 vacations a year as Americans all over the country struggle to pay for rent, gas and groceries.
She sits here, awkwardly, until I remove her harness and scratch her.
It is uncomfortable, she will not stop.
#dog #pet #funnypet #awkwarddog
It is uncomfortable, she will not stop.
#dog #pet #funnypet #awkwarddog
September 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
She sits here, awkwardly, until I remove her harness and scratch her.
It is uncomfortable, she will not stop.
#dog #pet #funnypet #awkwarddog
It is uncomfortable, she will not stop.
#dog #pet #funnypet #awkwarddog
Reposted by River
I can feel my soul trying to escape my body through the swollen soles of my feet.
#adulting #work #warehouselife
#adulting #work #warehouselife
September 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I can feel my soul trying to escape my body through the swollen soles of my feet.
#adulting #work #warehouselife
#adulting #work #warehouselife
I love vinegar, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
September 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I love vinegar, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Does it look like I have a bend on my spine? My sister said my back looks crooked, and now I'm paranoid 😐
#siblings #sisters #thoughtilookedcute #scoliosis #spine
#siblings #sisters #thoughtilookedcute #scoliosis #spine
September 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Does it look like I have a bend on my spine? My sister said my back looks crooked, and now I'm paranoid 😐
#siblings #sisters #thoughtilookedcute #scoliosis #spine
#siblings #sisters #thoughtilookedcute #scoliosis #spine
Fujino Cries in Look Back Anime
ALT: Fujino Cries in Look Back Anime
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August 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Ma'am. I am a poor artist, please stop making me think about the circumstances of my life. 🙏🏽
August 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Ma'am. I am a poor artist, please stop making me think about the circumstances of my life. 🙏🏽
AI to write Grandma's obituary? Seriously? When did funeral homes completely abandoned integrity?
I'm disgusted.
I'm disgusted.
August 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
AI to write Grandma's obituary? Seriously? When did funeral homes completely abandoned integrity?
I'm disgusted.
I'm disgusted.
The Lady Ms. Mya won't hold still!
August 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The Lady Ms. Mya won't hold still!
Heavenly view from Hell.
July 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Heavenly view from Hell.
Going to urgent care is so embarrassing. Nice people, but i hate laying there like a fish while they fix my mistakes.
July 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Going to urgent care is so embarrassing. Nice people, but i hate laying there like a fish while they fix my mistakes.
I forgot I'm righteously thicc and jumped around in excitement. My shirt strap ripped like a scene out from a questionable anime. 🤦🏽♀️ #bigtittylife ain't for the weak.
June 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I forgot I'm righteously thicc and jumped around in excitement. My shirt strap ripped like a scene out from a questionable anime. 🤦🏽♀️ #bigtittylife ain't for the weak.
Started an art project that may be too ambitious lol it's like a whole wall lol haha I'm scared 🥲
June 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Started an art project that may be too ambitious lol it's like a whole wall lol haha I'm scared 🥲