malachamavet
malachamavet.bsky.social
malachamavet
@malachamavet.bsky.social
electronic sports and electronic communism
The philosophers have only interpreted the coconut tree, in various ways. The point, however, is to change the context of all in which you live and what came before you.
February 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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YOU, A FOOL: There's no use in holding a grudge forever. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, you know?

ME, WISE: Former Eminem protege 50 Cent has become a fervent anti-rape activist solely because he hates Sean "Diddy" Combs
December 7, 2023 at 8:55 PM
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john fetterman is the only sitting member of congress who you can actually be literally racist against since homo sapiens neanderthalensis constitutes a separate subspecies from homo sapiens sapiens
November 2, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Brave salute to the al Deere Martyrs' Brigade
October 9, 2023 at 3:39 AM
The curse remains undefeated
October 4, 2023 at 2:01 AM
"I haven't had white sex since 2008" - Chet Hanks, 2023
October 2, 2023 at 12:42 AM
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Casual sex? No thanks I only play ranked
September 30, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Je rejoins la guerre contre le virus de l'esprit woke du côté du virus
September 24, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Putting out into the universe that Biden should drop Harris for Dora Cervantes, VP of the International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers
September 17, 2023 at 10:03 PM
The three genders
September 14, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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it is, a sign of the world in the 21st century, that we now all hate unity, and we love discord………
September 14, 2023 at 5:46 PM
@spookycandle.bsky.social (private on twitter) you cut off one of the best lines in that whole piece, "I don’t know that I can disrespect someone more than J. D. Vance"
September 14, 2023 at 9:00 PM
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(extremely empathetic to Jews voice) now that the sun has set on a Friday evening, it’s time to talk about anti-semitism
everyone knows you’re supposed to make all of your most important announcements at 10pm on a Friday night
September 9, 2023 at 2:53 AM
I'm gonna be like @cityafreaks.ettingermentum.news for whitmer and cooper and become the first wumentum guy
September 5, 2023 at 4:52 AM
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incredible. there are no chickens alive who remember 9/11
September 4, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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yet more unrealistic beauty standards for men
September 4, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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I haven’t seen so many rich guys stuck in the mud since the Battle of Agincourt
September 2, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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Normal people on psychedelics: Wow... love is all that matters

Rich people on psychedelics: Wow... I should invent a new app to help cities track and eliminate the homeless
September 3, 2023 at 4:04 AM
has there ever been an actual social contagion that was...real? like, obviously satanic/trans panic are fake but has there ever actually been one that wasn't fake?
September 1, 2023 at 11:58 AM
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August 31, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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Always post
August 21, 2023 at 6:08 PM
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you guys are mean i think he looks nice :(
August 25, 2023 at 1:19 AM
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its extra funny to weep over a county jail mugshot for a coup plotter the same day a different one gets shot out of the sky. this kind of thing has a tendency to end extremely poorly
i *do* care about having a fair criminal justice system, i *also* think donald trump should’ve been looking at a gas station upside down on 1/7 at the latest, posting his mugshot online is a very far cry from what he actually deserves and deserved
August 25, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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After extensive research, I bring you:

Laser Crab: 4K Remaster
August 23, 2023 at 10:02 PM