Trogdor The Burninator
@maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social
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I probably shouldn’t have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
I probably shouldn’t have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
There is a special place in hell - right next to the furnace - for abusers like these.
September 22, 2026 at 9:00 AM
There is a special place in hell - right next to the furnace - for abusers like these.
Hmm. Like the American people foolishly gave YOU special access to the White House to spread propaganda?
September 22, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Hmm. Like the American people foolishly gave YOU special access to the White House to spread propaganda?
A product I like is available to more people with no change to it or impact on my life? Outrageous! 😡 I must go online and bitch about how much this upsets me.
September 22, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A product I like is available to more people with no change to it or impact on my life? Outrageous! 😡 I must go online and bitch about how much this upsets me.
That’s good. Hopefully, it will reach the point where it’s less profitable to do the crime and pay the fine.
September 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
That’s good. Hopefully, it will reach the point where it’s less profitable to do the crime and pay the fine.
I refuse to believe it. That would mean he’s no longer full of shit.
September 21, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I refuse to believe it. That would mean he’s no longer full of shit.
OOF. When your best girl loses interest…
September 21, 2026 at 6:30 PM
OOF. When your best girl loses interest…
I will be ashamed of our representatives if they do not.
September 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I will be ashamed of our representatives if they do not.
I think this begs for clarification. She has been with more women *consensually* than the majority of men in the Republican Party.
September 21, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I think this begs for clarification. She has been with more women *consensually* than the majority of men in the Republican Party.
*Google pulling out change from under couch cushions* — Here you go.
September 21, 2026 at 6:06 PM
*Google pulling out change from under couch cushions* — Here you go.
To be fair, the orange paint job looks pretty sharp.
September 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
To be fair, the orange paint job looks pretty sharp.
That is tantamount to drawing a penis without the little cum spray. Unacceptable.
September 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
That is tantamount to drawing a penis without the little cum spray. Unacceptable.
You’re frickin adorable. ☺️
September 21, 2026 at 8:49 AM
You’re frickin adorable. ☺️
As long as it’s in his first interview from prison.
September 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
As long as it’s in his first interview from prison.
My Mom never did either. Mostly because she didn’t have one. Because I’m an idiot.
September 20, 2026 at 9:38 AM
My Mom never did either. Mostly because she didn’t have one. Because I’m an idiot.
Okay, but my nips are super sensitive. Please don’t judge me if I giggle like a schoolgirl.
September 20, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Okay, but my nips are super sensitive. Please don’t judge me if I giggle like a schoolgirl.
Honey, I’m a professional. I don’t spread my cheeks for free.
September 20, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Honey, I’m a professional. I don’t spread my cheeks for free.
One of my hands looks like I’ve been lumberjacking my whole life, but the other…just jacking.
September 20, 2026 at 9:28 AM
One of my hands looks like I’ve been lumberjacking my whole life, but the other…just jacking.
Not until you cum to your senses. Don’t make cum down there and get you or you’ll get what’s cumming to you.
Cum
Cum
September 20, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Not until you cum to your senses. Don’t make cum down there and get you or you’ll get what’s cumming to you.
Cum
Cum
Yes, and that’ll cost you for another hour.
September 20, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Yes, and that’ll cost you for another hour.