Trogdor The Burninator
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I probably shouldn’t have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
I probably shouldn’t have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
Pinned
Worst sitcom I’ve ever watched?
America. Season 250.
America. Season 250.
This should the subject of much investigation. The people need to know.
When they dub the Star Wars films in other languages do they fuck up Yoda's sentence structure in a manner reflecting the dubbed language, and also is there a language where Yoda's fucked up sentence structure is the one that's correct and it's everyone else's sentences that suck
September 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This should the subject of much investigation. The people need to know.
Turns out that Vampires really do exist. We just renamed them “billionaires”.
September 20, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Turns out that Vampires really do exist. We just renamed them “billionaires”.
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I am trying to get Steve to tell me how much alcohol he drank last night. He is physically unable to tell me.
September 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I am trying to get Steve to tell me how much alcohol he drank last night. He is physically unable to tell me.
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One of my hands looks like I’ve been lumberjacking my whole life, but the other…just jacking.
In my defence, it’s SUPER smooth.
In my defence, it’s SUPER smooth.
September 20, 2026 at 9:29 AM
One of my hands looks like I’ve been lumberjacking my whole life, but the other…just jacking.
In my defence, it’s SUPER smooth.
In my defence, it’s SUPER smooth.
The first rule of Rule Club is one of many.
September 20, 2026 at 5:52 AM
The first rule of Rule Club is one of many.
I’m naming my new beer Responsibly. My advertising budget will be ZERO dollars.
September 20, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I’m naming my new beer Responsibly. My advertising budget will be ZERO dollars.
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September 19, 2026 at 11:26 AM
This. Is. Friggin. AWESOME! 😃
What happens when 10,000 volts hit a piece of wood or fruit in milliseconds. Water inside flashes to vapor and the object explodes from within.
September 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
This. Is. Friggin. AWESOME! 😃
Me too. I would totally feed him treats. Fuck the rules. Stop body shaming.
September 20, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Me too. I would totally feed him treats. Fuck the rules. Stop body shaming.
How do y’all feel about frilly toothpicks?
I'm reskeeting this only out of spite. This sort of positivity cannot stand, Dude!
If we reskeet each other regularly then we probably share similar issues and have formed a support group
September 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
How do y’all feel about frilly toothpicks?
For fuck’s sake
Or
For fuck sakes?
Or
For fuck sakes?
September 19, 2026 at 10:17 AM
For fuck’s sake
Or
For fuck sakes?
Or
For fuck sakes?
There are, without doubt, the most reliably consistent and versatile of the tubers.
Potatoes gotta be the best food on earth and it's not even close
September 19, 2026 at 9:39 AM
There are, without doubt, the most reliably consistent and versatile of the tubers.
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Willard Wigan created a microscopic replica of The Last Supper inside a needle’s eye. The piece measures 0.005 millimeters and was made using meditation techniques and specialized miniature tools for extreme precision.
September 19, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Willard Wigan created a microscopic replica of The Last Supper inside a needle’s eye. The piece measures 0.005 millimeters and was made using meditation techniques and specialized miniature tools for extreme precision.
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Another beautiful day in the Canadian Rockies! 😊😎 Cl
September 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Another beautiful day in the Canadian Rockies! 😊😎 Cl
Timeline cleanse rating: 15/10
September 17, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Timeline cleanse rating: 15/10
My name is Inigo Montoya. You stood up my aunt. Prepare for a wet Willy.
September 17, 2026 at 6:22 AM
My name is Inigo Montoya. You stood up my aunt. Prepare for a wet Willy.
Hell yeah! Congratulations, ladies! 👍🏽🇨🇦💪🏼
‘It is exciting’: Manitoba researchers find potential breakthrough for Multiple Sclerosis treatment
‘It is exciting’: Manitoba researchers find potential breakthrough for Multiple Sclerosis treatment
A potential new treatment could help restore brain function in people with progressive multiple sclerosis.
www.ctvnews.ca
September 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Hell yeah! Congratulations, ladies! 👍🏽🇨🇦💪🏼
What a delightful timeline cleanse. 😌
September 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
What a delightful timeline cleanse. 😌
May all of us spend our days as happy as goats eating tomatoes. 😌
September 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
May all of us spend our days as happy as goats eating tomatoes. 😌
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What do YOU want to be remembered for?
September 16, 2026 at 9:21 AM
What do YOU want to be remembered for?
Pizza edging. I love it.
yeah im into tease and denial
(i see the frozen stuffed crust pizza i bought over 3 weeks ago every time i open my freezer and havent eaten it yet)
(i see the frozen stuffed crust pizza i bought over 3 weeks ago every time i open my freezer and havent eaten it yet)
September 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Pizza edging. I love it.