Maddie, but festive
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"What if Ric Flair started The Last of Us??"
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I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
September 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
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People can barely afford groceries or gas, the food has diarrhea disease particles on it, we're still at war with Iran, data centers and security cameras going up everywhere, ai threatening your job, no epstein disclosure
hey remember in 2010 when people tried to stop using incandescent lightbulbs
hey remember in 2010 when people tried to stop using incandescent lightbulbs
Brooke Rollins: "Do you remember, especially the moms out there, when they told us what light bulbs that we could screw into our light fixtures, which washing machines we could use, and which toilets we could flush?"
September 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
People can barely afford groceries or gas, the food has diarrhea disease particles on it, we're still at war with Iran, data centers and security cameras going up everywhere, ai threatening your job, no epstein disclosure
hey remember in 2010 when people tried to stop using incandescent lightbulbs
hey remember in 2010 when people tried to stop using incandescent lightbulbs
My parents are in the fire evacuation zone and are choosing to stay for now 🙃
August 23, 2026 at 4:25 AM
My parents are in the fire evacuation zone and are choosing to stay for now 🙃
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have you heard about the hot new way to shit your pants
Every day we stray further from God’s light
August 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
have you heard about the hot new way to shit your pants
"What if the Pillsbury Dough Boy did you Hellraiser style?"
July 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
"What if the Pillsbury Dough Boy did you Hellraiser style?"
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I think on some level, a lot of young people believe they will not live long lives, which… I get. I also think the reality is most of us will continue living in a world getting more and more uninhabitable, and it would be really shitty to deal with climate change and water shortages AND lung cancer.
I genuinely hate the push to make smoking a thing again.
I have watched so many drawn out, ugly, painful deaths from smoking. It makes everything disgusting. It enslaves us to the worst kinds of corporations. There’s ZERO positive here.
I have watched so many drawn out, ugly, painful deaths from smoking. It makes everything disgusting. It enslaves us to the worst kinds of corporations. There’s ZERO positive here.
July 16, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I think on some level, a lot of young people believe they will not live long lives, which… I get. I also think the reality is most of us will continue living in a world getting more and more uninhabitable, and it would be really shitty to deal with climate change and water shortages AND lung cancer.
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the key to understanding the rich pricks fretting about the left destroying 'the democratic party' is that when they say 'the democratic party' they mean their gentleman's club. that's where they go to do insider trading & extort the elderly with scam texts. you're not allowed in there
June 25, 2026 at 12:38 PM
the key to understanding the rich pricks fretting about the left destroying 'the democratic party' is that when they say 'the democratic party' they mean their gentleman's club. that's where they go to do insider trading & extort the elderly with scam texts. you're not allowed in there
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Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century
May 23, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century
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Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died
May 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died
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Just one more centrist ghoul man, just give me one more centrist ghoul and I can fix everything just one more centrist ghoul bro, just one more
I promise I'll stop, just give me one last centrist ghoul
I promise I'll stop, just give me one last centrist ghoul
April 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Just one more centrist ghoul man, just give me one more centrist ghoul and I can fix everything just one more centrist ghoul bro, just one more
I promise I'll stop, just give me one last centrist ghoul
I promise I'll stop, just give me one last centrist ghoul
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I ain't "neurospicy" I got some disorders
April 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I ain't "neurospicy" I got some disorders
"You know what feels like a party drug but isn't?? GUACAMOLE!!"
April 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"You know what feels like a party drug but isn't?? GUACAMOLE!!"
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The only tech product that has delivered on its promise of redefining its field while also preserving the best of the past is this
March 25, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The only tech product that has delivered on its promise of redefining its field while also preserving the best of the past is this
"In 3-5 days we will have 17 movies about a giant lizard"
March 25, 2026 at 4:53 AM
"In 3-5 days we will have 17 movies about a giant lizard"
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Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta
God the Cesar Chavez stuff is just…men really should start out six feet under and work their way up.
March 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta
Skipped dinner to watch the World Baseball Classic final-- WORTH IT
March 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Skipped dinner to watch the World Baseball Classic final-- WORTH IT
LOVE DA MOVIES
March 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
LOVE DA MOVIES
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very cringe of trump's guys to be saying "our epic chad warfighters have been unshackled to unleash maximum death and killstreak carnage" etc but if they're asked if this is a war they're all umm, wait, no, this is not a war, pls don't put in the paper that this is a war
March 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
very cringe of trump's guys to be saying "our epic chad warfighters have been unshackled to unleash maximum death and killstreak carnage" etc but if they're asked if this is a war they're all umm, wait, no, this is not a war, pls don't put in the paper that this is a war
Ey that's my local terrifying behemoth what portends the end of days/baseball games
Still traumatized by learning about the existence of Mr Baseball, a giant creature who emerges onto the outfield during the seventh inning stretch at the Diamonbacks’ AAA ballpark in Reno.
February 27, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Ey that's my local terrifying behemoth what portends the end of days/baseball games
I swear to God if I've once again fallen ill on the eve of my birthday vacation.... 😤😤😤
January 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I swear to God if I've once again fallen ill on the eve of my birthday vacation.... 😤😤😤
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
"The Czech Republic makes a damn fine elevator, I'll have you know"
January 18, 2026 at 3:47 AM
"The Czech Republic makes a damn fine elevator, I'll have you know"
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i'm open for room haunts! i will haunt your room! $300 full color $200 black and white draw scary thing in room haunt room. for YOU
January 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
i'm open for room haunts! i will haunt your room! $300 full color $200 black and white draw scary thing in room haunt room. for YOU
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I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.
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Maroon 5 voice:
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Maroon 5 voice:
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,