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Mara Johnson
@marajohnson.dev
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So Cal born and raised.
Sports fan
Software developer
Sci-Fi/Fantasy lover
I'm really tall
Least famous Mara on bsky
My posts will be like my interests: all over the place
Pinned
Bringing this banger over to my profile here
Oh 3 years in the past Mara. You made weird little TikToks nobody ever watched
October 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Despite looking "decent" in my last few photos I feel like shit because I ate something terrible over the weekend. I spent the most of yesterday in the restroom for one reason or another 🤮
October 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Lee Pace as Day in Foundation never disappoints. I'm at the end of my rewatch of season 2. He's so charismatic as the douchebag leader of the galactic empire
October 5, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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many people are saying this
this is what Nolan would adapt next if he wasn't a coward
October 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Awake time
October 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Bed time
October 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Bar time
October 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I didn't have all my brushes but I did a look
October 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Folks I am so THRILLED to officially announce that the FABULOUS @lizzyrosevo.bsky.social is hard at work recording the audiobook edition of Aftertaste.

Subscribers to my Patreon can hear the first chapter right now - I'm sure you'll all agree she knocks it out of the fucking park!
AFTERTASTE AUDIOBOOK ANNOUNCEMENT! | Emoria's Novels and Moria
Hi Y'all! Not only is Aftertaste going to be the book of the month at the South Bay LGBT Center, but we are so excited to share there will O
www.patreon.com
October 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I recorded several videos of me last night trying to find a dress for a friend's birthday party. A few things I realized: I'm not an influencer, I'm not a model, my hands go everywhere. Also, people want me tortured in this corset top
October 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I already know what it is
September 30, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I hate this. We're gonna get to a point soon where they just feed a script or even a book into a system and have it generate a movie/show. Do not support this!
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 5d
The BBC's new director general has described a 50-minute AI-generated episode of Doctor Who as "pretty good," and suggested that the technology now enabled the creation of content "at the standard of a Hollywood studio." https://bit.ly/4rD8rmh
September 30, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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You don’t know what hard times are! Hard times are when textile workers are out of work, they got 4 or 5 kids, can’t pay the wages, can’t buy the food. Hard times are when a man's worked at a job 30 years, they give him a watch, kick him in the butt, say “Hey a computer took your place, daddy!"
September 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
With the news that came out today I feel this idea was WAY too lenient. They have to go
-50 for 2 seasons, - 30 for 2 seasons, -20 for 2 seasons
Transfer ban for 8 years
320 million fine over 8 years

Do it to make up for the fact that they stole titles from teams
Explaining what we know after Friday's news that Manchester City have been found guilty of all but one of their Premier League charges www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...
September 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
September 29, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Throw them UNDER the bus. I'm talking expulsion from the Premier and Football League. Make them restart all over again with massive points penalties and a 900 million fine directly to the club so the owner can't just pay it off
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
www.premierleague.com
September 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Hi, I'm Autumn, and I wrote a lesbian romcom for trans women who wanted to see themselves in a fun, low-stakes story. Because we deserve to have those nice, light reads, too.

buy.bookfunnel.com/ar67zvbc7p
September 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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September 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I want to believe the title isn't a pun and this is just a video rightfully calling DHH nuts
September 28, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Get your E injected, Monday shot gang
rover estrogen
ALT: rover estrogen
static.klipy.com
September 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.

I was tired of having usable pockets in my pants and shorts
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.

Needed to have more career opportunities and dominate women’s darts.
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only

To make my father happy
September 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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New chapters of UNTITLED WAITRESS STORY now on Patreon! SCREAM as financial stress makes a temporary woman out of some random bloke! GASP at the horrors of a declining English seaside town! THRILL at Jamie’s sandcastle bucket!
September 28, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I started up Foundation season 1 again. God the hyperspace jump and space elevator scenes are so perfect.
September 28, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Dressmaker works under linux
It feels weird to pay less for the bundle when I own the other game than it does to pay for Dressmaker on its own
September 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
It feels weird to pay less for the bundle when I own the other game than it does to pay for Dressmaker on its own
September 27, 2026 at 10:47 PM