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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛
@marattacks.bsky.social
🇨🇺🇺🇸White/Cis, Pan/Poly/LGBTIAQ+🏳️‍🌈 &🏳️‍⚧️Ally, BLM, fan of NYM/NYJ/NYI/NYK/NYL🗽/BCEagles/RollTide/COYS/Pro Wrestling/Schadenfreude/Radical Left Scum!
I have a work function that requires suit & tie, but I'm absolutely representing #patriotsday today under my suitj jacket! I may not have been born there, and I may not live there anymore, but I'll always be a Masshole at heart! 💙💛#bostonstrong
April 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Wearing these shirts to remember a true American hero in Jackie Robinson in breaking the barrier he did in MLB 79 years ago, and to remember those lost and hurt, and those who survived and saved lives, in Boston 13 years ago. To Jackie, and forever Boston Strong! 💛💙 #BostonStrong #jackierobinson
April 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I haven't been a practicing Catholic in decades, but this fascist regime has me all up in my "Sister Michael in her gi, 'Oh it's on NOW, Bitches'" feelings! 🥋
April 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
So, I missed celebrating it yesterday, but since I have an event tonight, I thought I would dress in honor of your favorite pop star and mine, in tribute,
(Late) Happy Rex Manning Day! 💜💜💜💜
#rexmanningday
April 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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According to the Washington Post, Trump’s manipulation of the 2020 census may have cost the GOP as many as four congressional seats, which reminds me of that Mystery Science quote, “His enthusiasm for evil vastly exceeds his competence at it.” 🤣🤣🤣
April 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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One of the best ways not to be a racist lil' bitch is to stop being this racist lil' bitch's lil' bitch and whatnot.
April 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Current mood 👇
April 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Living in a Make-A-Wish simulation for one demented pedophile stinks.
April 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Line forms on the left, single file, please. 🧔 #SelfAffirmationSunday
March 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I know it's rude to shout, but IT'S OPENING DAY! I got some new 🧡💙 kicks and even found socks with our "NY" and I'm -pumped-!
Sorry, gonna shout again... LET'S GO METS 2026!
#Mets #OpeningDay #LGM #LFGM
March 26, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Let me state this a little more clearly, so even they can understand… 👇 🧐
March 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.
February 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
This really hit me, a fitting tribute to BC's legend Johnny Hockey, I know he and Matty are looking down proudly, may they forever rest in glory!!! 🙏🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
February 22, 2026 at 4:10 PM
AM Hockey 🏒🥅 and breakfast beer 🍺 is the best way to start a Sunday! 🇺🇸
February 22, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I see the 2026 Mets are planning to overcome their poor 2025 stats with RISP by avoiding putting men on base at all. (Insert "bold strategy" meme or gif per your preference).
🧡💙 #MetsSky
February 21, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Based on the number of legal services ads during spring training, Mets fans are primarily traumatized accident victims who want to sue.

Hmm. Actually that tracks.
February 21, 2026 at 7:13 PM
@chelseajanes.bsky.social is an @snytv.bsky.social reporter, I know it was previously announced, but now it's real! 🧡💙 #MetsSky
February 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Courage and clarity — wow
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Happy #Mets #Baseball season to all who celebrate. #YGB
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Alvarado ballin in his Knicks debut. Benito Bowl later. Boricuas up 100!!
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Warren Sphan has 363 career wins - 356 for the Braves, four for the Mets, and three for the Giants.

He also has 363 career hits - 356 for the Braves, four for the Mets, and three for the Giants
With pitchers and catchers reporting in 2 weeks, what are your favorite unbelievable-but-true baseball stats?

I think for me, it's Mariano Rivera's 0.70 ERA in 141 post-season innings. In fun terms: More people (12) have walked on the moon than scored off Rivera (11) in the post-season.
January 30, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Trump announced today that he was going to keep housing prices up, sued the US taxpayers for $10B, threatened Canada, made a few dozen posts about how he won in 2020, posted about prosecuting Obama for treason, then went to a movie about his wife that Bezos spent $75 million on.
January 30, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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This is absolutely OUTRAGEOUS. This is what Soviet bloc regimes and Asian, Latin American, and African dictatorships did in the Cold War -- arrest journalists on bogus charges for reporting the news. 🤡 and his administration are fascists. #resist
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM