Marine accords
@marineaccords.bsky.social
Leftist, textile artist, writer, mezzo soprano, aspiring nazi puncher, she/they
Why can't I do an internet search for patty no without getting Jason Arday results? Not sure whether to blame the search engines or the media, but I hate it here
August 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Why can't I do an internet search for patty no without getting Jason Arday results? Not sure whether to blame the search engines or the media, but I hate it here
Knitting tutorial: some people may need to add as much as an extra inch, or even an inch and a half, at the chest, to accommodate a larger chest! Tee hee!
Me, plugging 17cm worth of increases into the formulae: fuck you fuck you fuck you
Me, plugging 17cm worth of increases into the formulae: fuck you fuck you fuck you
June 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Knitting tutorial: some people may need to add as much as an extra inch, or even an inch and a half, at the chest, to accommodate a larger chest! Tee hee!
Me, plugging 17cm worth of increases into the formulae: fuck you fuck you fuck you
Me, plugging 17cm worth of increases into the formulae: fuck you fuck you fuck you
Truly incredible things happening on the legaladviceuk subreddit
May 24, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Truly incredible things happening on the legaladviceuk subreddit
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happy international women's day
March 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
happy international women's day
I am going to become the joker
February 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I am going to become the joker
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
And the suit wearer and the kilt wearer are cordially invited to gang up on the salwar kameez. A feature, not a bug
A vision that recognises our shared British values. Regardless of how we say the word ‘bath’, whether we wear a suit or a kilt, or where our parents or grandparents came from.
We meet our challenges with unity, decency, and determination, as we have done for centuries.
We meet our challenges with unity, decency, and determination, as we have done for centuries.
December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
And the suit wearer and the kilt wearer are cordially invited to gang up on the salwar kameez. A feature, not a bug
Honk shnoo mimimi maxxing. Many such cases
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Honk shnoo mimimi maxxing. Many such cases
Well, this is fun, isn't it?
ME/CFS is a devastating condition that has long been denied, dismissed, psychologised and underdiagnosed. Research is at last starting to catch up with it, with glimmers of hope for those who have been left untreated for so long.
There's a huge BUT coming ...🧵
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
There's a huge BUT coming ...🧵
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Scientists develop first ‘accurate blood test’ to detect chronic fatigue syndrome
Research could offer hope for ME patients – but some experts urge caution and say more studies needed
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Well, this is fun, isn't it?
1. Not what we're pissed at PetiteKnits about
2. I've heard about both of the dyers who got overwhelmed with preorders and faked their own deaths. Do try to keep up
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/k...
2. I've heard about both of the dyers who got overwhelmed with preorders and faked their own deaths. Do try to keep up
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/k...
How scandal rocked the internet’s knitters: ‘Not a week goes by without drama’
Faked deaths. Fat-shaming. Stolen design patterns. How did an ostensibly wholesome pastime become a hotbed of feuds and conflict? Newfound knitter Kate Ng digs into the strange world of ‘KnitTok’ and ...
www.independent.co.uk
April 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
1. Not what we're pissed at PetiteKnits about
2. I've heard about both of the dyers who got overwhelmed with preorders and faked their own deaths. Do try to keep up
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/k...
2. I've heard about both of the dyers who got overwhelmed with preorders and faked their own deaths. Do try to keep up
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/k...
Your knitting pattern is far less interesting than Me
April 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Your knitting pattern is far less interesting than Me
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When someone becomes disabled or chronically ill, people will twist themselves into knots finding a way to blame them. They need to find fault so they don’t have to face the randomness of life.
The truth is, anyone can become disabled at any time.
Good health is not a guarantee.
The truth is, anyone can become disabled at any time.
Good health is not a guarantee.
March 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When someone becomes disabled or chronically ill, people will twist themselves into knots finding a way to blame them. They need to find fault so they don’t have to face the randomness of life.
The truth is, anyone can become disabled at any time.
Good health is not a guarantee.
The truth is, anyone can become disabled at any time.
Good health is not a guarantee.
Leaving Japan on the Hello Kitty train feels poetic
February 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Leaving Japan on the Hello Kitty train feels poetic
And those of you who don't want the planet-killing plagiarism machine to direct you to buy ugly, overpriced, ugly jewellery are not The Future
January 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
And those of you who don't want the planet-killing plagiarism machine to direct you to buy ugly, overpriced, ugly jewellery are not The Future
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Uruguay’s former president Pepe Mujica, who was known as “the world’s poorest president and humblest head of state”, is dying. Stop and read his reflections:
archive.is/Kil4J
archive.is/Kil4J
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Uruguay’s former president Pepe Mujica, who was known as “the world’s poorest president and humblest head of state”, is dying. Stop and read his reflections:
archive.is/Kil4J
archive.is/Kil4J
Person driving around town with the Untitled Goose decal on the back of your car, CALL ME
January 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Person driving around town with the Untitled Goose decal on the back of your car, CALL ME
I think my mother is trying to subtweet me...
November 22, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I think my mother is trying to subtweet me...
It's cold enough that she wants to be friends
November 21, 2024 at 11:09 PM
It's cold enough that she wants to be friends
I was never meant to be a poster. Evidence: I've just turned down the chance to get my knee fixed at the Captain Sir Tom Moore Building, purely because my local hospital is "better", "closer" and "has shorter wait times"
November 15, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I was never meant to be a poster. Evidence: I've just turned down the chance to get my knee fixed at the Captain Sir Tom Moore Building, purely because my local hospital is "better", "closer" and "has shorter wait times"
Once again, I am begging a decent, non-idiotic journalist to cover CFS/ME issues
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the English man George Monbiot. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to him'
October 20, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Once again, I am begging a decent, non-idiotic journalist to cover CFS/ME issues
Tag urself I'm quesitos minibabybel
October 14, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Tag urself I'm quesitos minibabybel
Now you see, Dougal...
October 12, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Now you see, Dougal...
My worst time was my mum making us 40 minutes late for the first Hobbit film, then spent the rest of it demanding explanations and complaining that she didn't know anyone's name
What’s everyone’s WORST movie experience? Mine is the time a guy came into a half-full theater late, sat down right in front of another guy, swore at him for “kicking his seat,” wouldn’t move to one of the many seats not in front of anyone, and finally pulled a gun on him and screamed “I’M A COP!”
October 1, 2024 at 2:56 PM
My worst time was my mum making us 40 minutes late for the first Hobbit film, then spent the rest of it demanding explanations and complaining that she didn't know anyone's name
www.disabilitynewsservice.com/streeting-do...
This seems good and normal (apologies for McShitter jumpscare)
This seems good and normal (apologies for McShitter jumpscare)
Streeting dodges care charges question for four minutes and 25 seconds
Health and social care secretary Wes Streeting has refused to say when the new Labour government will address the care charging crisis that is leading disabled people to face unlawful discriminatio…
www.disabilitynewsservice.com
September 28, 2024 at 4:17 PM
www.disabilitynewsservice.com/streeting-do...
This seems good and normal (apologies for McShitter jumpscare)
This seems good and normal (apologies for McShitter jumpscare)