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rj
@massivepineapple.bsky.social
· Nov 26
I could have been Norwegian. Instead I'm From Florida
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why would eating 3 chicken sandwiches from my local gas station make me ill? it just doesn't make sense
October 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
why would eating 3 chicken sandwiches from my local gas station make me ill? it just doesn't make sense
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This is not a dream.
We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver.
We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference.
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream.
We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-zero.
We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver.
We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference.
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream.
We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-zero.
October 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
This is not a dream.
We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver.
We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference.
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream.
We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-zero.
We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver.
We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference.
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream.
We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-zero.
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Women's heart attacks are way more likely to present as stomach pain. That's why they're so much more likely to die of a heart attack, because they don't know what's happening. I hate that, personally
October 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Women's heart attacks are way more likely to present as stomach pain. That's why they're so much more likely to die of a heart attack, because they don't know what's happening. I hate that, personally
freed myself from the prison of the 5 star movie. it gets 5 stars on letterbox if i had a great time. dont care if its critiquable
October 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
freed myself from the prison of the 5 star movie. it gets 5 stars on letterbox if i had a great time. dont care if its critiquable
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On Supreme Court term limits:
Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.”
Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.”
Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
October 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
On Supreme Court term limits:
Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.”
Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.”
Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
help, seattle subreddit discussing Microsoft is going full in on "america first" labor
October 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
help, seattle subreddit discussing Microsoft is going full in on "america first" labor
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first trip back to NY since the communist sharia takeover. witnessed people at intersections obeying strange lights (light of islam?); drinking dark brown arabic beverage combined with milk (symbolic of race mixing); delving beneath the earth to be willingly devoured by great metal serpents
October 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
first trip back to NY since the communist sharia takeover. witnessed people at intersections obeying strange lights (light of islam?); drinking dark brown arabic beverage combined with milk (symbolic of race mixing); delving beneath the earth to be willingly devoured by great metal serpents
excited to start my new career as a car crash dummy. theyre giving me a helmet and everything
October 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
excited to start my new career as a car crash dummy. theyre giving me a helmet and everything
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Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
October 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
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Dungeons & Dragons, Duel Masters, and Magic: The Gathering teams unionize at Hasbro
aftermath.site/magic-the-gath...
aftermath.site/magic-the-gath...
October 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Dungeons & Dragons, Duel Masters, and Magic: The Gathering teams unionize at Hasbro
aftermath.site/magic-the-gath...
aftermath.site/magic-the-gath...
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traveling with someone who has airline status when you don’t is the closest experience modern life can offer to squiring for a knight
May 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
traveling with someone who has airline status when you don’t is the closest experience modern life can offer to squiring for a knight
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hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at
New: As gay bars across the country say that Meta is flagging and deactivating their accounts without warning, I spoke to an Austin queer bar that says Meta nearly destroyed their ability to advertise events: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
How Meta's new content moderation upended a Texas gay bar
At least one LGBTQ establishment in Texas says the social media giant has incorrectly disabled its social media account, potentially hurting business.
www.chron.com
October 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at
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When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
October 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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i just have to plan it out, sacrifice my short term interests to commit to a long term goal, I just have to plan it out, sacrifice my short term interests to commit to a long term goal, i just
October 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
i just have to plan it out, sacrifice my short term interests to commit to a long term goal, I just have to plan it out, sacrifice my short term interests to commit to a long term goal, i just
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massive pedophile dennis hastert has been killed by the ravages of time, his body pummeled to a pulp by existing for too long. he is survived by perverts
October 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
massive pedophile dennis hastert has been killed by the ravages of time, his body pummeled to a pulp by existing for too long. he is survived by perverts
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I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here
October 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here
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i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
September 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
alfie farted on me and it smelled like eggs
September 29, 2026 at 4:34 AM
alfie farted on me and it smelled like eggs
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This is under the radar presumably because no one has gotten on a plane to the U.S. (yet) but a potentially enormous disaster in a region that lacks the resources to handle it
“Last week, WHO said that Congo was running out of health workers to contain the disease. Health workers have complained about delayed or missing payments, triggering several strikes.”
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
Congo's Ebola outbreak tops 8,000 confirmed cases as disease remains out of control
The latest data showed the virus has a fatality rate of more than 48%.
www.inquirer.com
September 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This is under the radar presumably because no one has gotten on a plane to the U.S. (yet) but a potentially enormous disaster in a region that lacks the resources to handle it