matt
@mattfforyou.bsky.social
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.
As a former Liberty Mutual employee, I hope they put Liberty Biberty in a trash compactor.
October 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
As a former Liberty Mutual employee, I hope they put Liberty Biberty in a trash compactor.
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We need to stop calling them anti-vaxxers and start calling them pro-plague.
Two people have died in Pennsylvania from measles, the state health department said. Both were unvaccinated.
These the first deaths related to measles within the state in 35 years, it reports
These the first deaths related to measles within the state in 35 years, it reports
2 people die from measles in Pennsylvania
Two people have died in Pennsylvania from measles, the state health department said Tuesday.
abcnews.com
August 25, 2026 at 3:10 PM
We need to stop calling them anti-vaxxers and start calling them pro-plague.
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This is art, to me.
July 20, 2026 at 10:27 AM
This is art, to me.
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He never deleted it.
July 12, 2026 at 9:59 AM
He never deleted it.
Lock in??? Man, I’m locked out.
June 30, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Lock in??? Man, I’m locked out.
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Scott Pelley says Bari Weiss told him to lie about the killing Renee Good.
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m...
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m...
June 7, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Scott Pelley says Bari Weiss told him to lie about the killing Renee Good.
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m...
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m...
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i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
May 5, 2026 at 6:17 AM
i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
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What it's like to be watching the World Baseball Classic and then be subjected to ads for Fox's original programming
March 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
What it's like to be watching the World Baseball Classic and then be subjected to ads for Fox's original programming
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It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.
March 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.
Accidentally drunk on a Wednesday 🙃 missing my dog more than anything in the world 😭
March 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Accidentally drunk on a Wednesday 🙃 missing my dog more than anything in the world 😭
How do you come back from the loss of the the sweetest dog in the world?
March 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
How do you come back from the loss of the the sweetest dog in the world?
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this is what they said it would be like under socialism
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef:
"Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
"Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
February 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
this is what they said it would be like under socialism
@nytimes.com u suck
Canceled. We want to do it by ourselves, but they won’t let us.
Are there any new updates on the show?
February 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
@nytimes.com u suck
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Trump is in the Epstein files 38,000 times.
He flew on Epstein’s private jet — and lied about it.
He wrote to Epstein about their “wonderful secret.”
QAnon thought Trump was going to take down the secret pedophile ring — but he's right in the middle of it.
He flew on Epstein’s private jet — and lied about it.
He wrote to Epstein about their “wonderful secret.”
QAnon thought Trump was going to take down the secret pedophile ring — but he's right in the middle of it.
February 21, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Trump is in the Epstein files 38,000 times.
He flew on Epstein’s private jet — and lied about it.
He wrote to Epstein about their “wonderful secret.”
QAnon thought Trump was going to take down the secret pedophile ring — but he's right in the middle of it.
He flew on Epstein’s private jet — and lied about it.
He wrote to Epstein about their “wonderful secret.”
QAnon thought Trump was going to take down the secret pedophile ring — but he's right in the middle of it.
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Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
February 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
My brain makes me want to bang my head against a wall until it stops being loud.
February 19, 2026 at 3:37 AM
My brain makes me want to bang my head against a wall until it stops being loud.
Having to put down your sweet little angel of a dog is the fucking worst. She was old and sick and it doesn’t make it any easier.
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Having to put down your sweet little angel of a dog is the fucking worst. She was old and sick and it doesn’t make it any easier.
As an atheist, this is the type of religious person I can back.
James Talarico: Jesus gave us two commandments: love God and love neighbor.
There was no exception to that second commandment regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, immigration status, or religious affiliation.
There was no exception to that second commandment regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, immigration status, or religious affiliation.
February 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
As an atheist, this is the type of religious person I can back.
Pam Bondi would’ve been on Dexter’s table by now if he wasn’t a fictional character.
February 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Pam Bondi would’ve been on Dexter’s table by now if he wasn’t a fictional character.
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Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
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Kid Rock looks like if Hep C managed to get a driver’s license.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Kid Rock looks like if Hep C managed to get a driver’s license.
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Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.