Matt Nelsen
@mattnelsen.com
Featherless biped
Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
Kayaking, canoeing, paddling
Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
I have friends everywhere
Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
Kayaking, canoeing, paddling
Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
I have friends everywhere
Seems like a good place to hang stuff from
May 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Seems like a good place to hang stuff from
Executive order to redefine horses as cows
May 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Executive order to redefine horses as cows
Leo DiCaprio / Matt Berry transporter mishap
May 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Leo DiCaprio / Matt Berry transporter mishap
Real headline: the text extrusion machine extruded text that way too many humans interpreted as a confession
April 30, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Real headline: the text extrusion machine extruded text that way too many humans interpreted as a confession
Did he borrow his dad's suit?
April 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Did he borrow his dad's suit?
Molina's Cantina, Houston TX
April 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Molina's Cantina, Houston TX
That's why I love the Premier League
April 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
That's why I love the Premier League
I see no reason that Secret Service protection should be extended to anyone that accepts a pardon
April 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I see no reason that Secret Service protection should be extended to anyone that accepts a pardon
You should check out Peru
April 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
You should check out Peru
"Praise be to Allah"? Somebody just made a killing on Polymarket
April 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
"Praise be to Allah"? Somebody just made a killing on Polymarket
Sean Spicer showing this clip to his wife saying, "See, I'm not the *most* pathetic slug in D.C."
April 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Sean Spicer showing this clip to his wife saying, "See, I'm not the *most* pathetic slug in D.C."
It served him well his entire life. Why would he stop now?
April 1, 2026 at 10:04 AM
It served him well his entire life. Why would he stop now?
Whether the commander who ordered the investigation resigns or not will tell me everything I need to know about the military as an institution
April 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Whether the commander who ordered the investigation resigns or not will tell me everything I need to know about the military as an institution
Why did you quote Trump saying that the US is the only country that allows mail-in voting but not point out that this is an easily checked lie?
March 24, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Why did you quote Trump saying that the US is the only country that allows mail-in voting but not point out that this is an easily checked lie?
It's not AI, it's just some guy in Kenya that types "Do some layoffs" randomly
March 24, 2026 at 3:31 PM
It's not AI, it's just some guy in Kenya that types "Do some layoffs" randomly
Uzbekistan has pledged it's entire fleet
March 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Uzbekistan has pledged it's entire fleet
Iran's military drafted high school football coaches who can get 110% from their teams
March 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Iran's military drafted high school football coaches who can get 110% from their teams
Why plagiarize former first ladies when you can get GPT to barf this out?
March 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Why plagiarize former first ladies when you can get GPT to barf this out?