Matt Nelsen
@mattnelsen.com
Featherless biped
Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
Kayaking, canoeing, paddling
Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
I have friends everywhere
Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
Kayaking, canoeing, paddling
Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
I have friends everywhere
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April 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Tonight's stargazing is IC 434, the Horsehead Nebula, taken by the side of Banana River in Cocoa Beach, Florida
April 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Tonight's stargazing is IC 434, the Horsehead Nebula, taken by the side of Banana River in Cocoa Beach, Florida
Just got a Seestar S30 Pro telescopic camera. My first picture is M42, the Orion Nebula, taken from Cocoa Beach, Florida.
April 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just got a Seestar S30 Pro telescopic camera. My first picture is M42, the Orion Nebula, taken from Cocoa Beach, Florida.
Frog over Merritt Island
March 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Frog over Merritt Island
Now we find out that Trump is in the Epstein Files *and* the X Files
February 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Now we find out that Trump is in the Epstein Files *and* the X Files
Looking for recommendations for short fiction, 1 - 3 hours of reading. I like sci fi but if you think something else is worth an hour or two I'd like to hear about it.
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Looking for recommendations for short fiction, 1 - 3 hours of reading. I like sci fi but if you think something else is worth an hour or two I'd like to hear about it.
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LESS 1933
MORE 1945
MORE 1945
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM
LESS 1933
MORE 1945
MORE 1945
We won bar trivia but now we have to take the trophy down to Mar a Lago because Trump is really the one that deserves it
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM
We won bar trivia but now we have to take the trophy down to Mar a Lago because Trump is really the one that deserves it
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In the future, you won't even need to cook food. You'll just ask the AI and it'll describe the food to you
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
In the future, you won't even need to cook food. You'll just ask the AI and it'll describe the food to you
Watched a few dolphins playing in Banana River, Cocoa Beach, Florida from the drone
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Watched a few dolphins playing in Banana River, Cocoa Beach, Florida from the drone
When your training data is 100,000 bots spamming "Call 555-SCAM to fix your credit card problem" vs a company that hides its contact information behind 10 clicks
lmfao. chatgpt skipping the middleman and just sending you directly to the scammers now
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
When your training data is 100,000 bots spamming "Call 555-SCAM to fix your credit card problem" vs a company that hides its contact information behind 10 clicks
Every goddamn morning I wake up to check if he's dead yet and instead I have to imagine a Death of Stalin thing is happening to get enough energy to get dressed. Today Steve Buscemi is playing Marco Rubio.
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Every goddamn morning I wake up to check if he's dead yet and instead I have to imagine a Death of Stalin thing is happening to get enough energy to get dressed. Today Steve Buscemi is playing Marco Rubio.
While tech companies say that AI can replace your doctor, lawyer and priest, not a single one of them has made a peep about using AI to solve the air traffic control crisis. Why would these clever people who regularly jet around the world not want their brilliant product keeping us safe in the air?
October 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
While tech companies say that AI can replace your doctor, lawyer and priest, not a single one of them has made a peep about using AI to solve the air traffic control crisis. Why would these clever people who regularly jet around the world not want their brilliant product keeping us safe in the air?
Next up: Draft Kings sponsorships on referee uniforms
Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over?
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Next up: Draft Kings sponsorships on referee uniforms
Seen on Beltway 8 in Houston
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Seen on Beltway 8 in Houston
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Kash Patel is the literal actual platonic ideal of poker racket mark lmao
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Kash Patel is the literal actual platonic ideal of poker racket mark lmao
I guess the Statue of Liberty will be getting a boob job soon
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I guess the Statue of Liberty will be getting a boob job soon
Feature request: a temporary mute button that remembers that I muted someone before and increases the duration of the mute each time until repeat offenders go away forever
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Feature request: a temporary mute button that remembers that I muted someone before and increases the duration of the mute each time until repeat offenders go away forever
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Scott Bessent looks like the bastard love child of Will Ferrell's Harry Caray and Dana Carvey's Church Lady
May 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Scott Bessent looks like the bastard love child of Will Ferrell's Harry Caray and Dana Carvey's Church Lady
Honestly kind of surprised that Trump hasn't tried to seize control of the Allstate Good Hands Field Goal Scholarship program yet
October 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Honestly kind of surprised that Trump hasn't tried to seize control of the Allstate Good Hands Field Goal Scholarship program yet
You guys see it too right? www.cnn.com/2025/09/20/w...
Vietnam’s Duc Phuc wins Intervision, Russia’s family-friendly answer to the Eurovision | CNN
With cheering crowds, glowing lights, a hint of political intrigue and a winning act in Vietnamese singer Duc Phuc, Russia’s answer to the Eurovision song contest – “Intervision” – gave off similar vi...
www.cnn.com
September 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You guys see it too right? www.cnn.com/2025/09/20/w...
Has noted free speech absolutist Elon Musk had anything to say about Kimmel's cancellation?
September 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Has noted free speech absolutist Elon Musk had anything to say about Kimmel's cancellation?
It's starting to feel like I already used this same six digit authenticator code to log in at work before
August 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It's starting to feel like I already used this same six digit authenticator code to log in at work before