Matt Vee
@mattvee.bsky.social
Torontonian; underachiever; mentally ill.
I should’ve been a dancer
July 31, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I should’ve been a dancer
Just crushed a full box of KD to myself and chased it with a Cherry Pepsi if you’re wondering how my adulthood is going
July 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Just crushed a full box of KD to myself and chased it with a Cherry Pepsi if you’re wondering how my adulthood is going
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Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
July 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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The most dispiriting part of modernity is the sense you're just not awful enough to really get ahead.
May 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The most dispiriting part of modernity is the sense you're just not awful enough to really get ahead.
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I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now
April 17, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now
This team is trying to kill me
April 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This team is trying to kill me
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We are a Dodgers shitkicking away from things being pure poison
April 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
We are a Dodgers shitkicking away from things being pure poison
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A good way to avoid being someone’s mark on April Fools’ is to never believe anybody again
April 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
A good way to avoid being someone’s mark on April Fools’ is to never believe anybody again
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I support the Giants game plan of whipping baseballs at various Yankees
March 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I support the Giants game plan of whipping baseballs at various Yankees
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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The whole point of a salary cap, any salary cap, is to reduce the overall money that owners spend on players. Owners get more, players get less. They wouldn't be doing it if that wasn't the end goal.
Salary caps make owners richer. Period.
Salary caps make owners richer. Period.
Kyle Tucker making $60 million a year while Paul Skenes makes $820k is the problem. That's the bad thing. A salary cap doesn't fix that, but it also doesn't hurt anyone who can be hurt.
January 17, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The whole point of a salary cap, any salary cap, is to reduce the overall money that owners spend on players. Owners get more, players get less. They wouldn't be doing it if that wasn't the end goal.
Salary caps make owners richer. Period.
Salary caps make owners richer. Period.
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Canadian federal Bill C-16 proposes making nonconsensual deep fake nudes a crime.
We can talk all day about how the legal system will not save us but this is a tangible way we can at least create SOME mechanism for justice.
Now's the time to contact your MP and show your support for the Bill.
We can talk all day about how the legal system will not save us but this is a tangible way we can at least create SOME mechanism for justice.
Now's the time to contact your MP and show your support for the Bill.
Many are just waking up to the Grok-nonconsensual images story as these pictures began flooding X over the holidays, but here’s our piece from Jan 2 featuring a victim, Julie Yukari, who was brave enough to speak on the record and on camera:
www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
Elon Musk's Grok AI floods X with sexualized photos of women and minors
When contacted by Reuters for comment by email, xAI replied with the message "Legacy Media Lies."
www.reuters.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Canadian federal Bill C-16 proposes making nonconsensual deep fake nudes a crime.
We can talk all day about how the legal system will not save us but this is a tangible way we can at least create SOME mechanism for justice.
Now's the time to contact your MP and show your support for the Bill.
We can talk all day about how the legal system will not save us but this is a tangible way we can at least create SOME mechanism for justice.
Now's the time to contact your MP and show your support for the Bill.
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What's the most tragically underrated Christmas movie of all time?
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Batman Returns bsky.app/profile/john...
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Artisanal strike zone
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Artisanal strike zone
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I’ve been thinking a lot about a new kind of polling I’d like to see. We have polling that measures public opinion, which is obviously important, but I’d love to see a little more empirical work on public knowledge: what do voters know about politics and policy?
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ve been thinking a lot about a new kind of polling I’d like to see. We have polling that measures public opinion, which is obviously important, but I’d love to see a little more empirical work on public knowledge: what do voters know about politics and policy?
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The NBA media told fans that the probable sudden end of a coach's career and the unearthing of a gambling ring were mere growing pains for an industry just getting its feet under it. Actually, they said, some good might come of this. defector.com/the-nba-medi...
The NBA Media Is Not Built To Cover A Gambling Scandal | Defector
Hours after the FBI arrested Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups, and published a pair of indictments detailing the former’s alleged involvement in a cooked prop-bet unders scheme and the latter’s…
defector.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The NBA media told fans that the probable sudden end of a coach's career and the unearthing of a gambling ring were mere growing pains for an industry just getting its feet under it. Actually, they said, some good might come of this. defector.com/the-nba-medi...
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The folks who invented baseball knew what they were doing.
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The folks who invented baseball knew what they were doing.
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In retrospect, we should have known something was up when both Prince and David Bowie returned to their home planets in early 2016.
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
In retrospect, we should have known something was up when both Prince and David Bowie returned to their home planets in early 2016.
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Please don’t go nuts with Drake-Kendrick stuff during the World Series. Toronto as a municipality has moved beyond Drake. If he posts anything please report him immediately.
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Please don’t go nuts with Drake-Kendrick stuff during the World Series. Toronto as a municipality has moved beyond Drake. If he posts anything please report him immediately.
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Excited to learn which of Taylor’s new songs is about me
October 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Excited to learn which of Taylor’s new songs is about me
Cereal is a nighttime food and pie is for breakfast. I won’t be taking questions.
October 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Cereal is a nighttime food and pie is for breakfast. I won’t be taking questions.
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I wonder when the fighter jets will start ripping over Toronto.
August 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I wonder when the fighter jets will start ripping over Toronto.