Maxxy
@maxdoesnotexist.bsky.social
40 is the new 25
Transformers, Magic, and other assorted nerdery
Transformers, Magic, and other assorted nerdery
I grew up in New Jersey but I've been in Texas for the past 25 years. I guess this is what happens when you're raised by TV?
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September 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I grew up in New Jersey but I've been in Texas for the past 25 years. I guess this is what happens when you're raised by TV?
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I only got half of my fortune cookie fortune, which makes it extra mysterious
August 19, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I only got half of my fortune cookie fortune, which makes it extra mysterious
Me when I'm speeding:
August 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Me when I'm speeding:
Madelyn Pryor is on the design team
(Puppies for reference)
(Puppies for reference)
August 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Madelyn Pryor is on the design team
(Puppies for reference)
(Puppies for reference)
Are they really trying to make a meme about gender essentialism using BUGS BUNNY???
August 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Are they really trying to make a meme about gender essentialism using BUGS BUNNY???
We literally JUST had a major movie this summer about the dangers of granting "every" wish
July 29, 2026 at 11:28 AM
We literally JUST had a major movie this summer about the dangers of granting "every" wish
Marvel editorial already settled on Spider-Men, but it might be different if they're both supposed to be the same person.
July 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Marvel editorial already settled on Spider-Men, but it might be different if they're both supposed to be the same person.
"Apple sauce, bitch!"
July 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"Apple sauce, bitch!"
Do we know their opinion on Easy-Bake?
July 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Do we know their opinion on Easy-Bake?
I should have known @coolzonemedia.bsky.social was in the pocket of Big Cornhole
June 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I should have known @coolzonemedia.bsky.social was in the pocket of Big Cornhole
I couldn't believe my ears
June 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I couldn't believe my ears
Claiming this is the guy with energy "at all hours of the day"
June 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Claiming this is the guy with energy "at all hours of the day"
Low effort but I couldn't resist
May 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Low effort but I couldn't resist
Silver Myr had always been the gold standard in my head.
May 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Silver Myr had always been the gold standard in my head.
They're always trying to reinvent the wheel.
April 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
They're always trying to reinvent the wheel.
I want one of these but done like the one from the Arena Duskmourn table
April 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I want one of these but done like the one from the Arena Duskmourn table
"We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat. That's dynamite!"
April 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat. That's dynamite!"
Went 4-0 at a Strixhaven prerelease with a pretty nice Prismari pile
April 19, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Went 4-0 at a Strixhaven prerelease with a pretty nice Prismari pile
I couldn't get out last night, but I'm ready to crack a few packs today!
April 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I couldn't get out last night, but I'm ready to crack a few packs today!
I just went for a walk in the Cheyenne mountains. THIS is what the first service is for. This is what we're going to lose. Fucking tragic.
April 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I just went for a walk in the Cheyenne mountains. THIS is what the first service is for. This is what we're going to lose. Fucking tragic.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
April 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only