Chris Blanchard
@maxvonpuppet.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Chris. I'm 50+, a husband, father of a trans kid, and I play TTRPGs and RPG and Survival Craft video games. He/Him
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Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
July 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
Perfectly toasted bread is one of life's little joys. When it has the right color, that perfect crunchiness, the exact right temperature... just fantastic. #toast #breakfast #bread #food
July 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Perfectly toasted bread is one of life's little joys. When it has the right color, that perfect crunchiness, the exact right temperature... just fantastic. #toast #breakfast #bread #food
Ran a one shot of #TheOneRingRPG using the new starter set this weekend, and had a blast! Our party consisted of an elf scholar, a hobbit treasure seeker and a dwarf warrior. Here's the boss fight against a giant Warg. Loads of fun was had by all, and we're thinking about playing again. #TTRPG
June 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Ran a one shot of #TheOneRingRPG using the new starter set this weekend, and had a blast! Our party consisted of an elf scholar, a hobbit treasure seeker and a dwarf warrior. Here's the boss fight against a giant Warg. Loads of fun was had by all, and we're thinking about playing again. #TTRPG
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Kids, be like #Superman: oppose fascism; fight N@zism; preach tolerance and practice diversity and inclusion!
Like Kal-El says, "Anything else is UN-AMERICAN!"
Like Kal-El says, "Anything else is UN-AMERICAN!"
June 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Kids, be like #Superman: oppose fascism; fight N@zism; preach tolerance and practice diversity and inclusion!
Like Kal-El says, "Anything else is UN-AMERICAN!"
Like Kal-El says, "Anything else is UN-AMERICAN!"
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we all know I have no life, so:
April 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
we all know I have no life, so:
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FINALLY
April 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
FINALLY
Said by a player at a game of Dolmenwood I was paying today: "I touch it with my least favorite finger."
#TTRPG #Dolmenwood #GamersOver50
#TTRPG #Dolmenwood #GamersOver50
April 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Said by a player at a game of Dolmenwood I was paying today: "I touch it with my least favorite finger."
#TTRPG #Dolmenwood #GamersOver50
#TTRPG #Dolmenwood #GamersOver50
Last year, I started a Minecraft world just for the hell of it. And fell in love with it the more I played. I've gone further and done more than ever in this world. In it, i found this massive cave that just goes on and on. 1/ #Minecraft
April 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Last year, I started a Minecraft world just for the hell of it. And fell in love with it the more I played. I've gone further and done more than ever in this world. In it, i found this massive cave that just goes on and on. 1/ #Minecraft
Apparently, I need to start a channel that's just "how to know you game with people in their 50s."
"I love these dice, they're very visible, very readable."
"Sorry, I'm having trouble reading this spell, I left my readers at home."
Both real quotes from my bi-weekly game.
#TTRGP #GamersOver50 #RPG
"I love these dice, they're very visible, very readable."
"Sorry, I'm having trouble reading this spell, I left my readers at home."
Both real quotes from my bi-weekly game.
#TTRGP #GamersOver50 #RPG
April 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Apparently, I need to start a channel that's just "how to know you game with people in their 50s."
"I love these dice, they're very visible, very readable."
"Sorry, I'm having trouble reading this spell, I left my readers at home."
Both real quotes from my bi-weekly game.
#TTRGP #GamersOver50 #RPG
"I love these dice, they're very visible, very readable."
"Sorry, I'm having trouble reading this spell, I left my readers at home."
Both real quotes from my bi-weekly game.
#TTRGP #GamersOver50 #RPG
You ever been so tired and hungry that you need something to eat before you can get something to eat?
April 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
You ever been so tired and hungry that you need something to eat before you can get something to eat?
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I feel like I may be the only person not super excited OR super disappointed by the #Firefly news. I have a big ol' case of "meh." Don't get me wrong, I loved Firefly when it first came out. And I'll watch this, too. But I just don't have that huge an attachment to this show anymore, I guess.
March 17, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I feel like I may be the only person not super excited OR super disappointed by the #Firefly news. I have a big ol' case of "meh." Don't get me wrong, I loved Firefly when it first came out. And I'll watch this, too. But I just don't have that huge an attachment to this show anymore, I guess.
Okay, I'm not a conspiracy theory guy, BUT...
Trump declares war on Iran, causing oil prices to skyrocket. At the same time he eases sanctions on Russia, who are desperate right now for money to fund their war on Ukraine. This allows them to sell Oil on the open market, that is now at higher prices.
Trump declares war on Iran, causing oil prices to skyrocket. At the same time he eases sanctions on Russia, who are desperate right now for money to fund their war on Ukraine. This allows them to sell Oil on the open market, that is now at higher prices.
March 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Okay, I'm not a conspiracy theory guy, BUT...
Trump declares war on Iran, causing oil prices to skyrocket. At the same time he eases sanctions on Russia, who are desperate right now for money to fund their war on Ukraine. This allows them to sell Oil on the open market, that is now at higher prices.
Trump declares war on Iran, causing oil prices to skyrocket. At the same time he eases sanctions on Russia, who are desperate right now for money to fund their war on Ukraine. This allows them to sell Oil on the open market, that is now at higher prices.
The President of the United States serving the US Men's Gold Medal winning hockey team McDonalds at the White House is grossly embarrassing. This should be embarrassing to everyone in this country, ESPECIALLY those that voted for him. #trump #mcdonalds #whitehouse #hockey
February 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The President of the United States serving the US Men's Gold Medal winning hockey team McDonalds at the White House is grossly embarrassing. This should be embarrassing to everyone in this country, ESPECIALLY those that voted for him. #trump #mcdonalds #whitehouse #hockey
Why is it that so-called "fans" can't just let people enjoy things? Why do they feel the need to take away joy from someone else, just because they don't like a thing? Why is that the goal? Why is simply not watching it an option? Why does hating it have to become your personality?
February 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Why is it that so-called "fans" can't just let people enjoy things? Why do they feel the need to take away joy from someone else, just because they don't like a thing? Why is that the goal? Why is simply not watching it an option? Why does hating it have to become your personality?
Listen, I love animals, but my current pets are making me re-think having pets.
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Listen, I love animals, but my current pets are making me re-think having pets.
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Watching #StarTrek Starfleet Academy (Love this show, it's really good) and I was wondering... how does Starfleet prevent itself from having all it's top brass just be immortals?
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Watching #StarTrek Starfleet Academy (Love this show, it's really good) and I was wondering... how does Starfleet prevent itself from having all it's top brass just be immortals?
Confession time. I love me a good City Builder video game, but I am just not good at them. Like, at all. #videogame #citybuilder
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Confession time. I love me a good City Builder video game, but I am just not good at them. Like, at all. #videogame #citybuilder
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January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM