Mayday
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she / they - live rent free in the heads of these bastards
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Phenomenal watching the people who spent years losing their shit over college campus speeches and shadowbanning turn on a dime and say, “They own the venue, if they don’t want you there, that’s that,” only it isn’t phenomenal, it’s very predictable, because people are craven and stupid.
September 16, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Phenomenal watching the people who spent years losing their shit over college campus speeches and shadowbanning turn on a dime and say, “They own the venue, if they don’t want you there, that’s that,” only it isn’t phenomenal, it’s very predictable, because people are craven and stupid.
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however much you think the iran war is sapping u.s. military readiness, it's probably more than that.
a free link for you, the people www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
a free link for you, the people www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
The Iran Blockade’s Growing Price Tag Is Draining America’s Global Military Power
The cost of naval operations since the buildup began in January has topped $7.1 billion — not including all the US assets being used to escort tankers through the Strait of Hormuz.
www.bloomberg.com
September 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
however much you think the iran war is sapping u.s. military readiness, it's probably more than that.
a free link for you, the people www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
a free link for you, the people www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
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we've had waddle dee, and bandana waddle dee, now get ready for "has a six pack of coronas waddle dee". they're actually all separate species.
September 16, 2026 at 4:07 AM
we've had waddle dee, and bandana waddle dee, now get ready for "has a six pack of coronas waddle dee". they're actually all separate species.
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king dedede: alright i got the takeout menus, just tell me what you want.
kirby: wahohhhh.
king dedede: hey - no. you can't just eat ALL dessert. you need vegetables and stuff.
kirby: bweh!
king dedede: okay i guess YOU can, but that's not the point.
waddle dee: do they do beer delivery yet?
kirby: wahohhhh.
king dedede: hey - no. you can't just eat ALL dessert. you need vegetables and stuff.
kirby: bweh!
king dedede: okay i guess YOU can, but that's not the point.
waddle dee: do they do beer delivery yet?
September 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
king dedede: alright i got the takeout menus, just tell me what you want.
kirby: wahohhhh.
king dedede: hey - no. you can't just eat ALL dessert. you need vegetables and stuff.
kirby: bweh!
king dedede: okay i guess YOU can, but that's not the point.
waddle dee: do they do beer delivery yet?
kirby: wahohhhh.
king dedede: hey - no. you can't just eat ALL dessert. you need vegetables and stuff.
kirby: bweh!
king dedede: okay i guess YOU can, but that's not the point.
waddle dee: do they do beer delivery yet?
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We entered this under the childish delusion that we were going to bomb everyone and no one was going to bomb us. We knew everything there was to know about their ballistic missile and drone forces. We knew everything possible about picking them apart. It didn't work. It was never going to work
September 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
We entered this under the childish delusion that we were going to bomb everyone and no one was going to bomb us. We knew everything there was to know about their ballistic missile and drone forces. We knew everything possible about picking them apart. It didn't work. It was never going to work
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This is a thoroughly bipartisan problem. Diplomacy is judged by potential fail states when it works well and war is judged by hypothetical success when it fails. The hawks were either lying or sincerely duped
September 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
This is a thoroughly bipartisan problem. Diplomacy is judged by potential fail states when it works well and war is judged by hypothetical success when it fails. The hawks were either lying or sincerely duped
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The Iran war was not mismanaged. As much as Hegseth makes everything a farce, this is about as close to the best outcome without forcing 2-5m troops through Bandar Abbas. There was no "good" Iran war. People are either lying or being stupid
September 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
The Iran war was not mismanaged. As much as Hegseth makes everything a farce, this is about as close to the best outcome without forcing 2-5m troops through Bandar Abbas. There was no "good" Iran war. People are either lying or being stupid
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Iran war hawks got the exact thing they wanted and it will be the death knell of the regional security architecture that the US spend decades building, which was designed for the sole and exclusive benefit of all the ultra-racist statelets which were also filled to the brim with Iran war hawks.
The Iran war was not mismanaged. As much as Hegseth makes everything a farce, this is about as close to the best outcome without forcing 2-5m troops through Bandar Abbas. There was no "good" Iran war. People are either lying or being stupid
September 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Iran war hawks got the exact thing they wanted and it will be the death knell of the regional security architecture that the US spend decades building, which was designed for the sole and exclusive benefit of all the ultra-racist statelets which were also filled to the brim with Iran war hawks.
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is this good?
is this good?
is this good?
is this—?
is this good?
is this good?
is this—?
September 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
is this good?
is this good?
is this good?
is this—?
is this good?
is this good?
is this—?
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Aged so poorly in just 24 hours lol
September 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Aged so poorly in just 24 hours lol
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do u think their goal was "good ratings" or to kill the concept of knowing things
Bari Weiss has plunged CBS News into ratings calamity.
—"Evening News" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—"CBS Mornings" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—And now "60 Minutes" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/60-minutes...
—"Evening News" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—"CBS Mornings" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—And now "60 Minutes" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/60-minutes...
Bari’s ‘60’ Bust
Bari Weiss blew up “60 Minutes," ostensibly to create a better show. Instead, her revamped premiere just suffered its worst debut ratings of the 21st century—what one longtime TV executive told Status...
www.status.news
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
do u think their goal was "good ratings" or to kill the concept of knowing things
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“You’re still going to be monitored 24/7. We’re just not going to use the one people are mad about.”
September 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
“You’re still going to be monitored 24/7. We’re just not going to use the one people are mad about.”
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New: Police arrested human rights lawyer Noura Erakat during a Palm Beach County budget hearing.
Over 100 residents were giving comments against the county’s $1 billion investment in Israel bonds.
One commissioner insulted a protesting veteran, saying he was an embarrassment to his uniform.
Over 100 residents were giving comments against the county’s $1 billion investment in Israel bonds.
One commissioner insulted a protesting veteran, saying he was an embarrassment to his uniform.
September 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
New: Police arrested human rights lawyer Noura Erakat during a Palm Beach County budget hearing.
Over 100 residents were giving comments against the county’s $1 billion investment in Israel bonds.
One commissioner insulted a protesting veteran, saying he was an embarrassment to his uniform.
Over 100 residents were giving comments against the county’s $1 billion investment in Israel bonds.
One commissioner insulted a protesting veteran, saying he was an embarrassment to his uniform.
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Foundational post tbh
September 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Foundational post tbh
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saw someone saying “Iran is only firing 10% of the missiles it did at the start” but isn’t that meaningless? Of course both sides fire stockpiles at the start and ramp down, but they can keep at it and Israel stopped helping us with airstrikes which was like 90% of their targets
September 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
saw someone saying “Iran is only firing 10% of the missiles it did at the start” but isn’t that meaningless? Of course both sides fire stockpiles at the start and ramp down, but they can keep at it and Israel stopped helping us with airstrikes which was like 90% of their targets
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Ed Sheeran could have easily looked like a hero in this story and built his following and earned worldwide respect by showing just a bit of solidarity.
He didn't have to say "Free Palestine" to stand with the artist he calls a friend.
Bob Kraft ends up the bad guy, Sheeran stands for free speech
He didn't have to say "Free Palestine" to stand with the artist he calls a friend.
Bob Kraft ends up the bad guy, Sheeran stands for free speech
September 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Ed Sheeran could have easily looked like a hero in this story and built his following and earned worldwide respect by showing just a bit of solidarity.
He didn't have to say "Free Palestine" to stand with the artist he calls a friend.
Bob Kraft ends up the bad guy, Sheeran stands for free speech
He didn't have to say "Free Palestine" to stand with the artist he calls a friend.
Bob Kraft ends up the bad guy, Sheeran stands for free speech
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Dolly Parton knew this.
I feel like it's much easier to show solidarity and to stand on principle than it is to try and weasel your way through a situation.
In a situation like this, it doesn't even require strength of character. Sheeran didn't need to be principled; basic shrewdness would have made the path obvious.
In a situation like this, it doesn't even require strength of character. Sheeran didn't need to be principled; basic shrewdness would have made the path obvious.
September 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Dolly Parton knew this.
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If you want to know how much you can trust your news source: if they're reporting artists are dumping Ed Sheeran's cowardly ass for Macklemore, they're not to be trusted. If they're reporting they're dumping Ed Sheeran because he's a spineless coward afraid to speak up against genocide, you're good.
September 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
If you want to know how much you can trust your news source: if they're reporting artists are dumping Ed Sheeran's cowardly ass for Macklemore, they're not to be trusted. If they're reporting they're dumping Ed Sheeran because he's a spineless coward afraid to speak up against genocide, you're good.
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Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour.
This is the statement they published on Instagram:
This is the statement they published on Instagram:
September 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Wiping ourselves out because of metastasized ableism WAS on my bingo card, as it happens
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
September 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Wiping ourselves out because of metastasized ableism WAS on my bingo card, as it happens
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We can no longer look away from The Chart if we are to defeat the batshit billionaire rationalist sex cult running the American AI industry.
I’m so sorry you all had to find out like this.
knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/me...
I’m so sorry you all had to find out like this.
knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/me...
September 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
We can no longer look away from The Chart if we are to defeat the batshit billionaire rationalist sex cult running the American AI industry.
I’m so sorry you all had to find out like this.
knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/me...
I’m so sorry you all had to find out like this.
knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/me...
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No, Aella isn’t actually the core *problem* with the AI rationalist sex cult that now has billions of dollars, but she’s an emblematic SYMPTOM
September 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
No, Aella isn’t actually the core *problem* with the AI rationalist sex cult that now has billions of dollars, but she’s an emblematic SYMPTOM
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I know it may seem cruel, but it is time: the normies have to be told about Aella, before it’s too late for democracy.
I wish I was making a joke.
I wish I was making a joke.
September 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I know it may seem cruel, but it is time: the normies have to be told about Aella, before it’s too late for democracy.
I wish I was making a joke.
I wish I was making a joke.