andrea (she/her)
@mayhem.bsky.social
dr frankenfurter is the original enemies to lovers mmc.
October 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
dr frankenfurter is the original enemies to lovers mmc.
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A caramel apple could NEVER
October 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
A caramel apple could NEVER
Shut up, google. Don’t judge me.
October 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Shut up, google. Don’t judge me.
“I shall return.”
October 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
“I shall return.”
This feels like an extreme reaction...
October 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
This feels like an extreme reaction...
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When I took @mayhem.bsky.social home to meet my family, we went to the Harvest Moon Drive-in in Gibson City, IL to see Spider-Man 2. That selfie is us waiting for the movie to start. We're still together and the drive-in is still there: harvestmoondrivein.com
September 27, 2026 at 3:09 AM
When I took @mayhem.bsky.social home to meet my family, we went to the Harvest Moon Drive-in in Gibson City, IL to see Spider-Man 2. That selfie is us waiting for the movie to start. We're still together and the drive-in is still there: harvestmoondrivein.com
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just saw an article asking "why do human faces and bird faces look so different" and I have to think it's partly the beak and feathers
May 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
just saw an article asking "why do human faces and bird faces look so different" and I have to think it's partly the beak and feathers
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
May 17, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Basic Instinct (1992)
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
Just once I want someone to fear my coochacabra.
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just once I want someone to fear my coochacabra.
Business idea: open a adults only mini golf place called Putt Stuff.
We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.
We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Business idea: open a adults only mini golf place called Putt Stuff.
We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.
We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.
Husband: “its so cold in this house.”
Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*
Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Husband: “its so cold in this house.”
Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*
Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?”
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*
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I’ve actually got three tickets to paradise, so I’m preparing myself mentally for a lot of awkward small talk on the ride up
September 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’ve actually got three tickets to paradise, so I’m preparing myself mentally for a lot of awkward small talk on the ride up
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All I want is a giant bathtub with bubbles and an endless glass of wine.
And maybe curling up in front of a fire after.
Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.
And maybe curling up in front of a fire after.
Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.
July 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
All I want is a giant bathtub with bubbles and an endless glass of wine.
And maybe curling up in front of a fire after.
Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.
And maybe curling up in front of a fire after.
Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.
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ME: shoo! shoo! go on!
MONDAY: *confused hissing*
MONDAY: *confused hissing*
June 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ME: shoo! shoo! go on!
MONDAY: *confused hissing*
MONDAY: *confused hissing*
Me, watching tiktoks, headphones in.
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?”
Sure.
“I don’t like similes.”
My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?”
Sure.
“I don’t like similes.”
My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.
May 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me, watching tiktoks, headphones in.
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?”
Sure.
“I don’t like similes.”
My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?”
Sure.
“I don’t like similes.”
My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.
I just realized that Sara j Maas is the millennial Danielle Steele
May 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I just realized that Sara j Maas is the millennial Danielle Steele
I’m going to need @electrolemon.bsky.social and Jordan from @sporked.com to Statler & Waldorf all future episodes of @gamechangershow.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m going to need @electrolemon.bsky.social and Jordan from @sporked.com to Statler & Waldorf all future episodes of @gamechangershow.bsky.social
Hold me closer tiny Fanta!
March 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hold me closer tiny Fanta!
Stormy night is a perfect time to introduce Dash to a classic
March 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Stormy night is a perfect time to introduce Dash to a classic
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
Cherries, motherfucker
Cherries, motherfucker
March 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
Cherries, motherfucker
Cherries, motherfucker
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “do we need to bring the list?”
Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.
Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.
March 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “do we need to bring the list?”
Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.
Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.