Blurt Vonnegut
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Ahhh, the Iñárritu effect in action.
Every Digger reaction is like "I thought this movie fucking sucked. Reactions will be divisive." Hmmm seems like reactions are actually pretty aligned so far lol.
September 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Ahhh, the Iñárritu effect in action.
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So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
September 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
"Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy."
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
theonion.com
June 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
"Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy."
One of the greatest to ever do it.
On Agnès Varda's birthday, we're celebrating the restlessly curious visionary whose work was at once personal and passionately committed to the world around her. 💘 🎞️ 📹 🌻
May 31, 2026 at 2:18 AM
One of the greatest to ever do it.
A lot of death for this #letterboxdfriday
I want to die.
Why did they die?
He's gonna die.
When will she die?
#LastFourWatched #Letterboxd
I want to die.
Why did they die?
He's gonna die.
When will she die?
#LastFourWatched #Letterboxd
May 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
A lot of death for this #letterboxdfriday
I want to die.
Why did they die?
He's gonna die.
When will she die?
#LastFourWatched #Letterboxd
I want to die.
Why did they die?
He's gonna die.
When will she die?
#LastFourWatched #Letterboxd
May 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Just a reminder of ALL the tools in our collective toolbelt on this #InternationalWorkersDay #MayDay
a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table .
Alt: a series of images of guillotines.
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Just a reminder of ALL the tools in our collective toolbelt on this #InternationalWorkersDay #MayDay
Honestly, same.
Observations from watching men’s hockey for the first time since last summer:
This shit is fast
This shit is fast
February 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Honestly, same.
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Super glad to have missed a Neil Young show because someone doesn't understand how traffic lights work!
The ER waiting room was a poor replacement for a grassy concert lawn.
The ER waiting room was a poor replacement for a grassy concert lawn.
September 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Super glad to have missed a Neil Young show because someone doesn't understand how traffic lights work!
The ER waiting room was a poor replacement for a grassy concert lawn.
The ER waiting room was a poor replacement for a grassy concert lawn.
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Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people