Capitalist with a heart of gold
@mdpadula.bsky.social
One of your finest 👍
September 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
One of your finest 👍
It’s like cutting off your ear (the one that wasn’t “shot”) to spite your (spiteful) face
September 17, 2026 at 11:43 AM
It’s like cutting off your ear (the one that wasn’t “shot”) to spite your (spiteful) face
Roberts don’t get outta bed for less than $100k
September 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Roberts don’t get outta bed for less than $100k
Besides convincing Ivanka to convert, has this guy ever persuaded anyone to do anything??
Zero gravitas, zero skill, zero impact.
Zero gravitas, zero skill, zero impact.
September 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Besides convincing Ivanka to convert, has this guy ever persuaded anyone to do anything??
Zero gravitas, zero skill, zero impact.
Zero gravitas, zero skill, zero impact.
Great; maybe if we let another COVID “burn through” we can get rid of these burdensome old folks entirely
September 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Great; maybe if we let another COVID “burn through” we can get rid of these burdensome old folks entirely
Aha
There was a much more benevolent character in Georgia by the same name!
There was a much more benevolent character in Georgia by the same name!
September 13, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Aha
There was a much more benevolent character in Georgia by the same name!
There was a much more benevolent character in Georgia by the same name!
“The Goat Man”? Do tell…
September 13, 2026 at 10:01 AM
“The Goat Man”? Do tell…
Maybe coffee itself is the benevolent AI we’ve all been waiting for…?
September 11, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Maybe coffee itself is the benevolent AI we’ve all been waiting for…?
Remind you of anyone? Total fraud.
September 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Remind you of anyone? Total fraud.
Key phrase: “Through a partnership with private business”
August 29, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Key phrase: “Through a partnership with private business”
Chick Bongo!!!
August 28, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Chick Bongo!!!
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“As a general rule, people, even the wicked, are much more naïve and simple hearted than we suppose.”
Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
“As a general rule, people, even the wicked, are much more naïve and simple hearted than we suppose.”
Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
August 18, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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“As a general rule, people, even the wicked, are much more naïve and simple hearted than we suppose.”
Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
“As a general rule, people, even the wicked, are much more naïve and simple hearted than we suppose.”
Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
Finalists in the Ivanka look-alike contest
August 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Finalists in the Ivanka look-alike contest
Bully gotta bully
Gotta get the last word in
He’s about to fire off a few more missiles, kill some more people, and declare victory
Gotta get the last word in
He’s about to fire off a few more missiles, kill some more people, and declare victory
August 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Bully gotta bully
Gotta get the last word in
He’s about to fire off a few more missiles, kill some more people, and declare victory
Gotta get the last word in
He’s about to fire off a few more missiles, kill some more people, and declare victory
Kinda like “hurt people hurt people”?
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August 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Kinda like “hurt people hurt people”?
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Ever wonder if ANY of these guys had been popular in high school, what a different world we’d be living in?
Always playing it for acceptance and the pat on the back from the bullies…please just don’t take my lunch money!
Always playing it for acceptance and the pat on the back from the bullies…please just don’t take my lunch money!
August 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Ever wonder if ANY of these guys had been popular in high school, what a different world we’d be living in?
Always playing it for acceptance and the pat on the back from the bullies…please just don’t take my lunch money!
Always playing it for acceptance and the pat on the back from the bullies…please just don’t take my lunch money!
Maybe she was offering to cook YOU for dinner?
August 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Maybe she was offering to cook YOU for dinner?
“Perimeters”
August 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“Perimeters”
Wow that alien personifies his greatest fantasy - to have solid abs and not have to worry about his hair
August 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Wow that alien personifies his greatest fantasy - to have solid abs and not have to worry about his hair
Wait I thought the immigrants were driving up housing prices (bad thing), but now it’s these imaginary rich people who come to my sleepy town and raise house prices (good thing)?
Isn’t it ALWAYS really about skin color with these guys?
Isn’t it ALWAYS really about skin color with these guys?
August 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Wait I thought the immigrants were driving up housing prices (bad thing), but now it’s these imaginary rich people who come to my sleepy town and raise house prices (good thing)?
Isn’t it ALWAYS really about skin color with these guys?
Isn’t it ALWAYS really about skin color with these guys?
Just grandpa chillin’ at the ICU wearing a checked button-down, catching up with some folks, wondering what’s for lunch…
If he’s so fine and fit, why hasn’t he left his containment area?
That democracy-destroyer is dead, folks.
If he’s so fine and fit, why hasn’t he left his containment area?
That democracy-destroyer is dead, folks.
July 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Just grandpa chillin’ at the ICU wearing a checked button-down, catching up with some folks, wondering what’s for lunch…
If he’s so fine and fit, why hasn’t he left his containment area?
That democracy-destroyer is dead, folks.
If he’s so fine and fit, why hasn’t he left his containment area?
That democracy-destroyer is dead, folks.