Andrew Meerkatz, Esq.
@meerkatsintophats.bsky.social
A meerkat in a tophat. But close friends & family know me as "Andrew." I work for a housing non-profit, avid reader, metalhead, horror movie fan, lover of languages and likewise linguistics. Also rather political, but unsure whether to bring it here.
Holy Smurf Balls
September 23, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Holy Smurf Balls
Shannen Doherty was a communist.
September 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Shannen Doherty was a communist.
I had a curiosity to know what happened to Shannen Doherty. You would know her from "90210." I had a massive crush on her as a youth. She died of cancer in 2024, way too young. Fuck. She was fucking gorgeous.
September 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I had a curiosity to know what happened to Shannen Doherty. You would know her from "90210." I had a massive crush on her as a youth. She died of cancer in 2024, way too young. Fuck. She was fucking gorgeous.
I can twist.
September 23, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I can twist.
Jon, we have a special home waiting for you. You will find a home here, Jon. Forever.
September 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Jon, we have a special home waiting for you. You will find a home here, Jon. Forever.
She is so fucking loud. I asked for a loud-mouthed cat, but I had no idea of what I was getting into. She woke me up screaming into my ear. DAD! YOU ARE NOT PETTING ME!!
September 23, 2026 at 12:47 PM
She is so fucking loud. I asked for a loud-mouthed cat, but I had no idea of what I was getting into. She woke me up screaming into my ear. DAD! YOU ARE NOT PETTING ME!!
One of my favorite things about owning a cat is I can say a lot of anti-PC shit to her and she has no idea. I can pet her and she is purring away while I call her "my little whore slut." Who is the biggest "gore-blasted little bitch--you are" she doesn't mind if the pets keep happening.
September 23, 2026 at 12:40 PM
One of my favorite things about owning a cat is I can say a lot of anti-PC shit to her and she has no idea. I can pet her and she is purring away while I call her "my little whore slut." Who is the biggest "gore-blasted little bitch--you are" she doesn't mind if the pets keep happening.
Both my parents were hardcore anti-war protesters. My mom was arrested for throwing a block of concrete into the window of a Bank of America branch. I have been arrested at a protest, but I still feel like I could do better.
September 23, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Both my parents were hardcore anti-war protesters. My mom was arrested for throwing a block of concrete into the window of a Bank of America branch. I have been arrested at a protest, but I still feel like I could do better.
This meerkat supports trans person's health and welfare.
September 23, 2026 at 11:37 AM
This meerkat supports trans person's health and welfare.
The world needs a lot more Japan.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER earning a few extra bucks in this surreal Japanese TV ad for a popular energy drink.
September 23, 2026 at 11:22 AM
The world needs a lot more Japan.
I am all in favor of liking to dogs to types of bread.
September 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I am all in favor of liking to dogs to types of bread.
She keeps having sneezing fits and I am freaking the fuck out. Are you okay? Talk to me girl. Where does it hurt?
September 23, 2026 at 7:35 AM
She keeps having sneezing fits and I am freaking the fuck out. Are you okay? Talk to me girl. Where does it hurt?
Adoption is a great thing. My grandmother adopted three children. She herself was adopted. I have five cousins as well, one of whom is my best friend. Family is something that is made.
September 23, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Adoption is a great thing. My grandmother adopted three children. She herself was adopted. I have five cousins as well, one of whom is my best friend. Family is something that is made.
Reposted by Andrew Meerkatz, Esq.
You're more constant than the gods. Because sometimes, they don't answer.
September 23, 2026 at 4:46 AM
You're more constant than the gods. Because sometimes, they don't answer.
I am thankful to the gods for my life.
September 23, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I am thankful to the gods for my life.
Dad! I am scared and lost! Come find me!
September 23, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Dad! I am scared and lost! Come find me!
I am under your fur
September 23, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I am under your fur
Her life is important.
September 22, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Her life is important.
Casual reminder that the Trump administration has killed children.
September 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Casual reminder that the Trump administration has killed children.
I love you
September 22, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I love you
I have a name with a very Slavic construction. It's "szcz" or you might say "shch." pretend you are calling out a cat "tschtch!" the way to pronounce Polish is just to make shushing sounds. Just say, "shchezh na chezesh po chabiszpobisz" and you will probably say a Polish phrase.
September 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I have a name with a very Slavic construction. It's "szcz" or you might say "shch." pretend you are calling out a cat "tschtch!" the way to pronounce Polish is just to make shushing sounds. Just say, "shchezh na chezesh po chabiszpobisz" and you will probably say a Polish phrase.
Tell me. Where is your hunger. We can create a solution.
September 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
When I moved to Portland in 2010 I found a plastic crossbow and a rabbit mask that some former tenant left there. I haven't posted a selfie yet, but here you go. I hope you are terrified.
September 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
When I moved to Portland in 2010 I found a plastic crossbow and a rabbit mask that some former tenant left there. I haven't posted a selfie yet, but here you go. I hope you are terrified.
My mom has said that she used to freak out whenever she couldn't hear my sister and I. "I knew it meant you were up to trouble."
In fact, we were. My sister and I have always been co-conspirators.
In fact, we were. My sister and I have always been co-conspirators.
September 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My mom has said that she used to freak out whenever she couldn't hear my sister and I. "I knew it meant you were up to trouble."
In fact, we were. My sister and I have always been co-conspirators.
In fact, we were. My sister and I have always been co-conspirators.