Andrew Meerkatz, Esq.
@meerkatsintophats.bsky.social
A meerkat in a tophat. But close friends & family know me as "Andrew." I work for a housing non-profit, avid reader, metalhead, horror movie fan, lover of languages and likewise linguistics. Also rather political, but unsure whether to bring it here.
Swans "Soundtracks for the Blind" is one of the greatest albums of all time, and I dare you to contradict me.
September 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Swans "Soundtracks for the Blind" is one of the greatest albums of all time, and I dare you to contradict me.
Like this
September 24, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Like this
This is a baby raccoon
September 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This is a baby raccoon
Baby racoons will cover their eyes when they are scared. Their though is "if it can't see me, it can't hurt me." As a teenager I worked for a park, and every morning I would have to put a plank in the dumpster to let out all the raccoon babies.
September 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Baby racoons will cover their eyes when they are scared. Their though is "if it can't see me, it can't hurt me." As a teenager I worked for a park, and every morning I would have to put a plank in the dumpster to let out all the raccoon babies.
Rewatching a true classic.
September 24, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Rewatching a true classic.
Soraya is Arabic for the Pleiades star cluster.
September 24, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Soraya is Arabic for the Pleiades star cluster.
I had a curiosity to know what happened to Shannen Doherty. You would know her from "90210." I had a massive crush on her as a youth. She died of cancer in 2024, way too young. Fuck. She was fucking gorgeous.
September 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I had a curiosity to know what happened to Shannen Doherty. You would know her from "90210." I had a massive crush on her as a youth. She died of cancer in 2024, way too young. Fuck. She was fucking gorgeous.
Jon, we have a special home waiting for you. You will find a home here, Jon. Forever.
September 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Jon, we have a special home waiting for you. You will find a home here, Jon. Forever.
I'm not familiar, but I hope Nintendo Power works.
September 23, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I'm not familiar, but I hope Nintendo Power works.
This is what an Iranian girl looks like. Our bullets ended the life of such a woman.
September 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is what an Iranian girl looks like. Our bullets ended the life of such a woman.
Please read this in a Buffalo Bill voice. "Hello, Clarice."
September 22, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Please read this in a Buffalo Bill voice. "Hello, Clarice."
When I moved to Portland in 2010 I found a plastic crossbow and a rabbit mask that some former tenant left there. I haven't posted a selfie yet, but here you go. I hope you are terrified.
September 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
When I moved to Portland in 2010 I found a plastic crossbow and a rabbit mask that some former tenant left there. I haven't posted a selfie yet, but here you go. I hope you are terrified.
Hawks are amazing birds. Effortlessly noble. They are goddesses of the natural world.
September 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Hawks are amazing birds. Effortlessly noble. They are goddesses of the natural world.
This is the mouse shrew. She is the smallest animal in existence. There is literally no smaller animal than her.
September 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This is the mouse shrew. She is the smallest animal in existence. There is literally no smaller animal than her.
ACAB. All Cats Are Beautiful. And all cops are bastards.
September 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
ACAB. All Cats Are Beautiful. And all cops are bastards.
She is happy here. I keep asking her if she is okay. She is scared but she is okay. She needs a moment.
September 21, 2026 at 8:23 AM
She is happy here. I keep asking her if she is okay. She is scared but she is okay. She needs a moment.
I love you
September 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I love you
I prefer this as it looks like.
September 20, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I prefer this as it looks like.
Jo Bench is one of my favorite musicians of all time. Bolt Thrower is also one of my favorite bands of all time.
The moment when anyone says women don't belong in metal, they're fucking wrong. Women have always been front and center. Leaders, not followers.
The moment when anyone says women don't belong in metal, they're fucking wrong. Women have always been front and center. Leaders, not followers.
September 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Jo Bench is one of my favorite musicians of all time. Bolt Thrower is also one of my favorite bands of all time.
The moment when anyone says women don't belong in metal, they're fucking wrong. Women have always been front and center. Leaders, not followers.
The moment when anyone says women don't belong in metal, they're fucking wrong. Women have always been front and center. Leaders, not followers.
She really loves sitting on my keyboard. I moved myself to the other side of the bed, hoping she'd move. Nope! She just started whining that I pet her there.
Collie is a bit of a diva. I love her even more.
Collie is a bit of a diva. I love her even more.
September 20, 2026 at 11:16 AM
She really loves sitting on my keyboard. I moved myself to the other side of the bed, hoping she'd move. Nope! She just started whining that I pet her there.
Collie is a bit of a diva. I love her even more.
Collie is a bit of a diva. I love her even more.
I couldn't find the file I was looking for in a bereavement post. This is me a a young, vegan straightedge kid. I am wearing an Earth Crisis hoodie, for sure.
September 20, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I couldn't find the file I was looking for in a bereavement post. This is me a a young, vegan straightedge kid. I am wearing an Earth Crisis hoodie, for sure.
She loves me already *chomp*
September 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
She loves me already *chomp*