Jared
@megatakesasky.bsky.social
Somewhat creative guy escaping from the Musky smell. Likes and reblogs occasionally NSFW, minors DNI. Gay. 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Red Panda Onyx - Onyx SE. You will probably see gay shit.
I’ll hack niggas tonight for old time’s sake
October 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I’ll hack niggas tonight for old time’s sake
I thought I was different than other gays but fat, nerdy and autistic is a good 40% of all gays lol
October 4, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I thought I was different than other gays but fat, nerdy and autistic is a good 40% of all gays lol
The way Patient Zero was a decent song until she started sing-talking for that bridge
October 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
The way Patient Zero was a decent song until she started sing-talking for that bridge
Listened to Beyonce’s Schoolin’ Life and realized I lived through the 20-somethings, 30-somethings, and now 40-somethings…
October 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Listened to Beyonce’s Schoolin’ Life and realized I lived through the 20-somethings, 30-somethings, and now 40-somethings…
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30 years old and it’s time to fully accept the belly
September 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
30 years old and it’s time to fully accept the belly
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@aoc.bsky.social: “The culture of rape, sexual assault, and pedophilia is protected in elite institutions across the United States and including Cornell University”
September 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
@aoc.bsky.social: “The culture of rape, sexual assault, and pedophilia is protected in elite institutions across the United States and including Cornell University”
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The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
Texas woman triumphs as court upholds acquittal in voting error case
Crystal Mason has spent nearly a decade fighting conviction for casting provisional ballot that ultimately wasn’t counted
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
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SHAZAM! ⚡️
A drink & draw piece from this day in 2018
A drink & draw piece from this day in 2018
September 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
SHAZAM! ⚡️
A drink & draw piece from this day in 2018
A drink & draw piece from this day in 2018
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September 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Forgot about poor Daveigh Chase as well. Investigate everyone
August 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Forgot about poor Daveigh Chase as well. Investigate everyone
Millennials…what’s happening to our girls, man…
August 17, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Millennials…what’s happening to our girls, man…
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Started going to the gym again after a few months off, officially locked in this time 💃🏻
August 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Started going to the gym again after a few months off, officially locked in this time 💃🏻
*me watching Obsession*
“Aww, his cat died, how sad, he feels like it’s his fault and oh we’re just going to just throw the cat in the garbage bag with the other trash well now um…”
“Aww, his cat died, how sad, he feels like it’s his fault and oh we’re just going to just throw the cat in the garbage bag with the other trash well now um…”
July 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
*me watching Obsession*
“Aww, his cat died, how sad, he feels like it’s his fault and oh we’re just going to just throw the cat in the garbage bag with the other trash well now um…”
“Aww, his cat died, how sad, he feels like it’s his fault and oh we’re just going to just throw the cat in the garbage bag with the other trash well now um…”
So I did enjoy the Avatar Shippuden movie, wish it was in theaters, though I understand Paramount getting scared, it is kinda fans only.
July 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
So I did enjoy the Avatar Shippuden movie, wish it was in theaters, though I understand Paramount getting scared, it is kinda fans only.
Found my dentist on Grindr. 😔
July 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Found my dentist on Grindr. 😔
Rest in peace. Knew this kid back from barachat days, regret not getting to know him.
We saw you at the sonic drive in and liked your vibe
July 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Rest in peace. Knew this kid back from barachat days, regret not getting to know him.
The only thing that has helped me lose weight and manage my blood sugar is a GLP-1 and I gotta pay out the ass for it, I’m never leaving my mama’s home 🫠
July 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The only thing that has helped me lose weight and manage my blood sugar is a GLP-1 and I gotta pay out the ass for it, I’m never leaving my mama’s home 🫠
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7 year old me would have lost his mind knowing that many years later I’d be drawing an official Power Rangers variant cover! Get your preorders in babes!
July 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
7 year old me would have lost his mind knowing that many years later I’d be drawing an official Power Rangers variant cover! Get your preorders in babes!
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The news is always "This absolute fool was dismantled in hearings today. He is manifestly unqualified for the position and would be an existential danger if confirmed. Disaster. He is set to be confirmed immediately." When you ask why everyone is furious and exhausted all the time, this is why.
July 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The news is always "This absolute fool was dismantled in hearings today. He is manifestly unqualified for the position and would be an existential danger if confirmed. Disaster. He is set to be confirmed immediately." When you ask why everyone is furious and exhausted all the time, this is why.
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Perhaps overshadowed today by the tragic news about Sam Neill, but we also lost another great actor today: Wai Ching Ho.
A well-kent face most widely known for playing as Matriarch crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel Defenders shows, and the voice of Grandma in Turning Red.
A well-kent face most widely known for playing as Matriarch crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel Defenders shows, and the voice of Grandma in Turning Red.
Wai Ching Ho, ‘Daredevil’ and ‘Iron Fist’ Actress, Dies at 83
She played crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel series.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
July 13, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Perhaps overshadowed today by the tragic news about Sam Neill, but we also lost another great actor today: Wai Ching Ho.
A well-kent face most widely known for playing as Matriarch crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel Defenders shows, and the voice of Grandma in Turning Red.
A well-kent face most widely known for playing as Matriarch crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel Defenders shows, and the voice of Grandma in Turning Red.
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Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell
July 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell
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It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
July 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.