mr melancholy
@mellem.bsky.social
pull the weeds, suck the venom
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Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious
they got this figure in the classic "yoda crouching down and talking on the phone" pose he was always doing in the movies
April 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious
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You see a magistrate judge broken on the wheel of an insane series of complaints.
I see a career law clerk who piled all the anguish, frustration and trauma of dealing with insane pro se litigants into one draft order and STILL had the grace to propose the gentlest possible outcome for these idiots
I see a career law clerk who piled all the anguish, frustration and trauma of dealing with insane pro se litigants into one draft order and STILL had the grace to propose the gentlest possible outcome for these idiots
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 PM
You see a magistrate judge broken on the wheel of an insane series of complaints.
I see a career law clerk who piled all the anguish, frustration and trauma of dealing with insane pro se litigants into one draft order and STILL had the grace to propose the gentlest possible outcome for these idiots
I see a career law clerk who piled all the anguish, frustration and trauma of dealing with insane pro se litigants into one draft order and STILL had the grace to propose the gentlest possible outcome for these idiots
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To be fair to the Magistrate Judge, I do not believe it was the 375 page amended complaint that did it.
On close read, it appears that it was the 720-paragraph, 946-page proposed second amended compliant.
On close read, it appears that it was the 720-paragraph, 946-page proposed second amended compliant.
@questauthority.bsky.social the crypto dudes suing the other crypto dudes by piling all their grievances into chatgpt and having it produce multi hundred pages of legal documents have finally broken the judge after filing a 375 page amended complaint. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
#72 in Sokolowski v. Digital Currency Group, Inc. (M.D. Penn., 4:25-cv-00001) – CourtListener.com
REPORT AND RECOMMENDATIONS - IT IS RECOMMENDED as follows: First, since the pro se plaintiffs first amended complaint has, in effect, been declared a legal nullity by the pro se plaintiffs who seek to...
storage.courtlistener.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
To be fair to the Magistrate Judge, I do not believe it was the 375 page amended complaint that did it.
On close read, it appears that it was the 720-paragraph, 946-page proposed second amended compliant.
On close read, it appears that it was the 720-paragraph, 946-page proposed second amended compliant.
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i’m never a “player should lose his job” guy but if they lose this is the clearest case of the team bus pulling away without him
packers HAVE to cut McManus after this game
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
i’m never a “player should lose his job” guy but if they lose this is the clearest case of the team bus pulling away without him
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breaking up with someone by saying your relationship is like the purple Connections category - you only make sense together if everything was a little different
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
breaking up with someone by saying your relationship is like the purple Connections category - you only make sense together if everything was a little different
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what up chat im on oracletok and today we're talking about everyone's favorite licensing model. mine is per viewer-device-stream-minute
September 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
what up chat im on oracletok and today we're talking about everyone's favorite licensing model. mine is per viewer-device-stream-minute