MemeshiftedWake
@memeshiftedwake.bsky.social
Escaped the hellscape. Lets talk about baseball. Recovering A's fan attempting to be a Mariners fan.
Have y'all heard the good word?!
April 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Have y'all heard the good word?!
I'm not built for Mariners fandom
April 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I'm not built for Mariners fandom
It's the same pain.
April 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It's the same pain.
If I ever get sad I'll just remember that Mason Miller thinks I'm funny.
March 31, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If I ever get sad I'll just remember that Mason Miller thinks I'm funny.
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@JonHeyman tweeted
Colt Emerson, SS prodigy, and Mariners agree on $95M, 8-year deal. Emerson, 20, sets a record for player yet to debut in majors. (Konnor Griffin has a chance to break the record) @ByRobertMurray 1st
Colt Emerson, SS prodigy, and Mariners agree on $95M, 8-year deal. Emerson, 20, sets a record for player yet to debut in majors. (Konnor Griffin has a chance to break the record) @ByRobertMurray 1st
March 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
@JonHeyman tweeted
Colt Emerson, SS prodigy, and Mariners agree on $95M, 8-year deal. Emerson, 20, sets a record for player yet to debut in majors. (Konnor Griffin has a chance to break the record) @ByRobertMurray 1st
Colt Emerson, SS prodigy, and Mariners agree on $95M, 8-year deal. Emerson, 20, sets a record for player yet to debut in majors. (Konnor Griffin has a chance to break the record) @ByRobertMurray 1st
Switching my fandom from the A's to the Mariners was 100% the right call.
March 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Switching my fandom from the A's to the Mariners was 100% the right call.
I timed my Mariners fandom perfectly
March 16, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I timed my Mariners fandom perfectly
If MLB misses the 2027 season let's just do the WBC again.
March 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
If MLB misses the 2027 season let's just do the WBC again.
The Marlins can't sell out a game to save their lives.
You throw the WBC in the ballpark and it's immediately a world series atmosphere.
Maybe MLB is just not a great product?
You throw the WBC in the ballpark and it's immediately a world series atmosphere.
Maybe MLB is just not a great product?
March 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The Marlins can't sell out a game to save their lives.
You throw the WBC in the ballpark and it's immediately a world series atmosphere.
Maybe MLB is just not a great product?
You throw the WBC in the ballpark and it's immediately a world series atmosphere.
Maybe MLB is just not a great product?
Congratulations to @megrowler.fangraphs.com
@Ken_Rosenthal tweeted
Of the $22.025M, approximately $14M is deferred, per source.
Of the $22.025M, approximately $14M is deferred, per source.
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Congratulations to @megrowler.fangraphs.com
@enosarris.bsky.social @dvr.bsky.social
Remember when Trevor May said the Dodgers being the best swing and miss in the zone team and the Jays being the best contact in the zone team would lead to every Jays victory not being close?
Dude knows what he's talking about 😂
Remember when Trevor May said the Dodgers being the best swing and miss in the zone team and the Jays being the best contact in the zone team would lead to every Jays victory not being close?
Dude knows what he's talking about 😂
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@enosarris.bsky.social @dvr.bsky.social
Remember when Trevor May said the Dodgers being the best swing and miss in the zone team and the Jays being the best contact in the zone team would lead to every Jays victory not being close?
Dude knows what he's talking about 😂
Remember when Trevor May said the Dodgers being the best swing and miss in the zone team and the Jays being the best contact in the zone team would lead to every Jays victory not being close?
Dude knows what he's talking about 😂
The Mariners are the Mariners of baseball
October 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The Mariners are the Mariners of baseball
Manfred is counting on Trump to intervene in the owner imposed lockout.
It’s with much regret that I have a feeling he’s getting reinstated
March 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Manfred is counting on Trump to intervene in the owner imposed lockout.
February 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Alright fine, I'll support a salary cap if MLB also gets rid of revenue sharing.
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Alright fine, I'll support a salary cap if MLB also gets rid of revenue sharing.
I'm an insane baseball nerd who took the concept of seam shifted wake as opposed to the Magnus effect and added meme baseball shit posting to it.
Explain your username
20-some years ago, I had a weekly music column called The Bootleg. Someone found me on AOL IM but couldn’t remember where he knew me from. After a beat, he replied, “oh, wait, you that bootleg guy”
20-some years ago, I had a weekly music column called The Bootleg. Someone found me on AOL IM but couldn’t remember where he knew me from. After a beat, he replied, “oh, wait, you that bootleg guy”
Explain your username
It’s my name with “rz” at the end
It’s my name with “rz” at the end
January 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm an insane baseball nerd who took the concept of seam shifted wake as opposed to the Magnus effect and added meme baseball shit posting to it.
My favorite thing is when white people decide to practice their Spanish at the taco truck to the guy taking orders that is speaking perfect English to everyone else.
Bonus points when the customer then asks the person taking orders how to say a word in Spanish.
Bonus points when the customer then asks the person taking orders how to say a word in Spanish.
January 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My favorite thing is when white people decide to practice their Spanish at the taco truck to the guy taking orders that is speaking perfect English to everyone else.
Bonus points when the customer then asks the person taking orders how to say a word in Spanish.
Bonus points when the customer then asks the person taking orders how to say a word in Spanish.
A house down the road from me got a fucking Zebra.
December 27, 2024 at 1:19 AM
A house down the road from me got a fucking Zebra.
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Today is the day we gather to celebrate the birth of a god on earth.
Happy Rickey Henderson Day to all.
Happy Rickey Henderson Day to all.
December 25, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Today is the day we gather to celebrate the birth of a god on earth.
Happy Rickey Henderson Day to all.
Happy Rickey Henderson Day to all.
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Merry Christmas! Today would have been Rickey Henderson’s 66th Birthday!
December 25, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Merry Christmas! Today would have been Rickey Henderson’s 66th Birthday!
Where are the best baseball conversations happening on this app?
I want to be more engaged but it's hard to find the good follows/convos
I want to be more engaged but it's hard to find the good follows/convos
December 24, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Where are the best baseball conversations happening on this app?
I want to be more engaged but it's hard to find the good follows/convos
I want to be more engaged but it's hard to find the good follows/convos
Thanks for quoting me @melissalockard.bsky.social
Such a huge loss for the game and the city of Oakland. Rip to the man of steal.
Such a huge loss for the game and the city of Oakland. Rip to the man of steal.
Rickey Henderson has a special place in the heart of many baseball fans, but no fans hold him dearer than those from his hometown of Oakland. His death has made an already difficult year even more devastating. On his legacy and loss in Oakland: www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
Already grieving, Oakland fans mourn the loss of Rickey Henderson, their hometown hero
Henderson left an indelible mark on the city of Oakland, where he grew up and thrived as the best player to wear an Oakland A's uniform.
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Thanks for quoting me @melissalockard.bsky.social
Such a huge loss for the game and the city of Oakland. Rip to the man of steal.
Such a huge loss for the game and the city of Oakland. Rip to the man of steal.
The Astros targeting Paredes signals the end of the Luhnow influence on Houston. Paredes' batted ball profile flies in the face of modern analytics in terms of projecting future success. He has a "ballplayer" front office swing, based on eye test over analytics.
December 13, 2024 at 11:26 PM
The Astros targeting Paredes signals the end of the Luhnow influence on Houston. Paredes' batted ball profile flies in the face of modern analytics in terms of projecting future success. He has a "ballplayer" front office swing, based on eye test over analytics.
December 10, 2024 at 12:10 AM