Meridini
@meridini.bsky.social
The nu metal soul patch was even dumber than cauliflower hair. IT IS A STAIN ON MY ENTIRE GENERATION.
May 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The nu metal soul patch was even dumber than cauliflower hair. IT IS A STAIN ON MY ENTIRE GENERATION.
“Everything I eat is from the Earth, right?
I am what I eat, straight up Earth, right?
Nothing but a walking sack of Earth
Nice to meet you, how do ya do?
Guess what? Ya you're one too!“ 🌎🍃
I am what I eat, straight up Earth, right?
Nothing but a walking sack of Earth
Nice to meet you, how do ya do?
Guess what? Ya you're one too!“ 🌎🍃
April 22, 2026 at 12:41 PM
“Everything I eat is from the Earth, right?
I am what I eat, straight up Earth, right?
Nothing but a walking sack of Earth
Nice to meet you, how do ya do?
Guess what? Ya you're one too!“ 🌎🍃
I am what I eat, straight up Earth, right?
Nothing but a walking sack of Earth
Nice to meet you, how do ya do?
Guess what? Ya you're one too!“ 🌎🍃
My son when he breaks three fingers or a foot:
April 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
My son when he breaks three fingers or a foot:
Once the infantile foot-stomping runs its course, this is going to devolve into the world’s most serious winner-take-all game of purple nurple.
By the way trumps unhinged “praise Allah” post did one thing: extended his deadline again.
He’s super serious THIS time
He’s super serious THIS time
April 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Once the infantile foot-stomping runs its course, this is going to devolve into the world’s most serious winner-take-all game of purple nurple.
I learned about noseeums the hard way this week. I am dying.
March 30, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I learned about noseeums the hard way this week. I am dying.
heavy is the head that eats the crayons
March 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
heavy is the head that eats the crayons
My son is so excited about guitar lessons he might explode. This is the back of his music binder. Guess which three are directly mom-influenced? 🙃
March 19, 2026 at 1:05 PM
My son is so excited about guitar lessons he might explode. This is the back of his music binder. Guess which three are directly mom-influenced? 🙃
I threw up on the coliseum once.
Tavertine marble or no, it was cool to be like, hey, I’m suddenly really sick to my stomach all up in the colosseum. 🤷🏻♀️ 😬
apnews.com/video/the-co...
Tavertine marble or no, it was cool to be like, hey, I’m suddenly really sick to my stomach all up in the colosseum. 🤷🏻♀️ 😬
apnews.com/video/the-co...
The Colosseum has a bright new look after restoration
The Colosseum has a bright new look following a restoration using the same travertine marble of ancient Rome to recreate parts of columns from 2,000 years ago.
apnews.com
March 19, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I threw up on the coliseum once.
Tavertine marble or no, it was cool to be like, hey, I’m suddenly really sick to my stomach all up in the colosseum. 🤷🏻♀️ 😬
apnews.com/video/the-co...
Tavertine marble or no, it was cool to be like, hey, I’m suddenly really sick to my stomach all up in the colosseum. 🤷🏻♀️ 😬
apnews.com/video/the-co...
Pneumatic tubes of terror.
March 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Pneumatic tubes of terror.
Kamala Harris will send your children to war!!!! Lmao
February 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Kamala Harris will send your children to war!!!! Lmao
The coffee is good but then the tummy hurts. When will I end this self-destructive cycle?
February 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The coffee is good but then the tummy hurts. When will I end this self-destructive cycle?
I had heard of him but never listened (I’m old). I can understand the hype!
… and he did it all without getting a single grass stain on that fabulous cream jersey
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I had heard of him but never listened (I’m old). I can understand the hype!
Reposted by Meridini
… and he did it all without getting a single grass stain on that fabulous cream jersey
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
… and he did it all without getting a single grass stain on that fabulous cream jersey
No sportsball!!!! Bring back Billy Joe!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
No sportsball!!!! Bring back Billy Joe!!!!
Wow. Whoa. Super weird. Never would have guessed.
When I see these reports, I always think of the reflection on the B lane swimmers (which, yikes, from 2009), about how among athletes better than the average, the worst behavior is often in those just a step below the top.
holly.witteman.ca/the-b-lane-s...
holly.witteman.ca/the-b-lane-s...
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Wow. Whoa. Super weird. Never would have guessed.
I’m always a little late to the party, but this album is fun. 🤘
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I’m always a little late to the party, but this album is fun. 🤘
It’s time to get back to the important questions.
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It’s time to get back to the important questions.
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New Year’s resolution ideas
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
New Year’s resolution ideas
Awe is the antidote to depression. Cultivate awe.
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Awe is the antidote to depression. Cultivate awe.
My friend died yesterday. Our last convo before he was in the hospital was trying to meet up at the 311 concert in KC. It never happened and I’ll always regret not trying harder to make it work. He was a really good dude, and I’m not someone who says those things if they aren’t true.
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My friend died yesterday. Our last convo before he was in the hospital was trying to meet up at the 311 concert in KC. It never happened and I’ll always regret not trying harder to make it work. He was a really good dude, and I’m not someone who says those things if they aren’t true.
My friend who is my age and has kids my kids’ age is lying in a hospital dying tonight. We met when we were 17. His liver began to fail when he was in his early 20’s. Nothing about this has been fair or easy… but organ donation gave him around 2 decades of life. It was a precious gift. 💜
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My friend who is my age and has kids my kids’ age is lying in a hospital dying tonight. We met when we were 17. His liver began to fail when he was in his early 20’s. Nothing about this has been fair or easy… but organ donation gave him around 2 decades of life. It was a precious gift. 💜
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This is Colorado's lowest snowpack on record on Christmas Day. Notable note: snowpack records only go back to 1987 (38 years).
No matter how you slice it though...absolutely brutal start to the snow season. Especially when you factor in today's rain below 10k feet.
#COwx
No matter how you slice it though...absolutely brutal start to the snow season. Especially when you factor in today's rain below 10k feet.
#COwx
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I just drank a lil baking soda because my stomach hurt, which immediately made me need to burp, but I couldn’t get it out. It was way more painful than I ever would have guessed. My husband had to burp me like a baby. A big, gassy, middle aged baby.
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I just drank a lil baking soda because my stomach hurt, which immediately made me need to burp, but I couldn’t get it out. It was way more painful than I ever would have guessed. My husband had to burp me like a baby. A big, gassy, middle aged baby.
