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good essay
Welcome to the Because Fuck You, That’s Why economy
Money makes the best earplugs
www.rogue.site
July 14, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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Marie Claire actually left a prompt from an AI in one of their recent articles.

While there’s still some great journalists and publications left, this is utterly shocking. No wonder I’m trying to pivot.
July 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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In a propaganda rant, former FSB head & paranoid Putin advisor Nikolai Patrushev called Estonia, Latvia, & Lithuania "Baltic mice" pulling at a "cat with nuclear claws".

Here, kitty kitty.
July 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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I desire more in life than to be the “don’t summarise with AI”-guy on bluesky 😅 but reports like this keep coming in, so I’ll repeat ad nauseam, don’t summarise with ‘AI’! www.tue.nl/en/our-unive...
May 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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This displays the stark arrogance of legacy media types. "I went to the right school and come from the right family, so my opinions MUST matter."

That attitude is how you turn the most infamous newspaper in political journalism into a billionaire's vanity blog, and yourself into his PR agent.
May 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.
May 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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There still is absolutely no plan for how to finance & operate our universities without foreign students or restored federal funding, & the public still has zero awareness of the magnitude of this existential crisis, because our leaders have been totally absent from the public stage.
There is no plan or budget model w/o foreign students

There is no plan or budget model w/o NSF/NIH/Title VI/FLAS/etc. federal funding

There is no plan or budget model with further state budget cuts

There is no plan or budget model with further state government caps on tuition

There is no plan
Three-quarters of US universities surveyed in recent weeks anticipate a fall in international student numbers this year, with the majority expecting a drop of at least 10%. https://on.ft.com/4lHIaiz
April 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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It is fine for the parties themselves to choose their candidates and even if primary elections weren’t perversions of democracy in several ways (which they are) they’d be a piss poor way of choosing candidates, and they separate parties from accountability.
April 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
April 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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oh, *that's* why this is going around again today
Every new right-wing publication is named The Daily Constitution and pays a dozen writers mid-six-figure salaries thanks to backing by the CEO of fascism.

Every new left-wing publication is named Lazer Sword & pays fifty contributors $300 a month, funded by laid-off journalists donated buyout pay.
April 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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random close-of-weekend thoughts
April 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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this is truly excellent and important work
March 27, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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There's a good reason people in positions like this need to choose their words carefully. He's using "no quarter" because he thinks it means "we're being tough," but it's a real term and opponents will take a different meaning

This pushes opponents to declare no quarter because we did it first
Hegseth: "We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies."

No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It's been considered a war crime for over a century.
March 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Hegseth: "We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies."

No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It's been considered a war crime for over a century.
March 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.
March 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
March 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran
March 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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The Washington Post opinion section would not have allowed this to run.
notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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the "left" broadly advocated for open access community owned gigabit fiber networks while the right coddled monopoly access to the detriment of progress and affordability for four decades
February 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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If this is what they do when they're out on the street with people pointing cameras at them, what do you think is happening inside the ICE prison camps that they keep denying Members of Congress access to?
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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I'll say again: we are oddly selective about the government services about which we will say, they operate at a loss.

We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Here's me. "Hyperwealthy pedophilic genocidal dickweeds versus the rest of humanity"
Hyperwealthy pedophilic genocidal dickweeds versus the rest of humanity - The Shot
It really is the 1% versus the rest of us. The stakes couldn't be higher. And the enemy could not be more depraved. Still, we'll win.
theshot.net.au
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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News from a robust democracy
The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy.
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe
www.chosun.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM