Jonny Pork Chop
@mightee.bsky.social
I didn’t come all this way just to fool you
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Jonny Pork Chop
@mightee.bsky.social
· Jul 1
did you guys know that if you have enough nicotine you don’t need to eat
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*sigh*....fuck
September 30, 2026 at 9:07 PM
*sigh*....fuck
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vampires be like that, cracking opens few boys with the cold ones
Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop
September 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
vampires be like that, cracking opens few boys with the cold ones
this would be an incredible beer cooler
September 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM
this would be an incredible beer cooler
I got drunk listening to records instead of exercising because it was raining. (It was not raining very much.)
September 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I got drunk listening to records instead of exercising because it was raining. (It was not raining very much.)
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99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
September 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
Bo Nix:
Everyone: Oh yeah, Bo Nix.
Everyone: Oh yeah, Bo Nix.
September 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Bo Nix:
Everyone: Oh yeah, Bo Nix.
Everyone: Oh yeah, Bo Nix.
Fire Matt LaFleur
September 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Fire Matt LaFleur
NFL officiating still absolute dogshit I see
September 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
NFL officiating still absolute dogshit I see
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never surrender
September 2, 2026 at 12:47 PM
never surrender
I am such a slut for a good film restoration
August 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am such a slut for a good film restoration
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i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality
August 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality
Cincinnati, Ohio is aggressively fine.
August 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Cincinnati, Ohio is aggressively fine.
Don't play Civ drunk. You will literally fuck up the entire world.
August 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Don't play Civ drunk. You will literally fuck up the entire world.
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just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
July 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
blasting “Mars, the Bringer of War” on my way to my psychiatry appointment
July 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
blasting “Mars, the Bringer of War” on my way to my psychiatry appointment
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hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
July 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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a brief and sudden illness is what your coworker says so everyone knows they’re about to be stuck on the toilet all day
July 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
a brief and sudden illness is what your coworker says so everyone knows they’re about to be stuck on the toilet all day
life is too short for shitty salsa
July 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
life is too short for shitty salsa
I gotta hand it to him though I really did not have “Donald Trump Ruins World Cup” on my Bingo card
July 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I gotta hand it to him though I really did not have “Donald Trump Ruins World Cup” on my Bingo card
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[dads, as if in unison] Need a goal here
July 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
[dads, as if in unison] Need a goal here
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Did his controller disconnect
July 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Did his controller disconnect
if we lose we deserve it for having a keeper that dumb
July 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
if we lose we deserve it for having a keeper that dumb
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William the Conqueror subbed in???!!
July 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
William the Conqueror subbed in???!!
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