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Florida Wonk. Not so deep state.
Currently on TikTok some people believe that the reason that the execution didn’t work is because the prisoner had killed in Satan’s name and therefore gained immortality thus kicking off the end times (again). Which is guess is better(?) than having to deal with the fact that America is cruel.
October 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I feel like “learn a trade” is the new version of “learn to code” where it is held up as the easy path to big money. But not everyone can code, and even people who learn will not necessarily have a huge career.

It also is a career with a lot of injuries.
October 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Apparently the Heated Rival fandom is furious because the author of the books said she didn’t write a scene of one character coming out to his team because it “wasn’t necessary”.

In my day we would have written fanfic about it instead of canceling the author.
October 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
There are people in this world whose entire sense of purpose is to jump in replies and tell people to harm themselves. Most people would find this sad, but as someone who grew up in a fucked ip family I find it warmly nostalgic.
September 30, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Taking the day off because I am going to a Weird Al contest tonight. Taking the day off work tomorrow because I’m going to a Weird Al concert tonight.
September 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Nothing has made me more aware of how “not normal” my brain is than when I’m listening to people talking about how AI has helped them in their lives.

This is not a diss. I am very happy AI has helped you manage your calendar or come up with dinner ideas. Not for me.
September 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
There’s this thing when you are depressed and you have convinced yourself that everything is pointless bullshit so we should just stay in bed and die.

But eventually, with therapy and medication, you realize that everything is pointless bullshit so we have got to go out and live.
this feeling is just depression
September 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
You just know The Cut is furious they didn’t get the masked lesbian bar story first.
September 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
People are assuming that this person is a troll. They aren’t. They exist and I am sure that stories will be coming out from people who have interacted with them IRL (they were involved with the DSA in Denver IIRC, before they quit and started picketing the DSA).
September 25, 2026 at 1:56 AM
We joke that the Mass Masking Lesbian Bar is peak Bluesky but truly, Threads is where it is at on this. Just person after person using it as a jumping point for their own pet cause that is only tangentially related to the topic.
September 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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September 23, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Building Inspector Dread looking tight.
The first architect of the White House ballroom resigned after warning repeatedly that Trump was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes, the Washington Post reports.

“I am the code,” Trump said www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
September 23, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Look, the world is awful but I'm in a new dress and the weather is nice enough that I get to walk to work instead of drive. And the bagel guy remembers my order even though I haven't been there in three months (because of the weather).
September 21, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Sometimes I am by myself in my house and nothing is wrong but there’s just this weird emptiness in my chest and this deep longing for something I can’t name and it’s like…why?

And then I remember I do that clinical depression and it’s like…oh, right.
September 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The COVID-19 Pandemic was, pretty much, an actual world ending event and...it was not cool or exciting and was pretty boring with moments of tragedy when we'd lose someone.
There have always been humans who thought:

1) The world will end soon
2) It will happen in a cool, exciting way
3) It’ll happen to me personally
4) I’ll be a martyred prophet, or a warlord, or otherwise special
5) People who don’t see this are lesser

“Sexy apocalypse” is a great phrase for that
Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
September 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I just learned that Warren Sapp has become a first amendment auditor and nobody in my real life knows about football AND weird internet subcultures so I have come to bluesky with this info.
September 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Like, you are the government at this point. Trump was the government in 2016. If Chemtrails exist then you would know because you would be the people carrying them out.

(I am shocked that “the sky looked different when I was a child” is truly driving so much of this.)
RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"
September 17, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I’m in a Facebook group for sharing junk journal stuff and it has a “no AI” rule and at least once a day someone posts something they made with AI and it gets deleted and then they post complaining about how unfair it is for people to delete their AI art they just wanted to share.
September 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Very excited to see how SCOTUS manages to uphold this action.
September 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
When did they make a Trump Pokémon?
September 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Anyway I’m at a fountain pen convention this weekend. I’m staying I. A hotel with a mall with two claw machine arcades so…basically I’m In heaven.

This is what happens to the women who never marry or have kids.
September 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“The super intelligent AI will want to live forever” and meanwhile the gifted kids I knew want to die all the time. C’mon.
I encourage you to read that interview just to realize how insane these people are.
September 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I think that if AI met me it wouldn’t destroy humanity because I’m that cool. (You can replace “AI”with any large predator animal and “humanity” with “me” and it remains true)
September 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Had a very funny push poll earlier today that was basically “if you heard that (Dem Candidate) supported USAID, wants men to play in girls sports and invade girls bathrooms, supported the communist agenda, and wants to hurt President Trump, would you be more or less likely to vote for them?”

“More”
September 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM