missy nurmi
@missynurmi.bsky.social
👋🏻 Teacher, Alaskan, kahu, cabin dweller, friend.
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FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK
www.popsci.com/environment/...
FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK
www.popsci.com/environment/...
The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
www.popsci.com
September 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK
www.popsci.com/environment/...
FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK
www.popsci.com/environment/...
Davids ranked by me
1 Donatello's David
2 David Bowie
3 David Attenbourgh
4 Larry David
5 David Letterman
6 David Byrne
7 Michelangelo's David
8 David Crosby
9 my friend's son David
10 the David I went to high-school with
1 Donatello's David
2 David Bowie
3 David Attenbourgh
4 Larry David
5 David Letterman
6 David Byrne
7 Michelangelo's David
8 David Crosby
9 my friend's son David
10 the David I went to high-school with
September 18, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Davids ranked by me
1 Donatello's David
2 David Bowie
3 David Attenbourgh
4 Larry David
5 David Letterman
6 David Byrne
7 Michelangelo's David
8 David Crosby
9 my friend's son David
10 the David I went to high-school with
1 Donatello's David
2 David Bowie
3 David Attenbourgh
4 Larry David
5 David Letterman
6 David Byrne
7 Michelangelo's David
8 David Crosby
9 my friend's son David
10 the David I went to high-school with
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That hast by tyranny these many years
Wasted our country, slain our citizens,
And sent our sons and husbands captivate.
Wasted our country, slain our citizens,
And sent our sons and husbands captivate.
September 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
That hast by tyranny these many years
Wasted our country, slain our citizens,
And sent our sons and husbands captivate.
Wasted our country, slain our citizens,
And sent our sons and husbands captivate.
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DO NOT USE Votesafe.org Elon Musk owns it and sells your data. This from Snopes.⏬️
September 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
DO NOT USE Votesafe.org Elon Musk owns it and sells your data. This from Snopes.⏬️
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big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
September 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
Whoa...
Wow
When Neil Gorsuch sends us his people....
September 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Whoa...
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By the way, this Attorney General Taylor who now disqualified from the November ballot due to errors in his financial documents?
His office has been prosecuting this community of American Samoans in this article you may have seen me post this year:
His office has been prosecuting this community of American Samoans in this article you may have seen me post this year:
Alaska officials gave false info to American Samoans, telling them they can vote. (They can’t, due to a unique status.)
Now, the state is threatening them with years in prison, part of GOP’s voting fraud panic.
@burness.bsky.social spent months reporting the story; spend some of your w-e with it.
Now, the state is threatening them with years in prison, part of GOP’s voting fraud panic.
@burness.bsky.social spent months reporting the story; spend some of your w-e with it.
Americans by Name, Punished for Believing It - Bolts
In a small Alaska town, American Samoans face prosecution for voting in the only country they’ve ever known. They live in a limbo, created by colonial expansion, that now confuses even public official...
boltsmag.org
September 1, 2026 at 4:24 AM
By the way, this Attorney General Taylor who now disqualified from the November ballot due to errors in his financial documents?
His office has been prosecuting this community of American Samoans in this article you may have seen me post this year:
His office has been prosecuting this community of American Samoans in this article you may have seen me post this year:
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The US bombed Iran again, to stop Iran from laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, which the US president said was free of mines and totally open, using naval capabilities he claimed they didn’t have, thereby restarting fire in a war to reopen the strait that was open before the US started the war.
August 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The US bombed Iran again, to stop Iran from laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, which the US president said was free of mines and totally open, using naval capabilities he claimed they didn’t have, thereby restarting fire in a war to reopen the strait that was open before the US started the war.
August 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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US corporate profits surge to record as worker payouts wilt ft.trib.al/C8PWIMC
US corporate profits surge to record as worker payouts wilt
Pre-tax earnings hit highest level since after the second world war as employee remuneration slides
ft.trib.al
August 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
US corporate profits surge to record as worker payouts wilt ft.trib.al/C8PWIMC
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I would just like to reiterate:
It is not up to the president what the Kennedy Center is called.
It is not up to the president what the Department of Defense is called.
It is not up to the president what the Gulf of Mexico is called.
It is not up to the president what Lake Ontario is called.
It is not up to the president what the Department of Defense is called.
It is not up to the president what the Gulf of Mexico is called.
It is not up to the president what Lake Ontario is called.
August 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I would just like to reiterate:
Uhhh...
What is a male lifestyle?
What is a lesbian structure?
He's a tool.
What is a male lifestyle?
What is a lesbian structure?
He's a tool.
U.S. Rep. Marlin Stutzman (R-IN) claims the WNBA is "trying not to offend some of their players who ... [are] trying to live a male lifestyle":
"They protect the lesbian structure that's inside the WNBA with a male quote-unquote female relationship that are two women."
"They protect the lesbian structure that's inside the WNBA with a male quote-unquote female relationship that are two women."
August 27, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Uhhh...
What is a male lifestyle?
What is a lesbian structure?
He's a tool.
What is a male lifestyle?
What is a lesbian structure?
He's a tool.
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This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
August 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
Much as I hate to give Kanter the time, nobody here will support him anyway. Sky players kept Tasha away from him
August 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
Croatia say *no coast for you!
August 21, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Croatia say *no coast for you!
August 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Alaska, the state that consistently ranks highest in the country in sexual violence (across multiple measures, including rape and CSA), should be uniform in its 2 Senators voting no on Blanche’s confirmation. To confirm him is an abandonment of duty & an abandonment of all victims.
An Epstein survivor who grew up in Alaska to Murkowski:
"This is not just an Epstein-related issue; Alaska has its own problem with trafficking. ... Confirming Blanche would send a chilling message to survivors everywhere that the nation’s highest law enforcement agency will also dismiss them."
"This is not just an Epstein-related issue; Alaska has its own problem with trafficking. ... Confirming Blanche would send a chilling message to survivors everywhere that the nation’s highest law enforcement agency will also dismiss them."
Opinion: Todd Blanche failed Epstein survivors like me. Sen. Murkowski must vote ‘no’ on his confirmation.
A survivor with Alaska roots calls on the senator to reject a nominee whose record offers victims little reason to trust the Justice Department.
www.adn.com
August 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Alaska, the state that consistently ranks highest in the country in sexual violence (across multiple measures, including rape and CSA), should be uniform in its 2 Senators voting no on Blanche’s confirmation. To confirm him is an abandonment of duty & an abandonment of all victims.
Fantasy Island S3Ep10 (Victim) is Epstein's origin story. Ick
August 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Fantasy Island S3Ep10 (Victim) is Epstein's origin story. Ick
7 minutes. That's all I get before the black flies swarm me.
I'll be back outside in the sun soon for my next 7 minutes.
#alaskasky
I'll be back outside in the sun soon for my next 7 minutes.
#alaskasky
August 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
7 minutes. That's all I get before the black flies swarm me.
I'll be back outside in the sun soon for my next 7 minutes.
#alaskasky
I'll be back outside in the sun soon for my next 7 minutes.
#alaskasky
This 🧵 is fantastic!
What the Phaistos Disc says. A 3,500 year old clay disc with unknown symbols written on it in a spiral, found in the ruins of a Minoan palace on Crete. It appears to have come from elsewhere and the symbols don't match anything anyone has ever seen. A huge archeological mystery.
August 1, 2026 at 8:42 AM
This 🧵 is fantastic!
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The Fauci hearing was a disgrace. Here are some reminders of how it really went down in 2020.
Never forget.
Never forget.
July 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The Fauci hearing was a disgrace. Here are some reminders of how it really went down in 2020.
Never forget.
Never forget.
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
July 30, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.