mkaffeine
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Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
September 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
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I don’t think “standing at attention” means what they think it means.
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I don’t think “standing at attention” means what they think it means.
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“We’re so pro-life, we’ll kill every last one of you motherfuckers in ways you didn’t even imagine.”
Breaking News: The E.P.A. is said to be planning to announce that the U.S. will no longer limit climate pollution from power plants.
E.P.A. Will Erase Limits on Climate Pollution From Power Plants
Generation of electricity is the second largest source of carbon dioxide and other planet-warming gases in the United States.
nyti.ms
September 14, 2026 at 11:32 AM
“We’re so pro-life, we’ll kill every last one of you motherfuckers in ways you didn’t even imagine.”
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There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
Talarico: "I oppose trans athletes playing in girls' sports if it endangers safety or fairness"
September 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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We talk a lot about the importance of voting but in doing so, we romanticize it, and I've come to believe that's a mistake. It's not romantic, it's not glorious, it's not an expression of your ideals or your identity. It's selecting the best outcome for the most people. That's all it is. Do that.
September 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
We talk a lot about the importance of voting but in doing so, we romanticize it, and I've come to believe that's a mistake. It's not romantic, it's not glorious, it's not an expression of your ideals or your identity. It's selecting the best outcome for the most people. That's all it is. Do that.
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Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk https://theonion.com/javier-bardem-declared-unesco-world-class-hunk/
September 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk https://theonion.com/javier-bardem-declared-unesco-world-class-hunk/
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The Dem leadership internalized the conservative “silent majority” lie and have been basing their decisions on that false assumption for 40 years now.
September 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
The Dem leadership internalized the conservative “silent majority” lie and have been basing their decisions on that false assumption for 40 years now.
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Normalise saying 'fascist propaganda' instead of 'culture wars'
August 31, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Normalise saying 'fascist propaganda' instead of 'culture wars'
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He’s not a campaign issue. He’s a streamer. People are dying. Grow up.
Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
ALT: Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
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August 28, 2026 at 11:15 PM
He’s not a campaign issue. He’s a streamer. People are dying. Grow up.
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Just once I want a reporter to reply, "Doesn't it feel humiliating to kiss this moron's ass so aggressively? Aren't you worried about your grandkids reading this shit in school?"
Howard Lutnick claims Trump is the only person in the world great enough to renovate the Kennedy Center
August 27, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Just once I want a reporter to reply, "Doesn't it feel humiliating to kiss this moron's ass so aggressively? Aren't you worried about your grandkids reading this shit in school?"
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Been thinking a lot about this quote from Roger Ebert today.
August 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Been thinking a lot about this quote from Roger Ebert today.
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If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
“Representative Hakeem Jeffries, Democrat of New York and the minority leader, met privately in recent weeks with Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law and top outside adviser, and discussed potential areas of common ground, according to five people with knowledge of the meeting.”
BRUH.
BRUH.
August 23, 2026 at 11:31 AM
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.
August 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.
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Wife: The trash is overflowing. Can you--
Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
August 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Wife: The trash is overflowing. Can you--
Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
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BELOW: Donald Trump signs executive order to bring back childhood diseases.
August 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
BELOW: Donald Trump signs executive order to bring back childhood diseases.
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Who could have known that taxing the extremely rich would be an easy way to fund a massive expansion of the welfare states?
Who, I ask, who?
Who, I ask, who?
August 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Who could have known that taxing the extremely rich would be an easy way to fund a massive expansion of the welfare states?
Who, I ask, who?
Who, I ask, who?
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The boat.
Stephen Miller, Nancy Mace and Pete Hegseth are in a rowboat that's sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?
August 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The boat.
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Surely there is not this much new data worth centering
August 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Surely there is not this much new data worth centering
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I think she'd be far better served running for Schumer's seat.
"I haven't ruled out the possibility" -- AOC on running for president in 2028
August 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I think she'd be far better served running for Schumer's seat.
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media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs
media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
August 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs
media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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Opinion: Trump’s golf games may sound appealing, but it’s US taxpayer who will take the hit, paying for rounds they will never even play.
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Mamdani's city-owned grocery stores are a socialist trap | Opinion
No matter how good Zohran Mamdani makes grocery affordability sound, he's selling New Yorkers the same broken promise that has failed everywhere else.
bit.ly
August 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Opinion: Trump’s golf games may sound appealing, but it’s US taxpayer who will take the hit, paying for rounds they will never even play.
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The Democrats' midterm ad practically writes itself.
August 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The Democrats' midterm ad practically writes itself.
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d3 defensive coordinator after giving up nine hundred yards total offense
Max Miller is denying all the allegations against him and you can tell he's sincere because of the popped collar.
August 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
d3 defensive coordinator after giving up nine hundred yards total offense
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Basically we're always at this part of the movie.
July 30, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Basically we're always at this part of the movie.
The bad news just keeps coming 💔
Glen Hansard, Oscar-winning Irish singer-songwriter, dies aged 56 in motorcycle crash
Glen Hansard, Oscar-winning Irish singer-songwriter, dies aged 56 in motorcycle crash
Frontman of chart-topping band the Frames had huge success as the star of 2007 romantic drama Once
Glen Hansard, the Irish folk-rock musician and actor who fronted the band the Frames and had Oscar-winning success with the 2007 film Once, has died aged 56.
He died in a motorcycle crash in Lucan on the outskirts of Dublin, early on Wednesday morning. Without naming him, Irish police said he was treated at the scene for his injuries but died a short time later. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
July 29, 2026 at 12:08 PM
The bad news just keeps coming 💔