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Jarf
@mmmjarf.bsky.social
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good evening recordment
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gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
September 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
TEACHER: i see you passing notes, stand up and read it to the class

KID: teacher is super hot

TEACHER: *twirls hair* what else does it say
September 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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infinitefinite.blog
You can pry the Oxford Comma from my cold, dead, and third adjective hands.
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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shortsleevesuit.bsky.social
[motorcycle lesson]

INSTRUCTOR: first put your helmet on

ME: this seems dangerous

INSTRUCTOR: *turns it around so I can see* how about now
September 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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debbshock.blue
you might be cool but are you snake wearing a chicken hat cool
a snake wearing a tiny little chicken hat
August 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
A bar sign in Japan
A liquor bottle is kicking a brain in the stones lol
July 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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lorazekim.bsky.social
If you see someone crying ask them if it’s because of their haircut
July 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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verbrannt74.bsky.social
Jeans for bird
June 9, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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derek.bike
ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to charge the pepper grinder
photo of a pepper grinder sitting on a counter top with a pink phone charger plugged into the front of it
June 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
ok water calm down
A diagram of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecule that looks like a but in revealing black bottoms
June 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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mikexnichols.bsky.social
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
June 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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hildur.bsky.social
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
June 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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jaisonatalives.blacksky.app
Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈
post by bilalcynic caption: Gay people are now 2x faster. Be careful Image: screenshot of directions showing the different methods and how long they take train - 5 min person walking - 6 min purple person with a rainbow walking - 3 min person on a bike - 2 min
June 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
hope you brought urine!
A doormat in target that says how you brought wine in cursive but it really looks like hope you brought urine
May 31, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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kirlax.bsky.social
one time when I was in university studying in the library there was a little hole in the drywall with an arrow that said “in here” and I looked in the hole and there was a folded up piece of paper that said “in here” and when I unfolded the paper a bunch of pubes fell out and it said “pubes”
April 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
what. a. steal.
£4.99 for a painted princess diana in loving memory plate. this was definitely done by a beginner and/or someone going for an abstract look. it’s in a british thrift shoppe.
May 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a snail climbs up onto a frisbee laying in the grass. The snail says, “what a strange flower…” Panel 2: the frisbee is lifted off the ground by a person standing outside of the frame. The snail, still perched on the edge of the frisbee, remarks, “eh?” Panel 3: the snails eye stalks are blown backwards as it is suddenly thrusted forward. From the snail’s perspective, it looks like stars stretching radially from the center, as if traveling at warp speed.
May 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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juliaruby.bsky.social
Accidentally made Gemini roleplay as a fried egg when I googled a quote from Mixtape.
A google search for "you're an egg in a teflon pan". The AI overview reads: I am chilling in a lightly buttered Teflon pan over gentle heat. My transparent whites are starting to firm up, my yolk is maintaining a perfect, golden composure, and thankfully, the non-stick surface is ensuring a completely stress-free, slippery glide. Ah, the bliss of an intact membrane! Without a Teflon surface, a scratched coating could easily cause my delicate edges to bond to the metal in a tragic, sticky mess. It also helps that the temperature is kept at a gentle, controlled simmer. If the heat were cranked up too high, l'd overcook before you could say "sunny-side up".
May 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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wyattprivilege.bsky.social
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
May 19, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall
May 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
A man seated on a pink stroller, outdoors on a sunny day. Other people are visible in the background.
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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prof-hinkley.bsky.social
*asking my mom to make soup du jour because I had it in a restaurant and really liked it*
March 29, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com
Were

Were those the only two options
Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.
April 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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dennismons.bsky.social
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
April 4, 2026 at 7:08 AM