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space force captain™️
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sports media vet. journalism & mlb fanatic. @sfgiants forever.

“Weird heroes and mold-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final.” [Hunter S. Thompson]
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If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset
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The Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight.

The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.
September 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
What are we doing here?
Pumpkin Spice has broken containment.
September 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Keep your cat inside. Why does this still need to be said?
September 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Having lived in the tri-state area for a dozen years, I recognize two separate New York vibes. One is worldly and cosmopolitan. The other can’t fathom a world that extends beyond Ocean City/Montclair/Westchester/New Haven.

The Mets broadcast is the latter.
September 5, 2026 at 1:36 AM
These clowns talk about themselves more than any broadcast I think I’ve ever heard.
September 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
NY local market slop - makes you really appreciate the Yankees broadcast for not being… this.
September 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Gary, Keith, and Ron, it is your fucking job to know about the other team. You get paid handsomely. You guys suck.
September 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Deeply underwhelmed by the Mets broadcast.
September 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
PIX11 sports - no pitch-type indicator, and wtf broadcast quality… is this 480p????

Mets fans suffer enough and deserve better.
September 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Hypermasculinity is an elaborate theatrical production staged almost entirely for the attention and approval of other men and its imagery becomes so intimate and florid it seems impossible they don’t realize. RFK doing shirtless push-ups in a sauna with Kid Rock is 43% of the way to actual porn.
September 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It’s a never-ending quest to prove that everything in human history is a conspiracy theory in order to prove that they aren’t losers.
It is indescribable to me how infuriating it is that we all have to pretend these are smart, insightful people.
Oh I missed this

Once again I’m struck by the vacuous yet arrogant emptiness of these people, they are incurious and uncaring, and the world tells them they are special and wonderful for being like this
September 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Big picture, JD is on the same side as the guys who flew the planes on 9/11. Of course he’s got jokes about it.
JD Vance on the 25th anniversary of 9/11: "As you guys can probably guess, I'm really looking forward to hanging out with Joe Biden. I'm sure we'll have many many intense intellectual conversations. We'll have a great time."
September 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
September 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I mean, everybody knows the unwritten rules.
September 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The 1990s BoSox vibes are back.
September 2, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Careful - this nasty mofo will punch you.
September 2, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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If a white person uses the term "woke" I realize that they are either a malicious asshole, maliciously complacent, or reflexively unthinking, and it's only a matter of time before they reveal which one it is.

One good way to find out is to explain what "woke" actually means and note the reaction.
August 30, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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LOL Ron Wotus was ejected during the lineup card exchange. Legend.
August 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Well, shit.
August 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Win or lose, this game is a masterpiece.

#sfgiants
August 26, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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I just wish that people would understand that racism is not hurt feelings
August 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
It’s almost like they don’t want to pay taxes or adhere to safety, building & environmental regulations.
Buc-ee's CEO eyes 'conservative, business-friendly states' for expansion
Buc-ee's co-founder and CEO Arch Aplin III recently said the company seeks expansion opportunities in "conservative, business-friendly states."
www.usatoday.com
August 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Hey, everyone - the consultant who told the Harris Campaign to stop (appropriately) calling the other side weirdos just outed himself.
August 21, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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August 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
They will lick the boot again.
New in PN: Disney runs out of patience with Brendan Carr’s bullsh*t

"For over a year, ABC tried to appease the Trump administration. That era is now over. On Tuesday, ABC, its parent company Disney, and eight ABC-owned stations sued Carr and the FCC for grossly violating the First Amendment."
Disney runs out of patience with Brendan Carr’s bullsh*t
Mickey Mouse hits back after a year of fascist harassment.
www.publicnotice.co
August 19, 2026 at 12:57 PM