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space force captain™️
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sports media vet. journalism & mlb fanatic. @sfgiants forever.

“Weird heroes and mold-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final.” [Hunter S. Thompson]
JD Vance considers this pornography.
September 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Not necessarily saying this list is wrong, but also, JD Vance would like a word.
September 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
where is a scooter when we need one?
September 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Keep your cat inside. Why does this still need to be said?
September 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
fuck yeah
September 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
This is some Don Draper-ass marketing!🤩
September 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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Hypermasculinity is an elaborate theatrical production staged almost entirely for the attention and approval of other men and its imagery becomes so intimate and florid it seems impossible they don’t realize. RFK doing shirtless push-ups in a sauna with Kid Rock is 43% of the way to actual porn.
September 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Like he is running in sand.
David Hasselhoff Baywatch
ALT: David Hasselhoff Baywatch
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September 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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If a white person uses the term "woke" I realize that they are either a malicious asshole, maliciously complacent, or reflexively unthinking, and it's only a matter of time before they reveal which one it is.

One good way to find out is to explain what "woke" actually means and note the reaction.
August 30, 2026 at 10:50 AM