MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX
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ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY BOOSTERS ARE VERMIN IN THE EYES OF MORBO
NUMBERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
If one actually believes that wages went up, and doesn't understand that they did not go up despite the actual numbers increasing, already a lost cause.
September 20, 2026 at 3:05 PM
NUMBERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
PATHETIC HUMAN
REAL WAGES ARE UP SINCE 2000
MORBO DEMANDS YOU LOOK AT A CHART fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1YNtx
REAL WAGES ARE UP SINCE 2000
MORBO DEMANDS YOU LOOK AT A CHART fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1YNtx
September 20, 2026 at 2:39 AM
PATHETIC HUMAN
REAL WAGES ARE UP SINCE 2000
MORBO DEMANDS YOU LOOK AT A CHART fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1YNtx
REAL WAGES ARE UP SINCE 2000
MORBO DEMANDS YOU LOOK AT A CHART fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1YNtx
PATHETIC HUMAN ECONOMIST
MORBO HAS EYES AND CAN SEE IN THE DATA THAT ECONOMIC INDICATORS AND ECONOMIC SENTIMENT HAVE DIVERGED
MORBO DEMANDS A BETTER EXPLANATION THAN BLAMING JOE BIDEN
MORBO HAS EYES AND CAN SEE IN THE DATA THAT ECONOMIC INDICATORS AND ECONOMIC SENTIMENT HAVE DIVERGED
MORBO DEMANDS A BETTER EXPLANATION THAN BLAMING JOE BIDEN
anyway as someone who actually is an economist unlike sky who is just mad at leftists and wants to settle scores - vibecession is a lie told by biden consultants who want to normalize the democratic party doing nothing to help poor people after 2024.
people were mad about rising interest rates.
people were mad about rising interest rates.
July 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
PATHETIC HUMAN ECONOMIST
MORBO HAS EYES AND CAN SEE IN THE DATA THAT ECONOMIC INDICATORS AND ECONOMIC SENTIMENT HAVE DIVERGED
MORBO DEMANDS A BETTER EXPLANATION THAN BLAMING JOE BIDEN
MORBO HAS EYES AND CAN SEE IN THE DATA THAT ECONOMIC INDICATORS AND ECONOMIC SENTIMENT HAVE DIVERGED
MORBO DEMANDS A BETTER EXPLANATION THAN BLAMING JOE BIDEN
SEC FILINGS ARE ALMOST ALL PUBLIC BY DEFAULT
GOOD NIGHT
GOOD NIGHT
July 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
SEC FILINGS ARE ALMOST ALL PUBLIC BY DEFAULT
GOOD NIGHT
GOOD NIGHT
MORBO DEMANDS YOU OPEN A DICTIONARY
Trump implemented neoliberal economics. That's obvious.
I hate that even the educated like Will will misuse the words technocracy and technocratic frequently.
Some of you genuinely don't know there are zero technocracies in the world and some of you support an actual technocracy.
I hate that even the educated like Will will misuse the words technocracy and technocratic frequently.
Some of you genuinely don't know there are zero technocracies in the world and some of you support an actual technocracy.
June 27, 2026 at 3:21 PM
MORBO DEMANDS YOU OPEN A DICTIONARY
MORBO DEMANDS MORE CAPITALISM
oh my god what?!!
*ALPHABET REPORTS PROPOSED $80B EQUITY CAPITAL RAISE
*ALPHABET REPORTS PROPOSED $80B EQUITY CAPITAL RAISE
June 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
MORBO DEMANDS MORE CAPITALISM
PATHETIC HUMAN
YOU DO NOT YET KNOW THE DEFINITION OF “MEANER”
MORBO WILL SHOW YOU
YOU DO NOT YET KNOW THE DEFINITION OF “MEANER”
MORBO WILL SHOW YOU
BREAM: The Bureau of Labor Statistics says inflation is now outpacing wage growth. How do you answer that concern?
HASSETT: That's a technical matter. Personal income includes things like transfers and food stamps that we have been reducing as part of our effort to make government leaner and meaner
HASSETT: That's a technical matter. Personal income includes things like transfers and food stamps that we have been reducing as part of our effort to make government leaner and meaner
May 31, 2026 at 3:18 PM
PATHETIC HUMAN
YOU DO NOT YET KNOW THE DEFINITION OF “MEANER”
MORBO WILL SHOW YOU
YOU DO NOT YET KNOW THE DEFINITION OF “MEANER”
MORBO WILL SHOW YOU
MATH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
I don't know anything abou the specific data sets being cited, but I do know math. It is absolutely possible for both claims to be true, i.e., the median could be $8k, and the majority of values in the data set are below $1k. Happens routinely in skewed distributions.
May 28, 2026 at 2:49 PM
MATH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
TERMINAL VALUE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
What kills me about degrowth messaging is that people hear "degrowth" and think their personal bank account is going to shrink. In reality, due to our society's insane inequality, redistribution can make almost everyone *much much richer* regardless of whether overall GDP goes up or down.
May 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
TERMINAL VALUE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POWELL STAYING ON AS GOVERNOR AFTER CHAIR TERM ENDS
April 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PATHETIC HUMANS, LIMITING YOURSELVES TO PAPER BYLAWS
ON MORBO’S HOME PLANET, ANY EMPLOYEE MAY CHALLENGE THEIR CEO TO A DUEL DURING THE ANNUAL SHAREHOLDER MEETING
AND THE BOARD MAY SELL TICKETS AND TV RIGHTS, AND RUN THE BETTING MARKET ON THE FIGHT TO FUND COMPANY OPERATIONS
MWAHAHAHAHA
ON MORBO’S HOME PLANET, ANY EMPLOYEE MAY CHALLENGE THEIR CEO TO A DUEL DURING THE ANNUAL SHAREHOLDER MEETING
AND THE BOARD MAY SELL TICKETS AND TV RIGHTS, AND RUN THE BETTING MARKET ON THE FIGHT TO FUND COMPANY OPERATIONS
MWAHAHAHAHA
* EXCLUSIVE -- ELON MUSK CAN ONLY BE REMOVED FROM SPACEX BOARD OR OFFICER ROLES BY A VOTE OF THE SHARE CLASS HE CONTROLS, IPO FILING SHOWS
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
April 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
PATHETIC HUMANS, LIMITING YOURSELVES TO PAPER BYLAWS
ON MORBO’S HOME PLANET, ANY EMPLOYEE MAY CHALLENGE THEIR CEO TO A DUEL DURING THE ANNUAL SHAREHOLDER MEETING
AND THE BOARD MAY SELL TICKETS AND TV RIGHTS, AND RUN THE BETTING MARKET ON THE FIGHT TO FUND COMPANY OPERATIONS
MWAHAHAHAHA
ON MORBO’S HOME PLANET, ANY EMPLOYEE MAY CHALLENGE THEIR CEO TO A DUEL DURING THE ANNUAL SHAREHOLDER MEETING
AND THE BOARD MAY SELL TICKETS AND TV RIGHTS, AND RUN THE BETTING MARKET ON THE FIGHT TO FUND COMPANY OPERATIONS
MWAHAHAHAHA
PATHETIC HUMAN
ELIZABETH WARREN: Did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election?
KEVIN WARSH: Uhm, we try to keep politics if I'm confirmed out of the Federal Reserve
WARREN: I'm just asking a factual question
WARSH: I believe this body certified the election
WARREN: That's not the question I'm asking
KEVIN WARSH: Uhm, we try to keep politics if I'm confirmed out of the Federal Reserve
WARREN: I'm just asking a factual question
WARSH: I believe this body certified the election
WARREN: That's not the question I'm asking
April 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
PATHETIC HUMAN
THE FEDERAL RESERVE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
Hassett: "Imagine if oil prices start going back down because the situation resolves itself somehow, they you could be looking at an inflation close to zero. That's something the Fed needs to pay attention to."
April 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
THE FEDERAL RESERVE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
PATHETIC HUMANS
THE SPACE NAVY OF OMICRON PERSEI VIII CAN OPEN IT IN HALF THAT TIME
THE SPACE NAVY OF OMICRON PERSEI VIII CAN OPEN IT IN HALF THAT TIME
uh
*HASSETT: HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS
*HASSETT: HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS
April 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
PATHETIC HUMANS
THE SPACE NAVY OF OMICRON PERSEI VIII CAN OPEN IT IN HALF THAT TIME
THE SPACE NAVY OF OMICRON PERSEI VIII CAN OPEN IT IN HALF THAT TIME
MORBO IS CONFUSED. WHY DO THE OIL GIANTS NOT SIMPLY COAT THIS PATHETIC HUMAN IN SLURM AND LAUNCH HIM INTO YOUR YELLOW SUN?
"the party told you to deny the evidence of your eyes and ears. it was their final, most essential command" - orwell, 1984
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HASSETT: "These higher [oil] prices are a temporary phenomenon, and it's going to end very soon."
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April 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
MORBO IS CONFUSED. WHY DO THE OIL GIANTS NOT SIMPLY COAT THIS PATHETIC HUMAN IN SLURM AND LAUNCH HIM INTO YOUR YELLOW SUN?
THAT IS NOT HOW DEMAND IS CREATED OR CHANNELED. GOOD NIGHT.
April 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
THAT IS NOT HOW DEMAND IS CREATED OR CHANNELED. GOOD NIGHT.
MORBO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHERE ON PLANET EARTH THE POVERTY LEVEL FOR A SINGLE HUMAN IS $138,000
Incredible take. You clearly think minimum wage means "the minimum I can get away with paying someone legally." The poverty level here for a single person is $138k but you're outraged someone working full time makes $40k? That oligarch's never gonna fuck you bro no matter how much you lick his boot.
March 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
MORBO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHERE ON PLANET EARTH THE POVERTY LEVEL FOR A SINGLE HUMAN IS $138,000
MORBO’S FAVORITE ECONOMIC STATISTIC
Gross Domestic Pain
GDP is when herniated discs in factories
October 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
MORBO’S FAVORITE ECONOMIC STATISTIC
PATHETIC HUMANS, I WILL DESTROY YOU BEFORE I SWITCH TO JOLT SLURM
If Columbia were to provide less coffee (some producers only sell through a lottery) due to Trump’s newest tantrum, the pain to Americans will be real. Folks are gonna be jonesing for a coffee fix, feeling more and more like a king and a coffee tax.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/19/b...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/19/b...
Trump’s tariffs are brewing trouble for local coffee roasters | CNN Business
Coffee beans may grow on trees, but the key ingredient to a morning brew isn’t found so easily in the United States.
www.cnn.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
PATHETIC HUMANS, I WILL DESTROY YOU BEFORE I SWITCH TO JOLT SLURM
THE TWO MARKETS ARE VERY DISTINCT AND WILL NOT MEANINGFULLY IMPACT EACH OTHER DIRECTLY
THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS, BUT THE DEMAND FOR HOUSING WILL NOT GO AWAY REGARDLESS OF BROADER MARKET CONDITIONS
NOW BACK TO CLOSING BELL
THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS, BUT THE DEMAND FOR HOUSING WILL NOT GO AWAY REGARDLESS OF BROADER MARKET CONDITIONS
NOW BACK TO CLOSING BELL
October 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
THE TWO MARKETS ARE VERY DISTINCT AND WILL NOT MEANINGFULLY IMPACT EACH OTHER DIRECTLY
THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS, BUT THE DEMAND FOR HOUSING WILL NOT GO AWAY REGARDLESS OF BROADER MARKET CONDITIONS
NOW BACK TO CLOSING BELL
THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS, BUT THE DEMAND FOR HOUSING WILL NOT GO AWAY REGARDLESS OF BROADER MARKET CONDITIONS
NOW BACK TO CLOSING BELL
MORBO THE ANNIHILATOR HAS FOUND HIS SECOND CAREER
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
October 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
MORBO THE ANNIHILATOR HAS FOUND HIS SECOND CAREER
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“INCORRECT” TARIFF CHARGES? MWAHAHAHAHA
PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN
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PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN
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this is like half of r/ups now
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“INCORRECT” TARIFF CHARGES? MWAHAHAHAHA
PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN
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PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN
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TARIFFS PAYABLE ON DELIVERY
I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA
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I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA
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How bad are tariffs going?
I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business.
UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me.
That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯
I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business.
UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me.
That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯
October 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
TARIFFS PAYABLE ON DELIVERY
I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA
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I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA
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PATHETIC XENOPHOBIC HUMAN ECONOMIST
I WILL DESTROY YOU
I WILL DESTROY YOU
FED'S MIRAN: REMOVAL OF MIGRANTS WILL HAVE DISINFLATIONARY IMPACT
September 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
PATHETIC XENOPHOBIC HUMAN ECONOMIST
I WILL DESTROY YOU
I WILL DESTROY YOU
MORBO STIRS
THE RETURN OF TARIFF LINES ON TEMU RECEIPTS APPROACHES
PATHETIC HUMANS! FEAST ON THE FRUITS OF YOUR MISGUIDED VOTING DECISIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA
THE RETURN OF TARIFF LINES ON TEMU RECEIPTS APPROACHES
PATHETIC HUMANS! FEAST ON THE FRUITS OF YOUR MISGUIDED VOTING DECISIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA
The de minimis exemption, which allowed imported packages worth less than $800 to enter the U.S. without facing any duties, will end for all countries on August 29.
Several Countries Suspend Postal Shipments To The US—Here’s Why
The de minimis exemption, which allowed imported packages worth less than $800 to enter the U.S. without facing any duties, will end for all countries on August 29.
www.forbes.com
August 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
MORBO STIRS
THE RETURN OF TARIFF LINES ON TEMU RECEIPTS APPROACHES
PATHETIC HUMANS! FEAST ON THE FRUITS OF YOUR MISGUIDED VOTING DECISIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA
THE RETURN OF TARIFF LINES ON TEMU RECEIPTS APPROACHES
PATHETIC HUMANS! FEAST ON THE FRUITS OF YOUR MISGUIDED VOTING DECISIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA