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Joseph Morris
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Lawyer/dad type; Oakland, California
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Keynes: "By 2026, everyone will be working 15-hour work weeks."
Modern Conservatives: "Don't worry, we'll have everyone work 15 hours a week just to heat their house and drive their car"
September 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
In my retirement I'm going to open The Rorschach Cafe where you get random latte art.
September 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
My lemon tree seems to want to become a weapon.
September 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Sold the longtail ebike, end of an era.
September 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I just got LUKS hibernation set up on my Ubuntu machine and it's super cool. You can power off your computer and have the disk be encrypted (no worries about data loss if stolen) but then when you power it back on it's right where you left off. #Linux
September 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
This is what I've been using for ~5 years. No syncing except what you do yourself but that's sort of a feature also, in that no cloud version of your unencrypted passwords exists. KeepassDX for android; and there's iOS apps. More like adopting a file format (kdbx) than a single app.
"KeePassXC (originally KeePassX) is a free and open-source cross-platform password manager. It is built using the Qt toolkit, which allows it to run on Linux, Windows, macOS, and BSD"
KeePassXC - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Fridge note to let me know that a child in the house has been reading a lot of fantasy novels lately
August 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
A chicken and egg problem perhaps
[0009089] Animal trainer tries to train female bird trying to lay eggs, get stuck in loop
August 30, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Just about got run over by somebody in a BMW X4 backing out of their own driveway (had to tell "stop" at the top of my lungs) who then had the temerity to call me an asshole and flip me off as they drove away, after I asked them to please watch for bikes because they almost killed me.
August 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Really enjoying Poppy Aykroyd -- an affinity for loops like Four Tet, but is really accomplished pianist and music theorist and so I was able to implement a lot of variation and musicality with it. See also Hidden Orchestra which she contributed to b
August 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
90S4LYF
August 22, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I knew there was a RAM shortage that was causing it to be more expensive, but I had not realized that the price has quintrupled in a year, until I thought of upgrading about upgrading a laptop
August 22, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I was biking my kids to school this morning at a new campus, and our way goes through an East Oakland park, which can sometimes feel a little bit spooky when it's vacant. So I'm really appreciating the Chinese cultural practice of morning Tai Chi.
August 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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A Millennial Furniture Designer Is Behind the Drones Battering Russia

www.wsj.com/world/ukrain...
A Millennial Furniture Designer Is Behind the Drones Battering Russia
Iryna Terekh, 34, used to design benches. She is now the CEO of Ukraine’s largest private defense company.
www.wsj.com
August 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I just spent a little while asking Gemini and Claude whether they think they have qualia or self-awareness, and then screenshotting and posting each other's answers to the other. Gemini is absolutely certain it is a computer and does not, Claude is less certain. Both point to RLHF ...
August 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I'm dictating nearly everything that I write these days with nvidia's parakeet and canary models, which are fabulous and can run on cpu or even phone hardware. A great open source PC (windows / Mac / Linux) implementation is Handy handy.computer
Handy
Handy is a cross platform, open-source, speech-to-text application for your computer
handy.computer
August 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I've been listening to Lubomyr Melnyk and Charlamagne Palestine recently, playing in one key with long release time (and/or delay, or sustain pedal down) to get an ambient-ish effect.
#SoundCloud#Synth #ElectronicMusic #Atmospheric #DroneMusic #Ambient
on.soundcloud.com/ocwh9uWbDkkJ...
mountain; angst
I've been listening to a lot of nails from Lubomyr Melnyk and Charlamagne Palestine recently, which got me to realize that you can just kind of sit down and play things in one key with long release ti
soundcloud.com
August 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Broke two spikes in rural France on a rainy Sunday; family let me stay with them and let me take spokes from an extra wheel (which amazingly were the right length). Full story, can start at "I walked the three kilometers" if you're short on time www.cycleblaze.com/journals/nor...
August 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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I’d like to shake the hand of the person who designed the Chocolonely bar shapes, but not in a way which is convenient for them
July 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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www.newsweek.com/clifford-sto... there's the article link and here's his klein bottle website which is literally among the greatest websites ever and never gets old www.kleinbottle.com
Why the Web Won't Be Nirvana
The truth in no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works.
www.newsweek.com
June 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Tomorrow, August 1st, prosecutors in Minnesota will no longer be able to charge children under 13 with criminal offenses. These children are in elementary school and are rarely ever competent to be prosecuted. Now they will get the support and services they need more quickly
"We can look at these kids as kids and we can identify what they need, and what they need is something that we need to be ready to provide"

Raise the Age is a significant milestone for public safety because kids struggling with behavioral issues need help, not detention centers.
July 31, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Hi my name is Joe and my hobbies are bike touring, rock climbing, and hummus
July 30, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Completed life goal of bike overnight with kids, Amtrak Oakland to Sac, American River Parkway out to Folsom Lake (Beals Point) and back, total 102km over two (hot!) days. Challenging but we had a good time.
July 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The world I want to live in is one with more concrete between cars and bikes
July 19, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Had to miss the last 20 but wow to England to do that with 10 ppl. Didn't go in with a favorite but felt like the red card was over called (as well as both pens) so was rooting for Eng from then on.
July 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM